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Who got laid? The ENT SEX thread

ALF

ALF

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Time for the Enterprise sexy thread!
There's some Barry White music playing. Aw yeeeeah.

Correct me if I'm wrong, I think the ENTIRE crew got laid at least once, minus Phlox and Porthos. :devil: :angel:

ARCHER - Erika Hernendez (Home), The Orion Chick [arguably] (Bound)
TUCKER - Kaitaama (Precious Cargo), T'Pol (Harbinger)
T'POL - Trip (Harbinger)
REED - Veylo a Vissian tactical officer (Cogenitor) ??
HOSHI - Some dude on Risa (Two Days and Two Nights)
MAYWEATHER - Gannet Brooks (Demons)

I must be missing some. I haven't included the Mirror Universe encounters.
It is my imagination, or was ENT a little skimp on sex?
 
Kelby got laid in Bound by the Orion chickyboo

and I would presume that when Phlox's wife was onboard during Stigma, that Phlox got some as well :devil:
 
billcosby said:

HOSHI - Some dude on Risa (Two Days and Two Nights)
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I think half the crew had dirty sexy stories about "Some dude on Risa" ...Although obviously not always were they talking about the same dude.
 
And Trip also sorta got laid by that hot slimy chick with the box of pebbles.

He seemed to be enjoying himself.
 
Guy Gardener said:
He didn't like to be touched. There's some theories about how they "worked" around that.
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Well, there was some indication in Dear Doctor (IIRC) that Denobulans go into some kind of raging hormones mode during mating season. Probably overrides any inhibitions they have.
 
That doesn't even begin to reproduce the outrageous theory of sex pits and semen sharp shootists setting up crossfire impregnation zones... or that the male inclination of shying from sex isn't reduced ever and it takes three wives to hold a husband down to well baby juice out of the boys, or the hormonal sex response of premature hibernation as seen in Bound was the norm, which means that the Denobulans males mate in a completely unconcious state, which would explain why they only sleep for one week a year because they're afraid of the women sneaking up on them and...

Had a fun thread about this a couple weeks back.
 
Guy Gardener said:
He didn't like to be touched. There's some theories about how they "worked" around that.
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That's why he's got such a long tongue. :D
 
Phlox hinted that Archer and T'Pol were doing it in Twilight's future timeline.

What about The Crossing? the aliens in charge of the crews bodies must have been fI*&^inig each other without protection all over the place. And did Sillik lay his seed for the couple hours he pretended to be Tucker?
 
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JiNX-01 said:
I interpreted that one as a taunting lie.
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Knowing MU Hoshi... she probably banged most of the ship. :evil:
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Yeah, but it seemed to me that Tucker actually cared about T'Pol and I doubt that he'd take an interest in the ship's slut. Besides, being a captain's woman gave her status and it's pretty obvious Tucker had little standing on that ship so hopping into the sack with him wouldn't get her anywhere.
 
I didn't see much caring between the two of them in that ep... he seemed to be really sleezy, and she came across as "I had to have sex with you or DIE, leave me alone about it already"

(precisely the subject matter of a fic I've been working on, actually)
 
IN A MIRROR DARKLY (additional scenes on DVD)


> T'Pol's top is torn off during her fight with Hoshi.

> Trip's shirt is torn off during his fight with Phlox.

> Catty dialogue between T'Pol and Hoshi hints at their previous lesbian relationship.

> Catty dialogue between Trip and Phlox hints they once had a threesome with an Edosian suckerfish.
 
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