... Tractor beams.There is no common ground to be had. lightspeed /= warp, blasters /= phasers, missiles /= photon torpedoes, "*beep* *boop* she just lost her will to live" /= "I am modulating the shield nutation to compensate for the gravimetric anomaly"
The only thing they might have in common is once letting a very irritating, spoiled kid fly a ship.
You LOSE! Good DAY, sir.
