Which cube did you get? (re:7X04)

[Cutter John]

Mine won't stop singing the Trololo song.

 

[Australis]

Mine sat in a fruit bowl, then chased the dog for 47 minutes

 

[NCC-1701-B]

Mine played a decent Who episode.

 

[Zulu Romeo]

I'll let you into a little secret:

I am that cube.

 

[Ar-Pharazon]

Mine wanted to talk to me about a script for Hamlet it had worked out

 

[Psion]

Mine opened a doorway to Hell.

Wait, I think my cube was a little different.

 

[Peacemaker]

I just got a rock.

 

[Ghost Bones]

Mine had Smash Bros Melee and Metroid Prime.

 

[Ar-Pharazon]

Mine opened a doorway to Hell.

Wait, I think my cube was a little different.

The 7 looked more like a rune than a number, so I thought about a cubic gate I once had.

 

[Chris3123]

Mine gave me the ability to warp reality to my will.

 

[Cutter John]

Amazon seems to have found a use for theirs.

http://www.amazon.com/Kikkerland-AC22-DK-Clap-On-Alarm-Clock/dp/B003NUIP4C/ref=cm_cr_pr_pb_t

 

[Enterprise is Great]

Mine contained plans for a time machine.

 

[The Nth Doctor]

Mine was a time machine.

 

[Samurai8472]

Mine makes soufflés

 

[Venardhi]

I'm assuming mine made the smoke alarm beeping noises that I could never figure out the source of.

 

[RTOlson]

Mine kept asking me why I never have enough time to call my mother, and that I should've become a lawyer like my cousin.

 

[Haggis and tatties]

My cube started to very slowly spin while playing a music box type song, then the lid slowly split open and a small figure slowly rose from inside.

Scary stuff.

 

[ITL]

Mine does nothing until someone visits. Then it says "twat" when they're not looking.

 

[Deckerd]

Mine started playing games and then a flashing red ring appeared on it.

 

[Asbo Zaprudder]

Mine kept on complaining that it wasn't fair that it failed the exams to become a tesseract just because the exam boards had changed the grading structure.