Re: Which are you more curious about? New Kirk or Enterprise
Temis the Vorta said:Kirk. They need to get someone new for that role, but I expect the Enterprise to be played, as always, by the Enterprise.
Yep... she's still looking young as ever!
I'm much more curious about the design of the film - the ship, sets, costumes and so forth.
I'm pretty curious about that, too. How are they going to compromise between the tradition of the day-glo 60s stuff
Not a lot of the TOS stuff was actually "day-glo." Granted, some colors can stand to be toned down a bit, particularly in the set painting, but mostly it was pale naval blues with primary-color highlighting (reds, yellows, etc) Not really "day-glo"
(blaringly colorful uniforms, miniskirts, beehive hairdos,
My closet is filled with items every bit as colorful as the uniforms seen on Trek... and I'll bet yours is too. Don't tell me you never wear anything but taupe and tan...

And while I personally love the miniskirts... I recognize that's a y-chromosome thing. Depending on who's wearing 'em, I certainly wouldn't mind a skirt or two... though skirts that are short enough for the undies to show are probably excessively short!
Moe haircuts for Vulcans,
Actually, I rather liked that... it gave him a slightly off-kilter look, but it wasn't OVERTLY different than the other officers, all of whom wore standard-military-style haircuts that aren't even slightly out-of-place today. Spock's "plastic hair" was half of the thing that made him "different."
communicators larger than cell phones)
Actually, this is the only thing in your post that I actually object to...and the reason is simply. You're making assumptions based upon a totally false premise.
CELL PHONES ARE EXTREME SHORT-RANGE DEVICES. They put out a tiny, tiny low power signal, and are USELESS unless they have a cellular receiver network with towers every mile or so to work with.
A communicator, by contrast, is a high-power device with a range of tens of thousands of miles (nearly 20,000 by spec, and over 30,000 in practice, per TOS) In other words, a communicator is more like fitting one of the big dish antennas from the Very Large Array into your pocket than it's like carrying around a cell phone.
The control electronics in the communicator are probably a TINY proportion of the internals... the power source (and it takes a HELL of a lot of power to transmit a clear signal for 20,000 miles, much less 30,000!) and the transmitter itself would make up most of that package.
Cell phones aren't "magic." They ONLY work because there's an infrastructure supporting them. Go someplace without a network and they become expensive paperweights. Communicators work on unexplored worlds, allowing ship-to-surface, and surface-to-surface (beyond the horizon, meaning VERY high-power low frequency stuff), at tremendous ranges.
Not the same thing at all.
and the need for it all not to come off as comic?
So it's not "comic" at all... it only seems that way to people who've become comfortable with the "magic" behind their toys but who have no idea of how those toys work.
The
exterior of the Enterprise certainly doesn't need to be altered one iota. Do people want it to be?
Some people do... and it tends to be those people who grew up on the "new" stuff and are playing "king of the hill" between the old and the new.
Honestly, I think that they'll be able to present stuff that's consistent with everything we saw in the 60s, but just... tuned up?... a little bit.
I am 99.999% certain that we're not going to see TOS-series ships, uniforms, props, etc. It's going to be set between "The Cage" and "Where No Man Has Gone Before." And so we'll see tan shirts and pale blue shirts, over uniforms which are otherwise entirely black. We'll see sets that are less colorful than the TOS ones were. If we see hand weapons, they'll be more like Pike's laser than Kirk's phaser (but probably not identical to the stuff we saw in "the Cage). The communicator will look more like Pike's than like the TOS one (but won't be made of epoxy-encapsulated printed circuit board!). If we see a "tricorder" it can look like anything, but will probably NOT look like the TOS one. Oh, and in "The Cage" or "Where No Man Has Gone Before" there were no beehives or miniskirts, remember (except for a background "off-duty" shot, as I recall, in "The Cage"), so that's a moot point anyway!
This stuff was only seen on-screen for a short period of time, so if it's "adjusted" nobody's really gonna mind too much. A barrel-shaped pistol that looks MOSTLY like Pike's pistol but isn't made from typewriter keys and jigsawed 2x4 and a couple of parts from the hardware store should go over nicely.