Where's the jiggle? Whence the T&A

[A beaker full of death]

Used to be we'd think nothing of seeing a braless booby on tv. Nipples popped through all the time, and no one made a big deal about it. Movies routinely showed unholstered boulders in all their glorious majesty.

Now, though movies and tv are as gory, nasty and mean-spirited as one could possibly imagine, there's nary a nipple to be had. Nothing jiggles; everything is bolted on, bolted down, padded and covered. Even things that are supposedly risque. And in the face of this, we pretend that shows like the new Charlie's Angels have something to offer.

When did we insert this gigantic rod up our cultural anus?

 

[Asbo Zaprudder]

What's the Internet for again?

 

[Temis the Vorta]

Cat videos!!!

[yt]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Bmhjf0rKe8[/yt]

 

[RJDiogenes]

There's some of that to be found on pay cable.

But when the sexiest scene on Charlie's Angels involves a half-naked Bosley, you know something's wrong....