What would you do,if you came across a crashed alien aircraft?

[Caligula]

If the onboard computer sounds like Pee Wee Herman, take it for a joy ride 10 years into the future.

Only if I can listen to The Beach Boys while I navigate the thing.

 

[zakkrusz]

Pretty sure, my survival instinct would compel me to get the f*** away from it as soon as possible. The person who finds it usually doesn't live very long afterwards.