What would happen if Stargate people encountered Stormtroopers?

[coolghoul]

The real question is which one would stop running his running mouth first, and finally get on with it.

System Lord: "Kneel before your god!"

Sith Lord: "You will now know the power of the Dark Side."

*several minutes later*

System Lord: "Sith, cree!!"

Sith Lord: "I sense fear in you."

*about an hour later*

System Lord: "Bwahahaha grrrr arrrd, cree!"

Sith Lord: "Mwuhahaha Dark Side!"

I haven't watched Stargate SG1 in a while - so your "Sith, kree!" brought back some pleasant memories.

I think the 4 or 5 person SG1 team will defeat the entire SW galaxy singlehandedly. And Lord Vader will be left going all "Noooooooooooooo" while O'Neill will probably say "That's so Gay!" (and add a "Not that there's anything wrong with that").

FYI - I'm not gay-bashing. Just referencing some of the fanboy posts after the release of ROTS. (And Seinfeld)

 

[The Borgified Corpse]

I'd like to see a battle between Stormtroopers & Jaffa. It would be epic. The war would last a thousand years without anyone hitting anything!

The only advantage the stormtroopers would have is in numbers

Which they instantly give away by riding side by side rather than single file.

Teal'c will go all fanboy realizing that Star Wars is real.

Exactly what I was thinking. He'd probably try to get Darth Vader's autograph or something.

 

[Sephiroth]

actualy, as long as they don't have the droids that the stormtroopers are looking for, I have a feeling that things would just be...akward

 

[TheMasterOfOrion]

Poor Stormtroopers, the only interstellar Empire to be disgraced by a bunch of Ewoks with clubs and rocks

 

[broberfett]

Poor Stormtroopers, the only interstellar Empire to be disgraced by a bunch of Ewoks with clubs and rocks

That was the very worst part of Star Wars, except for maybe Jar Jar Binks.

 

[T'Girl]

SG1 would throw warm marchmellows at the stormtrooper, the puffy balls of sugar would casually penetrate the stormtroopers "armor".


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[The Borgified Corpse]

Poor Stormtroopers, the only interstellar Empire to be disgraced by a bunch of Ewoks with clubs and rocks

As I understand it, the Ewoks were the Furlings, an ancient race of equal power to the Ancients, Asgard, & Nox.

 

[Michael_One]

Stormtroopers vs T'auri troopers...This would be a great idea for a comic book. F-302s would be awesome against TIE fighters. I wish I could draw.

 

[Thrall]

I'd pay good money to see Vader force choke O'Neil so we wouldn't have to listen to any more god awful jokes.