What if you could onl say 5 sentences the rest of your life?

[Jayson]

Which 5 would you choose that you feel would best allow to function in society without a complete vocabular. My 5 would be:


1 Want to go on a date sometime?

2 How much does that cost?

3 Tell me you opion.

4 I agree.

5 I disagree.


Granted I just noticed by accident that my entire vocabular would function in terms of getting a hooker but that wasn't what I was thinking when I cam up with my sentences. I felt my sentences offer the best way of exchanging views back and forth with another human being. That's why I choose the ones I choose. Just as long as someone doesn't ask me a personal question such , What is your name?, I would do just fine.

Jason

 

[jamestyler]

1. Have you tried turning it off and on again?
2. Fancy a bum?
3. Pint of Kronenburg, please.
4. You shall be redeemed.
5. That would be an ecumenical matter.

 

[judge alba]

1. nope
2. yep
3. it wasn't me
4. i saw nothing
5. i,m a squirrel

 

[The Boy Who Cried Worf]

1. Darmok and Jalad at Tenagra
2. Shaka, when the walls fell
3. Rai and Jiri at Lunga
4. Temba, his arms wide
5. Mirab, with sails unfurled.

 

[RoJoHen]

This would actually require some thought, because I imagine there are quite a few things I could articulate with body movements.

 

[K'Ehleyr]

1. Honey, whilst you're up could I have *points to pre-written card* please.
2. I don't have any money, ask your Father.
3. Do you have them in size 6?
4. Oh for goodness sake SMILE
5. Your Mother is a hamster and your Father smells of Elderberries.

 

[JonathonWally]

Wow. you look incredible.

Want to grab a drink?

My place?

Have I mentioned how amazing you look?

Do you like breakfast?

 

[WillsBabe]

If it's Daniel Craig, tell him to come right in.

If it's Hugh Jackman, tell him to come right in.

If it's George Clooney, tell him to come right in.

If it's Michael Trucco or Josh Holloway, tell 'em to come right in.

If it's Gerard Butler, tell him to come right in.

 

[ManOnTheWave]

I seem to vaguely remember a joke that postulated all you needed to know to get along in Japan was:

Yes

No

Please wait

Hurry

I'm sorry.

 

[All Seeing Eye]

1) Drink.

2) Girls.

3) Feck Off.

4) Arse.

5) That would be an ecumenical matter.

 

[USS Triumphant]

1. I need drink.

2. Please feed me.

3. Please stay here.

4. Let's go.

5. I love you.

I think I could get by with those. I would start making heavy use of a laptop, though. I'll assume I'm not allowed to type other sentences, either, but I'd use a lot of pictures and audio clips.

 

[Danoz]

1. Darmok and Jalad at Tenagra
2. Shaka, when the walls fell
3. Rai and Jiri at Lunga
4. Temba, his arms wide
5. Mirab, with sails unfurled.

Seconded.



Or:

1. I'm doing well!
2. You know, I never thought of it that way.
3. That's very interesting.
4. Are you kidding me?
5. I would love to.

--I'm all set for a date .

 

[Lindley]

1. Someone set us up the bomb.
2. All your base are belong to us.
3. What you say!
4. You are on the way to destruction.
5. For great justice.

 

[Zulu Romeo]

1)

2)

3)

4)

5)

 

[sidious618]

Yes.
No.
You're an asshole.
Bullshit.
I love you.

 

[Plecostomus]

I can get by with just two:

"Logic dictates we kick your ass."
"Somebody needs a hug."

 

[Kelso]

For a successful marriage..

1) Yes, Dear.

For a successful career...

2) Yes, Sir.

For successful parenting...

3) Stop that!


Do I really need five?

 

[auntiehill]

Yes.

No.

Please.

Thank you.

Fuck!

 

[Colonel Green]

Very well thanks, yourself?

With bacon please.

I'll take a jug of your finest, cheapest beer.

Please perform oral sex on me.

I am too sick to work today.

 

[Ben Sisko3]

I love you.

How can I help?

Call me later.

Shut the fuck up.

Five more minutes.