So many damn things to say...but I've to be careful not to troll here. Personally I think all these threads should be binned to the battlestar subforum so they don't spam up the main forum like those Whedonesque zombies did with Dollhouse topics
Let me put things straight. I used to love the battlestar re-make, I thought the acting was much better, I thought the show was realistic, fresh and original however my love for it died after 2 seasons and I now dislike the show with a passion. I have even less respect for its hardcore fans who defaced my webpages and spammed and trolled across half the internet.
What lost me was the show having no plan and just being shocking for the sake of being shocking.
There was one episode around Season 2 where they turned the babies into prostitutes and as sick as that sounds, they pushed it even further you had an entire spaceship full of child molestors who would pay money to do things to these children. Only one character was held accountable and executed. It wasn't graphic or anything but you could see the kind of BS Eick and RDM were trying to sell. I for one was starting to think I'm done with this over-rated show
So it occurred to me; who is the one tv producer we know for a certain fact can do shock-jock and shitty?
Can we say, MoorRon ?
Fixed for the truth
Yes we can say Ron Moore sucks
If RDM and Eick did Batman
All the males would be emasulated or castrated. Batman would be a big pansy big girls blowse, he would try taking on the criminal under world with all his toys and batplane but each and every time Batman would fail and instead Batgirl or Hawkgirl would have to rescue his ass.
Batman would show his love for Vicki Vale by getting into a boxing ring and beating the shit out of her
McCain or Obama would be up for election in Gotham, the city would also have political arguments over abortion and suicide bombers
The Bulter Alfred would be killed off for the sake of soap opera shock jockery, everyone morns his loss. But by the end of season his death would be even more nihilistic Alfred would return as a robot...there would be 12 robot copies and they would have "A Plan"
No Blacks, whatever actors of African heriatge are killed off after 20 episodes.
Mid season RDM claims he's bigger than Spielberg and Michelangelo Buonarroti. The man would have arguements with cast and crew...when he digs himself into a hole, he would accuse Berman, Braga of hating Bruce Wayne or accuse other crew members of bullshitting the audience
Bruce Wayne acusses Wonder Woman of conspiraing with the enemy....or the 12 cyborg copies of Alfred with a plan...take your pick. Batman uses WW's lasso on her, then rapes and tortures her until he gets any kind of worthless info from her...bascially more shock jockery
Gays, Lesbos, Threesomes whatever. Maybe Batman is also humping Robin
Batman would have never gotten over the trauma of his parents getting killed, he would be a total alcoholic and he would be addicted to crack cocaine
The series would be packed with freemason and creationist BS
by the end it finishes with Batman going tribal...going back to the woods and wiping his butt with a bunch of leaves