What could odo have asked Weyoun to do?(joke thread)

[Crazyewok]

It should be Weyon not western stupid autospell Can't change it now.

So in to the death, when federation, jemhadar and weyon are in the mess hall, kira asks Odo what would happen if Oro told weyon to stand on his head.....
Thing is even if weyon initially refused, I am sure the Jemhadar would INSIST weyon follow the order of a founder.

So what else could odo have asked him?

I could see the scene like this:
Odo: weyon stand on your head.
Weyon: No disrespect founder but is that....
Jemhadar: you heard the founder....do it...NOW.
*Weyon stands on this head*
Mess hall erupts to giggles from the federation's and smirks from the Jemhadar.
Odo: Now Pee your pants.
Weyon: But.....
Jemhadar OBEY THE FOUNDER!
Weyon does as his told sobbing.
Odo: Now sing I am little tea pot but replace the word teapot with vorta.
Weyone standing on his head starts singing.
Jemhadar erupt in laughter.
Weyon(sobing): The founder is wise.

 

[ED-209]

Walk around the ship naked singing:

'Boom boom boom and yet me here you say Way oh!" but with Weyoun instead of Way Oh!

 

[Crazyewok]

Walk around the ship naked singing:

'Boom boom boom and yet me here you say Way oh!" but with Weyoun instead of Way Oh!

I am sure odo could have ordered a Jemhadar conga line with that aswell

 

[TheSeeker]

t should be Weyon not western stupid autospell Can't change it now.

Fixed!

 

[Timo]

Actually, it ought to be Weyoun. Or is that the British spelling?

Timo Saloniemi

 

[Farscape One]

No, it really is Weyoun.


Odo: Weyoun, I order you to sing "I'm Too Sexy", and strut around the corridors like you were some type of fashion model.

Weyoun: Yes, Founder.

 

[TheSeeker]

I just copy/pasted from the OP. Fixed. (again)

 

[Crazyewok]

No, it really is Weyoun.


Odo: Weyoun, I order you to sing "I'm Too Sexy", and strut around the corridors like you were some type of fashion model.

Weyoun: Yes, Founder.

In one of jadizas swimsuits

 

[Kor]

Conversely, I wonder what Odo would end up getting himself into next, when that crafty ol' Weyoun pulls the inevitable "Now that I've done something for you, perhaps there's something you'd consent to do for me," as in A Time to Stand.

Kor

 

[kkt]

Conversely, I wonder what Odo would end up getting himself into next, when that crafty ol' Weyoun pulls the inevitable "Now that I've done something for you, perhaps there's something you'd consent to do for me," as in A Time to Stand.

Kor

Yeah, you probably don't want to use up your favors just having Weyoun do embarassing stunts. "Now tell the nice man from Section 31 where all the Founders undercover in the Federation are..."

 

[at Quark's]

Come to think of it, if seeing one of their "gods" was so rare for Jem'Hadar that many even doubted they actually existed (and presumably rare for most Vorta as well) , wouldn't it have been tempting for at least some of them to come to DS9, just to see Odo ?

 

[Farscape One]

Tempting, yes, but given the Jem'Hadar code of following orders and routines to the death, I doubt many would take that detour.

 

[JirinPanthosa]

Odo says jump up and down. Odo says raise your right arm. Raise your left arm.

Gem’Hadar: He did not say Odo Says. (Snaps neck)

 

[Stephen!]

This thread could also apply to the Bajorans. In "Accession", when Sisko temporarily gives up his emissary role, Kira states that the Bajorans would have tried to do whatever he asked of them.

 

[Farscape One]

Sisko: People of Bajor. My role shall no longer be called 'Emissary'. It shall be known... as 'Hawk'.

 

[JirinPanthosa]

It is decreed on this day, that Bajor shall establish a baseball league. It shall become the official sport of Bajor, and a major league shall be established with a yearly cycle consisting of a regular season and playoffs. There shall be no DH, under punishment of excommunication.

 

[Stephen!]

Although Picard probably wouldn't approve of Sisko doing that.

http://www.chakoteya.net/NextGen/200.htm
"You are using your position as a Starfleet officer to affect p̶o̶l̶i̶t̶i̶c̶a̶l̶ change on your planet. There could not be a worse compromise of our fundamental principles. "

 

[at Quark's]

Although Picard probably wouldn't approve of Sisko doing that.

http://www.chakoteya.net/NextGen/200.htm
"You are using your position as a Starfleet officer to affect p̶o̶l̶i̶t̶i̶c̶a̶l̶ change on your planet. There could not be a worse compromise of our fundamental principles. "

Curiously though, a Starfleet officer using his position to affect political change on someone else's planet is fine with Picard…. I mean, isn't that why he wanted Sisko on that space station in the first place, to make the Bajorans "ready" to join the Federation? ("Your job is to do everything short of violating the Prime Directive to make sure that they are. ") -- So I suppose that the stigma is on meddling with internal politics.