What a bunch of douches.

[CommanderRaytas]

I can't wait for the TV adverts:

"Hi. I'm a woman and I'm a success at my company, and I owe it all to Summer Eve® Feminine Cleansing Cloths. They were truly invaluable for a quick clean up 'down there' between coworkers and supervisors on my way up the corporate ladder. I can honestly say, if I'd tried to fuck my way to the top with an unwashed, maingy minge I wouldn't be where I am today - right under the CEO! teehee!"

Aw, man.

 

[Robert Maxwell]

I always keep a bottle of Lysol on hand just in case dates or co-workers need to be sprayed between the legs.

Yeah, about that. I read the ad, and I'm like... wouldn't... wouldn't that burn? Ow ow ow.

 

[JiNX-01]

OMG!

 

[visual_kiwi]

but.. but.. my boss is a straight female... How am I ever gonna get a promotion... :O

 

[Yoda]

Given the title of this thread, I'm very disappointed to see that this thread is not about 'flash mobs'

 

[BolianAuthor]

Mentos... the freshmaker!

 

[RJDiogenes]

I always keep a bottle of Lysol on hand just in case dates or co-workers need to be sprayed between the legs.

Yeah, about that. I read the ad, and I'm like... wouldn't... wouldn't that burn? Ow ow ow.

Yeah, it's not really a use for Lysol that I ever considered.

 

[Gil T.Azell]

I always keep a bottle of Lysol on hand just in case dates or co-workers need to be sprayed between the legs.

Well that would be better than the 'Shell No Pest Strip'

 

[FordSVT]

Oh, yes, those Just for Men ads are awful. There's one where two preteen girls tell their dad to dye his hair so that he can get a date. He'd better pray his date has douched.

 

[Guartho]

but.. but.. my boss is a straight female... How am I ever gonna get a promotion... :O

Make her not straight. I've seen it a thousand times. You can do it.

 

[STR]

Related note, I had a female coworker who...ehem...never thought hygiene was particularly important. Aw hell, I'm not going to mince words here, she showered weekly at best. It got to the point that her parts smelled bad enough that it was distracting nearby coworkers and members of the public. Only person I've known to be written up for not washing themselves.

If you're going to be a stickler, the "female-specific part" wasn't the entire problem, the universal "exhaust port" was just as bad.