Were the tribbles gay?

[Doug Otte]

I remember watching this episode in 7th grade. My parents had a black and white TV. The sofa was beige. I think I had a sprained ankle.

Doug

 

[Number_6]

The tribbles were polyamorous.

There was also mention in an early script version that the Romulans were fond of enticing tribbles to crawl in their asses.

And Kirk and Spock had a threesome with a tribble, but that footage ended up on the cutting room floor.

 

[Kegek]

Number 6 said:
The tribbles were polyamorous.

I thought the tribbles were asexual. They're born pregnant. Of course, maybe they're impregnated by themselves, which makes them autosexual. Or impregnated by their mothers, which makes them metrosexual.*


*Disclaimer: Use of words may only make sense to Kegek.

 

[Number_6]

Kegek said:

Number 6 said:
The tribbles were polyamorous.

I thought the tribbles were asexual. They're born pregnant. Of course, maybe they're impregnated by themselves, which makes them autosexual. Or impregnated by their mothers, which makes them metrosexual.*


*Disclaimer: Use of words may only make sense to Kegek.

Perhaps it was tribble fur that lined Lord Garth's cape?

In fact, this would make perfect sense, as using a gay animal to line your cape further enhances your own gayitude.

As for them being asexual, they were that, too. Tribbles fuck anything that moves, including themselves.

 

[cooleddie74]

No, they weren't gay. But the way they gobbled some of that quadrotriticale? Damn close. Those suckers really wrapped those mouth orifices around those grains...just like a dwarf hooker with excess body hair in Bangkok.

 

[Mallory]

Oh good grief. You guys are going to have fun with this stuff for weeks, aren't you?

 

[A beaker full of death]

Ah FUCK. FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK. FUCK.

 

[Number_6]

Mallory said:
Oh good grief. You guys are going to have fun with this stuff for weeks, aren't you?

Months. Perhaps years.

 

[Outpost4]

Once again, agreed with beaker.

Given bones1864's one day ban, I thought we'd be free from this crap for at least a day. I guess not.

 

[cooleddie74]

Mallory said:
Oh good grief. You guys are going to have fun with this stuff for weeks, aren't you?

You can SERIOUSLY ask this after knowing some of us for as long as you have?

 

[Number_6]

Outpost4 said:
Once again, agreed with beaker.

Given bones1864's one day ban, I thought we'd be free from this crap for at least a day. I guess not.

But this is a parody of Bones1864.

Plus, I need to keep my bullshit muscles in shape for when he gets back.

 

[Outpost4]

Humor. It is a difficult concept.

 

[Mallory]

cooleddie74 said:
You can SERIOUSLY ask this after knowing some of us for as long as you have?

It was a rhetorical question. After all, I've been reading "Caption This" threads for a long time.

 

[number6]

Everyone knows that Tribbles are Bi.

Ewoks are totally gay.

 

[cooleddie74]

Mallory said:

cooleddie74 said:
You can SERIOUSLY ask this after knowing some of us for as long as you have?

It was a rhetorical question. After all, I've been reading "Caption This" threads for a long time.

It's a miracle you haven't suffered irreversible brain damage. Why, my captions ALONE must have taken no fewer than ten years off your life expectancy!

 

[blakbyrd]

Number_6 said:
The tribbles were polyamorous.

There was also mention in an early script version that the Romulans were fond of enticing tribbles to crawl in their asses.

And Kirk and Spock had a threesome with a tribble, but that footage ended up on the cutting room floor.

Number_6 said:

Kegek said:
I thought the tribbles were asexual. They're born pregnant. Of course, maybe they're impregnated by themselves, which makes them autosexual. Or impregnated by their mothers, which makes them metrosexual.*


*Disclaimer: Use of words may only make sense to Kegek.

Perhaps it was tribble fur that lined Lord Garth's cape?

In fact, this would make perfect sense, as using a gay animal to line your cape further enhances your own gayitude.

As for them being asexual, they were that, too. Tribbles fuck anything that moves, including themselves.

cooleddie74 said:
No, they weren't gay. But the way they gobbled some of that quadrotriticale? Damn close. Those suckers really wrapped those mouth orifices around those grains...just like a dwarf hooker with excess body hair in Bangkok.

 

[cooleddie74]

^
You know...I just realized how wacky that quote of mine sounds. That's something that would give even Dennis Miller a splitting headache and a tied tongue.

 

[ancient]

To respond with a total lack of humor:

a) They're asexual, reproducing at will.
b) Their brain is only complex enough for the following thoughts: "Seek food." "purr" and "squeal at klingon".

A beaker full of death said:
Ah FUCK. FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK. FUCK.

Yes, that is an essential part of human survival. Just like boobies.

 

[xortex]

You'ld have to ask that tribbles gay himself, Mr. David Gerrold.

 

[cooleddie74]

Tribbles...gay?

Only if you can conclusively prove they are big fans of Tribble Predator musical theater.