Wear Sunscreen

[thestrangequark]

Okay, so the song actually really annoys me because I graduated high school in '01 and it was fucking everywhere. Personally, I much prefer Tim Minchin's version:

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Now, the question is, if you had to give a commencement speech in the form of a string of wisdom pearls, what would they be? What would you impart to youth? Tell us, in a list of three to ten ideas/principals/directives/whatever the most important things life has taught you!

 

[Australis]

So you've never heard the other Aussie version?

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PS: Winnie Blues are cigarettes.

As to wisdom... who the hell knows? I've always thought I was knowledgeable but not very wise.

 

[CorporalCaptain]

I was asked to give a commencement speech. I tried to go the pearls of wisdom route. I'm pretty sure I would retch, if I heard it today. Probably total garbage. I have a draft of it somewhere.

 

[thestrangequark]

So we are all fools, then?

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

But the question is, what KIND of fools are we?

 

[Stephen!]

But the question is, what KIND of fools are we?

April Fools ... Or May fools, since it's no longer April.

 

[Gryffindorian]

Some tips:

• Don't take yourself too seriously.
• Don't take life too seriously.
• Meditate. Be mindful.
• Dance (even when nobody is watching) and sing (even when no one is listening).
• Get up, get out, and get some fresh air.
• Everyone is different, so who's to say you're better off or worse off than others?

 

[MANT!]

http://www.collegehumor.com/video/6988750/everything-that-will-kill-you-from-a-to-z