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We Got Totally Boned!!

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number6

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So my girl and I decided to make a night of it. We've been planning to see Cloverfield since I saw the trailer in the theatre last year and with the Star Trek teaser trailer, of course we had to see Cloverfield on opening night.

Everything went wrong.

We decided to go to Uno's for dinner. The service sucked and we almost missed the film it took so long to get served and to get our food.

I had passes that I got as a x-me$$ gift. The showing at the National Amusements Cinema was at 9:40 and the listing on the light board listed it as "Cloverfield-DH" I asked the clerk what that stood for. Apparently they have a special cinema where (for a nominal additional fee) you get to sit in reserved leather bucket seats and have the concessions served to you by the staff instead of standing in line.

The only seats they had left were the shittiest seats in the cinema and there weren't even two good seats next to each other. I wasn't about to pay extra to sit in shitty seats so instead of going to the showing we planned, we had to wait another 45 minutes for the next one.

Now this cinema complex actually has a coctail bar for the "adults" if you can believe that. So we decided to go and have a coctail and try to relax. Not only did we have to wait to get seated (the hostess had gone to find menues) we waited over 20 minutes for our drinks. The hostess said that there was some kind of "kitchen emergency" and that's why our drinks were taking so long (the bar is nowhere near the kitchen). So we waited another 5 minutes and the server comes up and says "OMG you haven't gotten your drinks yet, I'm wicked sooooory I will go find out.." and then I basically said that we waited a while and had to go or we'd miss the film.

Then we stood in line for Popcorn and Sno-caps ( a must for every filmgoer).
Now usually the kids behind the counter ( and I do mean kids..like 15-16 years old) have two operating speeds: slow and reverse.

Tonight they worked at one speed: retarded.

The girl who took our popcorn order asked us three times what we wanted and it just wasn't registering behind that vague blank stare. Oy. So we got in the cinema and everyone is saving seats. We finally found a pair of seats and sat down....munching nervously on our popcorn/nonpareil tasty treat waiting for the soda ads to finish and the previews to commence!! We saw some pretty cool trailers including one for Iron Man. Robert Downey Jr. as a super hero was as bizarre to me as the experience of our evening thus far, but it was still cool to hear him zipping through the air to the strains of Black Sabbath's signature tune!! The the lights go down and Cloverfield begins.

WTF?? No Trek Trailer to be found. I was crestfallen, dumbfounded, flabbergaster, flummoxed, and some other obscure adjective to describe my befuddled confusion.


Now don't get me wrong.

I was STOKED to see Cloverfield. I had been looking forward to it and it was Freeeeeekin Awesome!!1!!!!!!!!@#!@2111!!
But I can't sit through that film again. Not without a fistful of dramammine.

Does anyone know what other film the new trailer can also be seen??

Has anyone else gotten as big time boned as we just did???

FYI. If you do decide to go see this film and you're in my neck of the woods,
DO NOT GO TO REVERE. I think there is something seriously wrong with the drinking water there.
 
number6 said:
Now usually the kids behind the counter ( and I do mean kids..like 15-16 years old) have two operating speeds: slow and reverse.

Tonight they worked at one speed: retarded.
"Retarded" means slow.

Neil
 
^ No. I would be sorry about how un-PC my thread is if I actually gave a shit about your apparently ultra-fragile sensibilities.
 
Well I saw 1 trailer and it was for 10,000 BC which looked awesome and I'll likely go see but that was it, was not pleased. Crowd was small, but it was the 9:45pm show and -7 with a -20 wind chill so that could have played a part. Glad my wife didn't go, all the shaking from the camera she would have puked in the popcorn.

I liked it. Those little monster things were interesting. The big one was damn ugly, not what I expected. From one trailer I thought it would be some mutant whale thing with legs. Good one J.J., hope Trek 11 will be much better.
 
I only saw the teaser trailer that came out with Transformers. Does the whole MOVIE look like that, with the shakycam and all that? :wtf:
 
I was intensly motion sick and pretty close to vomiting for the entire ride home pretty much past the worst of it now.

Did you notice that when the little buggers were eating the humans they made a noticeably comical "ang-ang-ang -ang" chewing sound? It kinda reminded me of the "It's Alive" baby. hehehe.
 
Babaganoosh said:
I only saw the teaser trailer that came out with Transformers. Does the whole MOVIE look like that, with the shakycam and all that? :wtf:
Yeah. The idea behind the movie is some dude is filming it while the events are happening.
 
number6 said:
^ No. I would be sorry about how un-PC my thread is if I actually gave a shit about your apparently ultra-fragile sensibilities.


Well said
 
Babaganoosh said:
I only saw the teaser trailer that came out with Transformers. Does the whole MOVIE look like that, with the shakycam and all that? :wtf:

Yep. As I said in my review,

'If you survived shaky cam on "The Blair Witch Project", and are happy to spend the first ten minutes or so of the movie getting used to the annoying movement long enough to get intrigued by the film's appealing young characters and their interrelationships... it's a great (and scary) film!

'I think what made it particularly spooky was that many of the landmarks of Manhattan used in the movie were places I'd actually been to, such as the Statue of Liberty, and the quaint stone bridge in Central Park - not to mention that several scenes of destruction were (purposely) way too reminiscent of 9/11, and the fate that befell the twin towers of the World Trade Center.

'Highly recommended, although it definitely helps if you've already seen my brother Brian's first attempts at using a video camera during his vacation in Perth, circa 1992.'
 
Kpnuts said:
number6 said:
^ No. I would be sorry about how un-PC my thread is if I actually gave a shit about your apparently ultra-fragile sensibilities.


Well said

...[takes tray of party sandwiches, tiptoes away silently] :p

This reminds me of when people went to see Ice Age to catch the Attack of the Clones trailer (2002?). That was a crap shoot as well. Hit n' miss.
 
number6 said:
^ No. I would be sorry about how un-PC my thread is if I actually gave a shit about your apparently ultra-fragile sensibilities.
I'll back you up on this and say ignore that silly guy before you. A world where you can't say retarded is, well, retarded. :thumbsup:
 
number6 said:
^ No. I would be sorry about how un-PC my thread is if I actually gave a shit about your apparently ultra-fragile sensibilities.

It's a shame smiley icons don't have hands. I'd use the one that applauds and high-fives you.
 
I also find it funny how InstantKarma's post sounds like it was spoken by a 21 year-old college girl....in that facetious, sarcastic tone.
 
Hell, even Chekov was called retarded.

On topic (sort of):
Did anyone who went to "Cloverfield" notice any persons not staying for the movie after seeing the trailers (whether the "Star Trek" one showed or not)?
That would be interesting. Pay ten bucks to watch the trailer, then out the door.
 
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