We Are All Studio Plants

[Herkimer Jitty]

Yes, all our posts, all our opinions aren't ours. Not really.

We are all part of a massive, living breathing advertising campaign, completley unaware of its existence as our every thought adds further levels of calculation to its programming.

For every canon debate... for every proclamation of one's childhood having been raped... for every screencap analysis, we are adding to the machine. And the machine... is adding to us.

You see, we've all been planted here by the studio. Yes, it was a brilliant plan, decades in the making, but its quite clear and obvious that everyone here is a studio plant.

The answer is out there, everyone, and it's looking for you, and it will find you if you want it to.

 

[controlfreak]

I am most definitely a plant.

 

[GodThingFormerly]

I am most definitely a plant.

I'm in a persistent vegetative state, hence my continued presence at TrekBBS.com.

TGT

 

[AdmiralGarak]

Clearly the Sombreroprise was a product of ILM. Shouting Spock, a product of THX.

 

[Super Grover]

If I'm a studio plant, then I want my motherfucking movie check, man.

 

[Akiraprise]

As a studio plant I expect to be receiving a hefty paycheck for doing this mod gig shortly.

 

[ALF]

Am I the sort of studio plant that one may dry, roll and toke on?
About 5 minutes before DS9 comes on?

 

[DeafPoet]

If I'm a studio plant, then I want my motherfucking movie check, man.

Snootch-to-the-mothafuckin'-bootch!

 

[Blip]

Indeed.

I for example, am a flowering cactus currently located in the right-hand corner of JJ Abram's office, behind his desk. From here I can see his "builder's smile."

Anyone want to adopt a studio plant? Please??

 

[Koinek]

[whispers]Dude, what are you doing? Shut up![/whisper]

 

[Ptrope]

Is a studio plant where they manufacture movies? If so, I want to be the kind with robots and long coffee breaks ...

 

[M'Sharak]

Yes, all our posts, all our opinions aren't ours. Not really.

We are all part of a massive, living breathing advertising campaign, completley unaware of its existence as our every thought adds further levels of calculation to its programming.

For every canon debate... for every proclamation of one's childhood having been raped... for every screencap analysis, we are adding to the machine. And the machine... is adding to us.

You see, we've all been planted here by the studio. Yes, it was a brilliant plan, decades in the making, but its quite clear and obvious that everyone here is a studio plant.

The answer is out there, everyone, and it's looking for you, and it will find you if you want it to.

I don't know what you're talking about.

 

[RoJoHen]

I have one of those!

I should water it...I haven't done that in weeks.

 

[God Magnus]

My direct deposit just started this week! Whoo!

 

[ManOnTheWave]

As a professional studio plant, I fully expect my handler's contact number to be disconnected by now, and his office to have become a smoothie shop.
Pay? What is pay?

 

[Rafterman]

I've been found out, or am about too be!

 

[Jackson_Roykirk]

If I'm a studio plant, then I want my motherfucking movie check, man.

I got mine this month:

 

[CaptainHawk1]

Yes, all our posts, all our opinions aren't ours. Not really.

We are all part of a massive, living breathing advertising campaign, completley unaware of its existence as our every thought adds further levels of calculation to its programming.

For every canon debate... for every proclamation of one's childhood having been raped... for every screencap analysis, we are adding to the machine. And the machine... is adding to us.

You see, we've all been planted here by the studio. Yes, it was a brilliant plan, decades in the making, but its quite clear and obvious that everyone here is a studio plant.

The answer is out there, everyone, and it's looking for you, and it will find you if you want it to.

We already knew this. We didn't need the announcement.

-Shawn

 

[TK421]

I'm a ficus!

 

[AdmiralGarak]

If I'm a studio plant, then I want my motherfucking movie check, man.

I got mine this month:

I love the check number.