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Was B'Elanna really cured of Pon far?

Guy Gardener

Guy Gardener

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The symptoms only flair up every seven years, so if you're not symptomatic, say after beating the crap out of some little blonde helmboy in a thunderdomelike deathmatch, there's every chance that B'Elanna thought she could just continue on as if there wasn't a ticking sexbomb in her head because some might admit that every minute embroiled within a relationship with a female Klingon might be exactly like those redletter 4 or 5 hours with a Vulcan that come around just that delightful once every 7 years...

It's a good question if Vulcans or B'Elanna could be neutered? I'm sure that neurosurgical libido castration is about as permanent as it sounds, that you wouldn't want anyone slicing scalpels through your sexdrive if you're not sure you're not Humpty Dumpty taking a great fall?

Sure it could have been a one off in Blood Fever when Vorrik "imprinted her" with his insatiable sexuality but I'm thinking that either the information was burnt into her greymatter causing permanent scaring or the juices populating her brain stem were flavored and tainted and unless you're going to drain, rinse and replace or the information was stored digitally in her brains bioelectricity and there's no guarantee that that has some sort or measurable halflife...

Of course then you must wonder if Tom is equally infected?

B'Elanna can't be patient Zero?

It can't be too long until the entire universe gets super kinky every seven years.
 
So if I follow you, what you're saying is that telepathically communicable pon farr was a stupid idea, right? :)
 
Not really.

Pon Far would have had to have been imprinted (Though I would have expected that this would be done by a priest, remember McCoy getting the extra soul out(?), even though according to Enterprise mainstream Vulcans were not telepaths and didn't trade katra's but still shagged only once every 7 years) for the arranged marriages to work, merged cycles y'know, unless only people born on the same month day and hour from the an equivalent point in the same or another seven year cycles were allowed to marry, or the wife and the husband had two flare ups that they each had to logically abide to as their mate went batshit sexmad because it's quid pro quo y'know, explaining that they actually breed twice every seven years which would make the birth rate just a tiny bit more sustainable.

If they can cure B'Elanna, then they can cure all Vulcans, albeit how permanently, that it would be the same as those pills they force on sex offenders if they want parole, so that no more women (T'Pol almost raped Phlox. It was horrible. Neither gender is safe. No wonder there were ships entirely crewed by Vulcans seen in The Immunity Syndrome and Take me out to the HoloSuite... Those green blooded pointy eared horndogs can't be trusted. They must have strange rules for dealing with the crew fratenization... Oh my, women living together, I'm told, enough of them living together for a while, and their cycles merge, imagine the sexplosion on a starship of 300 vulcans after all their cycles had merged and time runs out?) on Star Ships need to be concerned about being "violated" by horny Vulcans that they didn't have the good sense to arrange a girlfriend or a favour well before he zero hour.

Vorrik didn't have a girlfriend?

Vorrik just lost his Girlfriend?

Or his friend with benefits?

She dumped him or died?

No wonder he was half insane?

2 episodes earlier Kes severed all her connections with the crew and voyager because she made plans to head off with that space stud in that two person dingy? Meanwhile a heap of folkes might have "died" in the episode before that Macrovirus?

Poor bugger.

Maybe that's why Tuvok wouldn't tell Harry how old he was?

This should really be a security chiefs job. Figure out when the insanity is going to kick in, for any species, and lock them up till the madness passes for the safety of the rest of the crew.
 
Guy Gardener said:
Not really.
If they can cure B'Elanna, then they can cure all Vulcans, albeit how permanently, that it would be the same as those pills they force on sex offenders if they want parole, so that no more women (T'Pol almost raped Phlox. It was horrible. Neither gender is safe. No wonder there were ships entirely crewed by Vulcans seen in The Immunity Syndrome and Take me out to the HoloSuite... Those green blooded pointy eared horndogs can't be trusted. They must have strange rules for dealing with the crew fratenization... Oh my, women living together, I'm told, enough of them living together for a while, and their cycles merge, imagine the sexplosion on a starship of 300 vulcans after all their cycles had merged and time runs out?) on Star Ships need to be concerned about being "violated" by horny Vulcans that they didn't have the good sense to arrange a girlfriend or a favour well before he zero hour.
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Ahh, I'm with you now. :lol:
 
Wrote a fanfic about this concept; BLT goes into pon farr while on an away mission, seven years after the last incident.
 
When dear god?

Either I inspired you, or I don't have an original thought in my head.

:(

Now I know how Butters felt when he figured out that the Simpsons had done everything first.
 
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