Voyager Haiku

[T.D. Possum]

In another thread
Shat said "Voyager Haiku"
So I wrote this thing.

This is a Cardie.
Does he look like Frankenstein?
AMG says yes.

Got a Trek Haiku?
Go on and put it here or
Else this thread will suck.

 

[kes7]

This was done before
I will see if I can find
The old Haiku thread

Then I'll link it here
So all can enjoy the past
Voyager Haikus



ETA:

I found the old thread
When I searched the database
Behold, here it is:

http://trekbbs.com/showthread.php?t=107341

 

[T.D. Possum]

Thanks, Kes that is great.
And you answered in Haiku
That makes you damn cool.

Now I gotta go
Read some Voyager fanfic
For my Janeway fix.

ETA:

Kim I didn't search
Want to lock my new thread now?
I am sometimes dumb. ;-)

Or let's use this one
We don't want to miss any
Voyager Haiku

Neelix fixes food
Tom says: Whassup with this, dude?
Throws him out airlock.

 

[Captrek]

“New” to Voyager.
I have watched through Cathexis.
Faces is up next.

Watched it in first-run.
That was a long time ago.
Hadn’t seen it since.

Now watching anew
the entire series through.
Neelix has it all.

Netflix has it all.
Ethan Phillips hacked my post.
Clever little runt.​

 

[T.D. Possum]

^
LOLOL
Oh, that made me laugh so hard!
Welcome to the thread.

Ahem.

Kate Mulgrew is hot,
But the same age my mom.
That makes me say "Hmmm".

 

[Shatnertage]

Tuvok stays so calm
Kim waits for a promotion
Chuckles is slacking

 

[T.D. Possum]

^
Glad to see you here.
I wrote this one just for you
and my good pal Vas:

Wearing her white tux
With an air of confidence
Janeway is the best!

 

[Shatnertage]

Nice to see you too
Waiting for a DVD
Season Two continues...

Torres impatient
Neelix ingratiating
Janeway transcendent

 

[kes7]

Bad discovery
My son lost some DVDs
Season Two is gone.

 

[Mary Ann]

Neelix is cooking
Soon will start the rumblings of
Intestinal woes.

 

[Shatnertage]

Vorik is creepy
Durst is a face in the crowd
secondary crew

 

[T.D. Possum]

Vorik is creepy
Durst is a face in the crowd
secondary crew

A face in the crowd?
The pun! An instant classic!
It made me facepalm.

 

[vas2009]

^
Glad to see you here.
I wrote this one just for you
and my good pal Vas:

Wearing her white tux
With an air of confidence
Janeway is the best!

LOL love it!

I'd do one but I have never got the hang of these things...

I'll wing it... no promises.

I met Kate Mulgrew
She was HOT in Tall Black Boots
Yet I didn't faint

 

[Shatnertage]

Neelix cooks turkey
A Voyager Thanksgiving
Coffee for desert

[Have a happy holiday, everyone!]