Voyager Caption This: Never To Be Heard From Again

[Evil Twin]

Last round's winners:

There's only so much medical science can do to slow down the progression, you have a choice, either stop smoking or your voice is going to get gravelier and gravelier until it's gone.

Janeway only gave two orders today:
1. Get down
2. Get funky

Contrary to popular belief, Chakotay actually stayed dead after Cathexis. The remaining 6.5 years was a mix of very good stunt acting on Beltran's behalf and papier mache.

And your prize:

A medicine wheel of your very own.
Now you too can visit the Valley of
the Antelope Women!

Up next:

 

[John Picard]

Janeway: *growling* I *know* you pissed in my coffee. Next time, I'm gunning for you."

Janesway: "OK, coffee pisser -- it's HAMMER TIME!"

 

[Akiraprise]

Simon finds one of the final five Cylon models. She's not happy with him.

 

[kimc]

Simon finds one of the final five Cylon models. She's not happy with him.

Janeway as one of the final five! I love it.

 

[Nerys Myk]

BLUESHIRT: "I am so fraking dead"

 

[Kirby]

Janeway: "... and trim that nose hair!"

Woman in Blue: "Captain, I really need to get those coffee rations you owe me from the poker game."
Janeway: "Sure... I'll give them to you after this phaser battle."
Woman in Blue: "Can I have a phaser rifle?"
Janeway: "Oh so sorry, we're all out. Good luck Ensign."

 

[Nerys Myk]

Well, Captain, uh ...the Klingons called you, uh ...a tin-plated, overbearing,
swaggering dictator with delusions of godhood

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Janeway: "In my quarters at 2000 hours big boy... 2030 for you blondie... and bring a friend. The rest of you are dismissed."

Woman in Blue: "Compensating for something Captain?"

 

[Michael]

Well, Captain, uh ...the Klingons called you, uh ...a tin-plated, overbearing,
swaggering dictator with delusions of godhood

Fantastic photomanipulation, Myk!

 

[Shatmandu]

Janeway: "After last night's inspection, I'll tell the crew that the myth isn't true in all cases, Ensign Needledick."

 

[Triskelion]

So what's your thing, crewman? Brilliant slacker? Disguised Cardie spy? Seven year mating cycle? Gotta have a thing to fit in around here.
Serial killer, ma'am.
Welcome to Starfleet.

Ensign Guy: I got five rations on Neelix ducking behind Kes.
Ensign Gal: Ten says he hauls ass out the back door.
Janeway: Yeah? Twenty says he loads his pants.

What's your thing, crewman? Brilliant-but-womanizing? Telekinetic? Transporter psychosis? Gotta have a thing to fit in around here.
I dunno Captain bonnie, but let's go'n get knackered in my quarters an' figure it out in the sheets, eh lass?
Welcome to the ship, you're our new chief engineer. Commander Boy Scout, you have the bridge.

 

[Xatso]

Janeway: "So you were the one that modified the doctors program to restrain Tovok to the examination table
and forced him to undergo rectal examinations for thee consecutive hours?"

Janeway: "Saddle up people. Today we're going to liberate the mess-hall from Mr Neelix. I've had enough eating Leola-root stew!"

 

[cultcross]

By this point, the Democratic primary was getting tedious.

 

[Rat Boy]

Janeway: "As punishment for your crimes, each and every one of you shall never be heard from again, just like the Borg baby!"

Lessing: "Ah, crap."

Janeway: "Okay, you two go first and secure this deck. I'll stay in here where it's safe."

Janeway: "All right, which one of you historical figures put LDS in my coffee?"

 

[phenyx2]

Janeway: "I hear once you go black...you never go back...is that true?"

Janesway: "So much for truth in advertising!"

 

[Candlelight]

"Do you have anything to say in your defence?"
"You're standing on my foot"
"Oh well in that case- wait a minute..."

Guy on left, thinking: *It can't be that big of a deal, Janeway isn't down to her tank top yet*

 

[DayOldHotSauce]

Janeway: This one is imperfect, he's bald. Throw him out the airlock. Only perfect people may serve on my ship!

Janeway: Alright, here is the battle plan, I'll run out and hide behind the wall while you two stand boldly in the middle of the corridor and fire your phasers randomly and not hit anything. Then they will focus their fire on you two and I will be able to kill them while they are distracted.
Guy: What if we get shot and die though?
Janeway: That's a risk I am willing to take.

 

[Shatmandu]

Janeway, in personal log: "Even though only two of us had heads waaaaay to big for our bodies, we geared up and headed out ..."

 

[hmbnimbus]

Janeway always insisted on keeping her personal log handy...

 

[Shatmandu]

Janeway: "You snickered when I said someone had 'upper decked' my ready room toilet. Why?"