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[BriGuy]

Things go terribly wrong in the "whoever holds on to the console long enough wins it" contest on Voyager:

Doctor: This insanity simply must end! I don't care if you have Borg nanoprobes enhancing your strength or not. It's been four weeks and both of you are about to collapse!

 

[Turd Ferguson]

Doctor: I'm detecting MASSIVE amounts of ecstacy in his system. That would explain his strange fascination with the console.

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Icheb: "Your name is Annika?"

Seven: "I'm not a free woman, I'm a number!"

 

[tharpdevenport]

"Rosie O'Donnel -- incoming!!!"

Doc: "Green semen? Captain, I'm sure I don't need to make you aware of the dangers of mating during Pon Far..."

Doc: "I'm detecting an 0.35 percetn increase of the flow of blood into his penis."

 

[Jackson_Roykirk]

PARIS: Captain...Do you and Tuvok have that real Balok Puppet ready to go yet? I'm getting tired of imitating it -- plus they're threatenting to use corbomite on us.

 

[DayOldHotSauce]

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Tom: OH MY GOD!
Janeway: Ahh! *flings herself across the shuttle*
Tuvok: Your actions are illogical captain.
Tom: Guys, I think there is some humorless idiot controlling what we say and do and making us do stupid not funny things.
Janeway:... That was the punchline?
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Doctor: Captain! if you believe I would ingest a substance as Vial as cocaine you are sadly mistaken!
Tom:... I'll take it...
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What Seven failed to realize was that Icheb's borg implant gives him x-ray vision, and that he wasn't staring at her head.

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

DayOldHotSauce said:

Tom: OH MY GOD!
Janeway: Ahh! *flings herself across the shuttle*
Tuvok: Your actions are illogical captain.
Tom: Guys, I think there is some humorless idiot controlling what we say and do and making us do stupid not funny things.
Janeway:... That was the punchline?

Doctor: Captain! if you believe I would ingest a substance as Vial as cocaine you are sadly mistaken!
Tom:... I'll take it...

What Seven failed to realize was that Icheb's borg implant gives him x-ray vision, and that he wasn't staring at her head.

 

[new_mercury]

Paris: "would you two stop getting fresh in the back i'm trying to land this damn thing!"

Doctor: "at mister paris' recent examination I found this in...."
Janeway: "I don't want to know where you found it just find out what it is"

Doctor "Icheb's brain seems to be missing. What do we do?"
Seven "Let's watch the TOS episode entitled Spock's brain and see what they did!"
Janeway "We can't I swapped TOS season 3 for all four of Enterprise, It seemed like a good idea at the time"

 

[NathanielM]

While Paris was piloting the ship and watching the porn on the other screen, that behind him he did not notice the action taking place between the others.

 

[DanCPA]

Perhaps now isn't the best time to be practicing for Danicing with the Stars!

Is this your porn?

I'm sorry Icheb, but the skin tight uniforms are not standard issue for the borg... Now stop pouting and go to your room!

 

[NathanielM]

Paris could not stop staring at the screen as the Debbie does Orion was being cross fed from the Spice Channel, not noticing the affects it was having in the others.

Doctor: Let me hit the pleasure button for your strapon Captain... There's low...

Captain: Ooooh....

Doctor: There's medium

Janeway: Oh Doctor!


Doctor: Here's High...

Janeway. OHHH OHHHH OOOOAHHHH <lets out a gutteral gurgle as she cremes the front of her uniform>

First officer: God damn that's one powerful device.

Doctor. Hit this button and you will be on automatic but i stress to be careful...!