Contest: ENTER Voyager Caption this #147 Having a bad day?

[Catarina]

Slow round I guess :/
Onward!

T'ressa gets points for showing what happens when Janeway loses her super powers.

Janeway: Stop right there. I haven't had coffee for a week and I've earned this nap. I don't care if we're about to be attacked at the moment.

Drone creativity's in action

The spirit of Christmas Future gesturing to Chakotay his ultimate fate.

Finn calls Beltran on it

Kate: Hey Tim...can you wake up Rob. It's his turn to do his lines.

Ahh Hutchy you make me chuckle

Janeway: You're fired.

Finn solved the "Where's the Plot hole?"

Doctor: I've found a plot hole.

Jirin answered the age old question: where is Mrs. Wildman?

NAOMI: Seven? Mom is drinking again, can I hang out with you?

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

Janeway (o.s.) Damned Über helm officers. NEXT!

 

[tharpdevenport]

"Star Trek Voyager: Innerspace"

Tom: "Hold on! We're entering the captain's fallopian tubes!"

Woodcotay: "Boldly going where no man has gone before."

Tom: "Catarina is going to be pissed."

 

[Finn]

Slow round I guess :/

Finn calls Beltran on it

Thanks

Finn solved the "Where's the Plot hole?"

That one wasn't mine

Tom: (OS) what did you do?
B'Elanna: (OS) He wanted to get funny so I gave him a funny bone

 

[hux]

DOCTOR: Finally add a penis to my programme and then instantly get it stuck !!

 

[Triskelion]

DOCTOR: Can't join the locker room farting contest my subroutine ass cheeks! Top this one, meatbags! <ship shakes>
Iron Lung Neelix: Why?!! Why would you reference me in this caption???!!!

 

[Catarina]

"Star Trek Voyager: Innerspace"

Tom: "Hold on! We're entering the captain's fallopian tubes!"

Woodcotay: "Boldly going where no man has gone before."

Tom: "Catarina is going to be pissed."

As a fan of Magic School Bus in childhood...I find this nostalgic with a scifi twist.

 

[Catarina]

Thanks

That one wasn't mine

Honesty? How refreshing in the 21st century. :thumbsup:

 

[Finn]

No. Because I thought it was kinda cliched and lame

 

[hux]

Tom: So if you used the sonic shower, what's with the towel?

B'Elanna: That's... That's a good point.

 

[JirinPanthosa]

The Doctor, after he finished book 3 of his Song of Fire and Ice holonovel.

B'ELANA: So in this sexual fantasy of yours, my name is 'Wilma'?
PARIS: Yes.
B'ELANA: And I should refer to you as 'Fred'?
PARIS: No, 'Barney'.

SEVEN: I bet they give me a field commission to lieutenant before you're promoted.
KIM: Shut up.

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JANEWAY: Is this nebula an organism?
CHAKOTAY: Nope.
JANEWAY: Then freaking destroy it!

 

[Leviathan]

Honesty? How refreshing in the 21st century. :thumbsup:

The Harry Kim Award for honesty!

No. Because I thought it was kinda cliched and lame

...and the 7 of 9 Award for tact.

 

[Leviathan]

The Doctor barely survived his Windows 10 upgrade.

 

[T'Ressa Dax]

B'Elanna: Tom, I know you love 20th century Earth entertainment, but I am not going to give you a fashion show. Or a striptease. So please stop asking before I...Oh! What else are you going to do to change my mind?

 

[hux]

Seven: What's that strange sound... and that curious aroma?

Kim: It's called farting. I'm so glad to be here for your first one. Congratulations. Now please stop doing it.

 

[Triskelion]

EMH: And they said you couldn't do your own colonoscopy! I only wish I had locked the door first.
Voyager Crew: Go Doctor! Go Doctor! Go Doctor!

B'Elanna: This huge towel can barely contain my magnificent Klingon breasts.
Tom: Those are Kling-ons?
B'Elanna: No, you space anus!

Kim: <whispering> Oh here she comes. <loudly> Yep, I'm gonna be promoted any time now. I learned a lot about leadership back when I was captain of my battle cruiser -
Seven: The Nightingale.
Kim: The Battle Cruiser Nightingale -
Seven: Lieutenant Kim. What's the secret to leadership?
Kim: Well, let's see. In Korea, it was... One, threaten everybody. Two, dig a really deep hole. I mean, a reeeeaaalllly deep hole. And three...
Seven: Binoculars?
Kim: Binoculars. Always be holding binoculars.
Seven: Gee, with that much leadership ability, makes you wonder why you're still an Ensign.
Kim: I know, right?? Maybe I should shave my skull so it looks like I just had surgery from a belt-sander accident.

Janesway: Now I know how my used tampons feel after I flush them!
Charcoaltree: Yes sir.

 

[Ghislaine H. B. BRAEME]

SEVEN: I bet they give me a field commission to lieutenant before you're promoted.
KIM: Shut up.

 

[tharpdevenport]

7 of 9: "Ensign, I asked you if you could see any more space lice on my special area. You're gaze has been too prolonged and and singularly focused. At this rate it will take you several hours to check me out completely."

 

[2takesfrakes]

DIRECTOR: "OK, Foxy Roxy we're ready for your million-dollar shot, here ... so stop your grinnin' and drop your linen!"

 

[Catarina]

one page? And I was feeling guilty for being three days late :P I feel rather anyway so see you in a day my fellow fans.