Contest: ENTER Voyager Caption Contest: 176 Critical Care

Yeah, no fuks award goes to: Mr. Lazer beam


Seven: Oh, you object to an ex-drone serving on your ship? Let me show you all the fucks I give.





I concur award goes to Laura

Seven: "Personal idiosyncrasies were irrelevant."
Paris (offscreen): "Yeah, I get it. Somehow, "Whistle While You Assimilate" doesn't quite have the same ring to it..."




Who needs social skills now award goes to Leadhead


The moment was ruined when The Doctor asked Seven if her ocular implant was malfunctioning.

Icy Hot (tm) Award goes to: Jirin Panthosa That's cold and a burn in one!



KIM: What are you doing in my quarters?
SEVEN: Looking for your sense of ambition. All I found were these pips! Oh...they're someone else's.



Leadhead is our winner of the round!


Seven: Ewwwwww. You call that Haagis?!


Picardo has been popping up on the radar lately so here's an episode round

 

DOC: So the richer the person is, the higher their treatment coefficient and more treatment they get.
OTHER DOCTOR: Of course. It's the perfect algorithm, based on one pioneered on a distant planet called Earth a little over 350 years ago.



TUVOK (Thinking): Based on the expression on the Captain's face, she is trying to switch to decaf again. I must set the ship to yellow alert.



The IPad version of Operation was deeply disappointing.

 

Tuvok quickly learnt to recognise the days the captain woke up on the Mirror Universe side of the bed.

 

EMH default setting: smug face


After Tuvok's promotion, everyone soon grew tired of Kim's hissy-fits about still being an ensign.


My god! The tachyon detection grid has just picked up a cloaked giant!

 

Janeway:Captain's log, stardate 51853.3. It's a slow day. Watching a documentary made by the Starfleet history department to kill some time. Going by the 'exploits' of that idiot 'heroic' captain Archer, it's a miracle we got the Federation up and running at all.



Janeway: Doctor, if I've told you once, I've told you a thousand times. You are not supposed to play scrabble on medical diagnostic equipment!

 

Janeway regretted drinking all that coffee when Tuvok chose the Hobbit movie trilogy for movie night.

 

JANEWAY: Exactly how many of these Ethics videos from Starfleet HR do I need to watch?
TUVOK: I would suggest all of them.

 

Janeway: "Coffee's going to kick in any time now..."
Tuvok: "Would you like a mome-"
Janeway: "Listen, Tuvok, what part of 'any time now' don't you get?!"

@Catarina you didn't give the winners for #174 yet...

 

Other Doc: I'm skipping lesson forty-six "Showing up sober" and going right to Lesson forty-seven: "Kissing With Tongue."
EMH: Good luck with that.


I already have a man. How else could you explain this look of complete satisfaction.


EMH: Professional web designer?? Who needs 'em, I've got text crawls!

 

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Janeway: "How are we doing Doctor?"
EMH: "All set, soon we'll have a all new replacement crew."

 

Let me just tally up the bill...

 

Lawyer: "Here's a little piece of consumer feedback in the form of a medical malpractice lawsuit."

 

Tuvok: Yes, Captain, we intercepted this sector map via convert means. It clearly shows what the natives call the Man Nebula only six parsecs from our present position. We should be able to extract enough materials from it to keep you supplied with coffee and holodeck fantasies for at least the next nine months.

Janeway: How does a blobish tentacled species even have a legend to name this nebula?

 

EMH: "He's imitating me again, isn't he?"

 

Dysek: Doctor, I'm grateful that you provided me with your people's entertainment database. I've become quite fond of your classic program known as 24. This Charles Logan is indeed a warrior not to be trifled with.

EMH: Operation "missing the point" is a go...

 

Photos picked. Judging soon. Update will be posted tonight(tomorrow for some of you)

 

@Catarina you never chose the winners of #174...

 

Yup, I know. I will get on that too. I'm working on this right now.

Update: 177 is up https://www.trekbbs.com/threads/voyager-caption-contest-177-what-did-you-say.288730/

 

Thanks.