Contest: ENTER Voyager Caption Contest: 175 Seven out of Character

No, I haven't died.
I gave up my internet to get the funds to help an in law escape a domestic situation urgently. No regrets having no connection for that! I missed you all.

Having said that, I will be leaving TBBS in the fall. I have a large commitment and honestly, this is time consuming on an android! (Don't ask) I will be passing the torch end of August.

Here's this round:

 

KIM: What are you doing in my quarters?
SEVEN: Looking for your sense of ambition. All I found were these pips! Oh...they're someone else's.



SEVEN: What is this smell coming from me? Does this happen every time you eat food that tastes good? How do humans live this way?



As Seven regained her individuality, she started smoking in the cool girls' bathroom.



JERI RYAN: Getting tired of Voyager, geeks? Well now next season you can tune in and see an attractive Borg lady in a tight catsuit. ...Rick, do we really want to be this blatant?
RICK BERMAN: Network decision, out of my hands. Finish the promo.

 

Personal Log: Tom was right. This social experiment is fun. I got Harry to freak out by winking at him every time some one said "Lieutenant".

 

I'm very sorry to hear about your tough times, Catarina. It's been wonderful having you here at the TrekBBS, I hope you get to enjoy what time here you have.




Seven: I will take the top bunk and you can have the floor.

Harry: What about the bottom bunk?

Seven: My stuffed animal, Dexter the Drone gets that one and he outranks you.



Seven: Ewwwwww. You call that Haagis?!



Daily log: Seven of Nine. I just can't adult today.



The moment was ruined when The Doctor asked Seven if her ocular implant was malfunctioning.

 

Seven: "Personal idiosyncrasies were irrelevant."
Paris (offscreen): "Yeah, I get it. Somehow, "Whistle While You Assimilate" doesn't quite have the same ring to it..."

 

The crew began to suspect Seven's family was from Chicago when she was presented with a hotdog with ketchup.



Seven: Oh, you object to an ex-drone serving on your ship? Let me show you all the fucks I give.



"Hi, I'm Seven of Nine for the AmeriBorg Express implant. Don't leave the collective without it!"

 

Seven: "Are those...leola roots?"
Neelix (offscreen): "Trust me, they tasted much better going down than coming up."

 

You will be missed.

 

I am sorry to hear about your troubles, Catarina. We hope you're able to come back once things settle down..


Seven: Have you ever met Mr. Jack Daniels?


Seven pulled off a suprisingly warm version of Maria in West Side Story.. Audiences were charmed by her rendition of "I Feel Pretty".


Seven: Stay thirsty, my friends.

 

Update coming tonight if anyone wants to enter do so shortly.

 

Update is up! YAY I made it before midnight my time. It's the little things.