Instead of a pun, I'll tell you that it was raining around our parts, and I sure was glad I had my pocket umbrella. So I get on the train, sit down, put my wet umbrella down on the floor, take a book out of my backpack and start reading, all the while listening to music via my earphones. Once I arrived at my station, I put the book back into the backpack and reach underneath me to pick up my umbrella, only to find it was gone. Someone stole my umbrella! And not like "I found this umbrella someone forgot", they stole it basically from under my nose. They had to have bee sitting on the seats behind me and reached underneath mine to pull it back.
So, basically, fuck whoever stole my umbrella.
And I voted.