Vote for me. I was abducted by aliens

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous' started by ichab, Oct 16, 2017.

  1. ichab

    ichab Commodore Commodore

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    I'm not making this up.

    http://www.miamiherald.com/news/local/community/miami-dade/article178813586.html

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    Just when I thought politics couldn't get any more weird.



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  2. Spot261

    Spot261 Vice Admiral Admiral

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    And the problem is?
     
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  3. Smoked Salmon

    Smoked Salmon Fleet Captain Fleet Captain

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    I spoke to my alien friends and they say they've never heard of her.
     
  4. Spot261

    Spot261 Vice Admiral Admiral

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    Like they'd tell you?
     
  5. Smoked Salmon

    Smoked Salmon Fleet Captain Fleet Captain

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    Of course they would. I am very important in the alien community.
     
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  6. Spot261

    Spot261 Vice Admiral Admiral

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    They told you that quite a few times I imagine?

    With the special music playing?

    Before they gave you your mission?
     
  7. USS Triumphant

    USS Triumphant Vice Admiral Admiral

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  8. Doom Shepherd

    Doom Shepherd Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

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    No we didn't.
     
  9. USS Triumphant

    USS Triumphant Vice Admiral Admiral

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    And I guess you and @Smoked Salmon's alien friends think you're the only ETs to ever visit Earth, huh? Arrogant popinjays. She was probably abducted by a teaser. ;)
     
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  10. Doom Shepherd

    Doom Shepherd Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

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    Silly critter, confusing fantasy with reality. The T'zerr have been extinct since 1996.
     
  11. USS Triumphant

    USS Triumphant Vice Admiral Admiral

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    You clearly didn't read the link. Teasers aren't a species. They're intergalactic trust fund babies from many different worlds. :p
     
  12. Doom Shepherd

    Doom Shepherd Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

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    That's what they WANTED you to think, so you wouldn't find their homeworld and destroy them for being annoying. It was taken care of.
    Douglas Adams was simply part of the disinfo hypnology campaign. But alas, the story was always subtly flawed - why do you think it kept changing, between all the radio and TV and book and movie versions? It's an important lesson: Keep Your Lies Consistent.
     
  13. Jayson1

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    I actually have a real alien abduction story from my past. When I was a kid I was with my mom and my asshole step-dad out in the country. He was driving and I think we were going to his sisters house or something. Anyways he was driving all normal but then he started freaking out and started speeding and he was really scared, my mom as well. He saw a light and thought it was following our car and he thought aliens were chasing us so he wanted to outrun them. My mom did say she saw a light as well but I didn't see it myself. It's also possible that he was drunk and high on some kind of drug which might explain some of the story but my mom never did any of that kind of stuff so I asume they saw some kind of light even if I doubt it was aliens.

    I should also note that this guy also once tried to drive up the side of a mountain in our jeep to get us to a party, A experience I recall mostly from being in the backseat trying to eat a hamburger while my tater tots from the meal were going all over the place in the backseat with me. He also drove us into quicksand. Ever drive on a highway and cross those bridges and you look down and see tons of mud and more mud? For some reason he tried to drive our jeep down into that area and then we found ourselves stuck in mud to a point were the vehicle was beginning to sink. SOmeone had to come along with a truck and wrench to pull us out, though this was early 80's so I am not sure were the truck/wrench guy came from because it wasn't like we had cell phones to call for help.

    Jason
     
  14. tharpdevenport

    tharpdevenport Admiral Admiral

    I'm shocked ... SHOCKED this isn't a thread started by JAyson.



    Also, the aliens already have political candidates:
     
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  15. Kor

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    I don't know if this is better or worse than the guy running for city council a while back, who had some domestic violence charges on his record, and his campaign platform was basically "Forgive me! Give me a chance!" :wtf:

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  16. tharpdevenport

    tharpdevenport Admiral Admiral

    Anthony Weiner is worse. He lied about what he was doing, denied the picture was his Anthony's wiener, kept doing what he was doing when caught and claimed to be sorry, sent inappropriate texts to an under age girl, and had the nerve after getting caught the first time, to try and run in New York. The second time ended that. It's beyond a charge, it actually happened; we sadly have the pictures.
    And I guarantee you, even now, he thinks if he just waits a few years and goes to some classes (like Weinstein is trying to do right now!), that it will be all better and he can run again for something and pretend he's all high and mighty about it.

    Then of course there are confirmed inappropriate sexual acts and sexual advances, sexual harassment from members of Congress.

    Then of course there is the allegation by Juanita Broaddrick that B.J. Clinton raped her. Bite her on the lip, too, and told her to put some ice on that when he left the room.
     
  17. ichab

    ichab Commodore Commodore

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    Your examples are much worse because they all involve elected officials. This lady from Florida won't even be nominated
     
  18. BillJ

    BillJ The King of Kings Premium Member

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    Can't be any worse than the folks we are sending to Washington now.
     
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    As a European on the moronic quality of people in Washington: No comment.
     
  20. Asbo Zaprudder

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    I've heard it said that something like 45% of Americans believe cavemen co-existed with dinosaurs. The US is a lost cause for rational thought and dumbing down of the population almost seems deliberate. I'm surprised it still functions as a technological society. Europe, Russia and China might take advantage to hasten its decline.