Borderlands - New You, You, and You
Brick: I can't believe we all got killed in that last mission. They weren't kidding when they're called "Badass".
Roland: It's a good thing we have these New You stations. Man, I hate that weird taste in my mouth each time I come back.
Brick: You too, huh. I thought it was just me.
Lilith: Hey guys. What's up?
Roland: Hi Lilith. Why didn't you tell us you have a twin sister?
Lilith: I don't have a twin.
Lilith#2: Hey guys... What the heck?
Roland: Then who's she?
Lilith#1: You shouldn't be here. I'm not dead yet.
Lilith#2: I could say the same about you.
Brick: There could be something wrong with the New You stations.
Lilith#3: Hey guys... What the heck?
Lilith#1: This is getting out of hand.
Lilith#2: What should we do?
Roland: I better call the Dahl corporation to see what's going on.
Lilith#4: Hey guys... What the heck?
Lilith#2: Oh no, not another one.
Lilith#4: Hey.
Roland: Ok guys, they said it's stuck on a loop. They're working on it now.
Lilith#3: Great, how many of us will there be?
Lilith#5: Hey guys... What the heck?
Lilith#1: The New You stations are stuck in a loop.
Lilith#2: They're working on it now.
Lilith#5: Oh.
Mordecai: I don't think I could get used to that weird taste in my mouth. (sees 5 Liliths) Whoa, am I in Heaven?
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World of Warcraft - Itch
Dwarf: Die, stupid boar. (Twack!) That's the last one, let's loot.
N.Elf: Find anything good?
Human: Okay, that's my second tusk.
Dwarf: Our luck sucks. Four boars and only one tusk. I still need six more.
Human: Hey, a Battle Axe. How did a boar get a hold of this anyway?
Dwarf: Who cares. Whatever make this grind easier is good.
N.Elf: How many tusks do we need anyway?
Dwarf: Ten. Weren't you paying attention to the quest giver?
N.Elf: I couldn't concentrate. I have this really weird itch...
Human: Whoa, we don't want to hear about that.
N.Elf: Oh. Sorry.
Dwarf: Let's attack that group near the hill. Why are you rubbing your eyes.
N.Elf: They're itching. Do anyone have eyedrops?
Human: Oh, it's your eyes that were itching. I thought... uh...
N.Elf: What?
Human: Nothing.
Dwarf: Yeah, there is something weird with your eyes. They're glowing.
N.Elf: They always glow.
Human: Really?
N.Elf: Yes, they always glow. Tell me, are they brighter than before?
Dwarf: I don't know. How bright are they normally?
Human: Hey, one of the boars dropped some eyedrops. Looks like our luck is finally changing.
N.Elf: Thanks.
Dwarf: Eyedrops? How the... It wasn't... I mean... Ah, who cares. Whatever makes this grind easier.
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Brute Force - Look a likes
Tex: Hey, Hawk. Did I ever say you look familiar.
Hawk: Is it because we meet before?
Tex: No, it's like I saw your face somewhere else.
Hawk: My friends say I kind of look like Gillian Anderson. You know, Scully from X-files.
Tex: Yeah, that's it.
Flint: People say I look a lot like Halle Berry.
Brutus: From Catwoman?
Flint: No, from Monster's Ball.
Hawk: Wasn't she was in both movies?
Brutus: Well, I look like my tribe's leader, Shaman Oli-Oak.
Tex: Dude, all of you Feral aliens look a like.
Hawk: How about you, Tex?
Tex: (proudly) I look like the Master Chief.
Everyone: (silence)
Brutus: The... Master Chief?
Tex: From Halo 2.
Everyone: (silence)
Tex: Seriously, I saw him without his helmet on. We could've been twins.
Hawk: Are you sure? No one else knows what he looks like.
Flint: Maybe it could've another Spartan II.
Tex: No, I'm positive it's John 117.
Everyone: (silence)
Tex: So, uh, who do you think Commander Bratton look like?
Brick: I can't believe we all got killed in that last mission. They weren't kidding when they're called "Badass".
Roland: It's a good thing we have these New You stations. Man, I hate that weird taste in my mouth each time I come back.
Brick: You too, huh. I thought it was just me.
Lilith: Hey guys. What's up?
Roland: Hi Lilith. Why didn't you tell us you have a twin sister?
Lilith: I don't have a twin.
Lilith#2: Hey guys... What the heck?
Roland: Then who's she?
Lilith#1: You shouldn't be here. I'm not dead yet.
Lilith#2: I could say the same about you.
Brick: There could be something wrong with the New You stations.
Lilith#3: Hey guys... What the heck?
Lilith#1: This is getting out of hand.
Lilith#2: What should we do?
Roland: I better call the Dahl corporation to see what's going on.
Lilith#4: Hey guys... What the heck?
Lilith#2: Oh no, not another one.
Lilith#4: Hey.
Roland: Ok guys, they said it's stuck on a loop. They're working on it now.
Lilith#3: Great, how many of us will there be?
Lilith#5: Hey guys... What the heck?
Lilith#1: The New You stations are stuck in a loop.
Lilith#2: They're working on it now.
Lilith#5: Oh.
Mordecai: I don't think I could get used to that weird taste in my mouth. (sees 5 Liliths) Whoa, am I in Heaven?
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World of Warcraft - Itch
Dwarf: Die, stupid boar. (Twack!) That's the last one, let's loot.
N.Elf: Find anything good?
Human: Okay, that's my second tusk.
Dwarf: Our luck sucks. Four boars and only one tusk. I still need six more.
Human: Hey, a Battle Axe. How did a boar get a hold of this anyway?
Dwarf: Who cares. Whatever make this grind easier is good.
N.Elf: How many tusks do we need anyway?
Dwarf: Ten. Weren't you paying attention to the quest giver?
N.Elf: I couldn't concentrate. I have this really weird itch...
Human: Whoa, we don't want to hear about that.
N.Elf: Oh. Sorry.
Dwarf: Let's attack that group near the hill. Why are you rubbing your eyes.
N.Elf: They're itching. Do anyone have eyedrops?
Human: Oh, it's your eyes that were itching. I thought... uh...
N.Elf: What?
Human: Nothing.
Dwarf: Yeah, there is something weird with your eyes. They're glowing.
N.Elf: They always glow.
Human: Really?
N.Elf: Yes, they always glow. Tell me, are they brighter than before?
Dwarf: I don't know. How bright are they normally?
Human: Hey, one of the boars dropped some eyedrops. Looks like our luck is finally changing.
N.Elf: Thanks.
Dwarf: Eyedrops? How the... It wasn't... I mean... Ah, who cares. Whatever makes this grind easier.
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Brute Force - Look a likes
Tex: Hey, Hawk. Did I ever say you look familiar.
Hawk: Is it because we meet before?
Tex: No, it's like I saw your face somewhere else.
Hawk: My friends say I kind of look like Gillian Anderson. You know, Scully from X-files.
Tex: Yeah, that's it.
Flint: People say I look a lot like Halle Berry.
Brutus: From Catwoman?
Flint: No, from Monster's Ball.
Hawk: Wasn't she was in both movies?
Brutus: Well, I look like my tribe's leader, Shaman Oli-Oak.
Tex: Dude, all of you Feral aliens look a like.
Hawk: How about you, Tex?
Tex: (proudly) I look like the Master Chief.
Everyone: (silence)
Brutus: The... Master Chief?
Tex: From Halo 2.
Everyone: (silence)
Tex: Seriously, I saw him without his helmet on. We could've been twins.
Hawk: Are you sure? No one else knows what he looks like.
Flint: Maybe it could've another Spartan II.
Tex: No, I'm positive it's John 117.
Everyone: (silence)
Tex: So, uh, who do you think Commander Bratton look like?
