Victory of the Daleks, coupling crossover?

[Starkers]

Ok so Moffat didn't write Victory, but upon seeing the picture below all I could think about is the scene near the end of the first episode of Coupling where Susan has to bare a breast in order to try and get rid of the others so she and Steve can have their first date in peace. I'm guessing the central Dalek is the Jeff of this group...

 

[Admiral Buzzkill]

 

[Kibbin]

Doctor: Well? Which one do you want? The left one or the right one?
Dalek 1: The right one, trust me.
Doctor: Why? What's wrong with the left one?
Dalek 1: Now, don't be like that. There has to be a second place.
Doctor: Well, I wasn't aware you were judging them individually!
Dalek 1: You were asleep! I was bored!
Doctor: Well it has been a long day, what with fighting the master, regenerating, fighting a giant evil eye and being regurgitated

 

[Starkers]

I'm not sure which is scarier, the notion of a Dalek Jeff or a Dalek Patrick!

 

[Kibbin]

If Jeff was a dalek he would know that to wipe out man kind he would simply have to build a mind ray that allowed all women to be telepathic. Then they'd see that we're not human either but a new race called disgustoids and we have simply taken human form.

Although would a dalek Patrick have a really long gun?

 

[Starkers]

Tripod Dalek yes...

Of course there would also need to be a Sally Dalek...

"My bumps are growing, I'm not even eating anything and my bumps just keep growing!! I'm sure they're snacking. And my plunger's starting to droop as well. Must Exfoliate, EXFOLIATE!"

And a Steve Dalek...

"Of course I like exterminating! I'm a Dalek. We want to extermiante things from the moment our mutant forms are slapped into a metal dusbin! Our entire existance is a quest to find as many people as possible, and exterminate them!"

And damn it I can't think of any amusing Jane Dalekisms!

 

[Kibbin]

She could have Jake the truth snake dangling from her plunger

Doctor: My God, I'm being criticised by a talking penis!
Amy Pond: It took me three years of counselling to stop having that nightmare

 

[Mr. Adventure]

Maybe the Doctor has more alien features than we were led to believe. I love the idea of "Dalek Jeff" though in nuWho fashion it would probably be "Dalek Jef".

 

[The Borgified Corpse]

Even more frightening would be Dalek Oliver. I'm sure that, as part of a master plan to drain the world of its sanity, he helped conceive this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s1yW8FrrXAA

 

[Classic Fan]

Ok so Moffat didn't write Victory, but upon seeing the picture below all I could think about is the scene near the end of the first episode of Coupling where Susan has to bare a breast in order to try and get rid of the others so she and Steve can have their first date in peace. I'm guessing the central Dalek is the Jeff of this group...

BRILLIANT!!!

 

[Guy Gardener]

Bugger, I wanted to make the joke about how Patrick was born a tripod.

remember the use of the word "Geronimo" from I think the second episode of Coupling?

It's the phrase some burly bugger who made Steve nervous and self confident would yelp before entering a woman.

Which makes one think a little that maybe the Doctor is having sex with the moment every time he crows his new war cry?