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[Koinek]

And we're back!

In this week's Voyager Forum Weekly Caption Competition, we dole out awards for one of the best competitions I've seen:

First the Honorable Mention goes to Kirby

5 seconds before Tom spat his drink in Seven's face...

Seven: "I require another female and a cup."

Unt...Ze Vinner Iz:

Five seconds before Tom spat his drink in Seven's face...

Seven: "You were quite right Doctor, sex with holograms is far more satisfying."
EMH: "Was it my technique, was I more understanding as a lover, did I satisfy your needs?"
Seven: "That, and the fact that you can reprogram the size of your tongue."

Congratulations!

You get to keep this Woimy Squoimy Prize for Voyager Excellence for this week:

And now for Image number 6:

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Yay me. I thought for a minute I was gonna do a Khan there and be a poor marksman who kept missing the target!

I had enough shots though

Torres: "I'm sorry Neelix, I haven't got round to servicing the mess hall burners. I'll get round to it, honest."

Neelix: "What am I supposed to tell all the people waiting for their Leola Root Pudding."

Chakotay: "B'Elanna, you got some 'splainin' to do."

 

[Triskelion]

B'Elanna: Neelix, we need a special meal for Chakotay's birthday. Got any old hairy cheese, or maybe something involving fungus? An old sneaker covered with athlete's foot powder? Like that? Back when we were Maquis all the crew had a special name for him. It was Rubber Tree Man. Ha ha. Rubber Tree Man. We all knew Tuvok was a spy, too. Yeah, the only Vulcan in the Maquis, right. We didn't say anything because we wanted to see the look on Rubber Tree's face when he got arrested. Did you hear what Seven said about him? <wiggles pinky>
Neelix: Uh, he's standing right behind you.
B'Elanna: I know.

 

[Lucy of Nine]

Chakotay was more than disappointed in the amount of time B'Elanna had spent on her hair that morning, especially since he'd replicated a gift of Hair Straighteners for her late last week. What made it even more disappointing was the fact he'd spent more than two hours colouring his own hair with 'Just For Men' and spraying it firmly into place for their lunch date.

 

[Herkimer Jitty]

B'Elenna: "Get the pot roast to sickbay!"

Chakotay: "You've got to be shittin' me."

 

[Kirby]

Hey, thanks for the Honorable Mention, Killer


Torres: Nelix burned the dinner again.
Chakotay: Well, that's our Nelix!
** cue laugh track **

 

[Rat Boy]

Chakotay (thinking): Ignore the floating beach ball, ignore the floating beach ball...

 

[Mistral]

B'Elenna: "Woohoo, is the captain shit-faced, or what? That's hilarious!"

Chakotay: "Laugh it up, Chuckles! You're not the one who's going to have to carry her to her cabin, pour gallons of coffee down her throat and spank her bottom until she squeals!"

 

[Nerys Myk]

CHAKOTAY: You're out of uniform Mr Paris! And that "phaser" isn't regulation!

TORRES: Next time, just wait for me in my quarters Tom.

 

[jgdst]

Torres: Put your damn pants back on and stop stirring the leola root stew like that. Look what you're doing to little Treekotay.

 

[Rat Boy]

Torres: "Apparently the commander had enough of Captain Jackass and took a piss in her coffee this morning."

Chakotay: "Must you go around telling everyone that?"

 

[Turd Ferguson]

"OOOOhhhh! That wacky Brannon Braga! It looks like he didn't give us any lines again this week!"

 

[Nerys Myk]

TORRES: Its okay Tom, take my hand. The floating ball won't hurt you.


CHAKOTAY: Wimp.

 

[voyagerfan]

B'Elanna: You know Neelix, Tom is a better cook than you and that stew I left over had some ocompan plant which tasted like basil.

Neelix: That plant is a very good laxative! it is known to be more potent near full moons.

Chakotay: I know I shouldn't have eaten the stew!!

 

[Triskelion]

I'll have a butt steak and a mountain of mash oozing butter. And give the Commander a fruit cup or something. His catsuit is starting to lose structural integrity.

 

[Nebusj]

``Neelix! What did we tell you about sending out those `Nudity Day' notices again?''
``Shut up, Chakotay, I like this!''

 

[Candlelight]

"Tom, you have some egg on your chin"
"B'Elanna, you have some Chakotay on your ass"

 

[jgdst]

*NEEEOOOWEEEEEOOWEEEEOOOWWWW*

Onion Beachball Thing: Strange... I can't control this one. I'm not getting anything from him - no emotions, no expressions, no intelligence. Just a desire to suck water up through his feet and sway in the breeze...

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

"Yeah, and stick a fairy on his head and you'd have a Christmas tree... he's behind me isn't he?"

 

[LeadHead]

Chakotay and B'Elanna finally found the source of a mysterious power drain: Janeway's Warp Powered Coffee Maker.