vfwcc #30: And The Show Must Go On

Not sure if Triskelion followed Shatmandu and Outpost 4 into the Abyss, or is just doing consulting for the sanitation meetings, but either way, he seems to be away for now. Until he makes his way back, it was suggested that we keep this train a movin'. Now being not one who plays in someone else's sandbox without an invite, I'm leaving the judging of the last Contest for Tri for at least another week. But for the time being, let's start with some new caps.
















So have at it....and CAPTION ON, DUDE!

 

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Janeway: "What? 'Just made toast...it was good.' How in the hell does Harry expect to get promoted if he spends all of his time Tweeting?"





Harry: "What a piece of junk!"

Tom: "She'll make point five past light speed. She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts, kid. I've made a lot of special modifications myself. But, we're a little rushed, so if you'll hurry aboard we'll get out of here."




Nelix: "Mrs Robinson, you're trying to seduce me, aren't you?"

Janeway: "Um, no. I ordered more coffee....and stay out of the ships movie data base for a while, n'K?"



Doc: "Yep, both your right one and left one. That's what you get for betting on the Colts."



Reg: "What can I say? It's the only pussy I can get outside of the Holodeck."


That's my opening bid......now do your worst.

 

"When this baby hits 88 miles per hour...you're going to see some serious shit."

 

Doctor: Captain, is it really a good time to watch 2girls1cup?

 

Janeway: "Commander Chris Hansen in Security wants to have a word with you. Something about Kes's age."




Barclay (high-pitched voice): "Counselor, in just a moment you're going to have to deal with this cat. Because he really wants to get at you. And he's really digging in his rear claws right now!"

 

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JANEWAY: Message from some guy named "Roddenberry". He says make the skirt shorter.



Harry braces himself for an onslaught of Asian Driver Jokes.



JANEWAY: Do I detect a hint of Rohypnol?



HARRY: I'm not sure I like playing Priest and Alter Boy.



REG: Mister Bigglesworth is upset! And when Mister Bigglesworth gets upset, PEOPLE DIE!

 

Kim: "Yes, Tom, in this time period you could get a hot chick just by having a cool car. But not just any car. Specifically, not this car!"




Doctor: "Oh, you think you're a real funny guy, don't you! First, you help me pick out just the right rifle. Then you tell me how bringing my own bucket of 'targets' will make a good impression on the other players. It's only after I get to the party that I find out that 'shooting craps' is a dice game!

 

Tom: "It runs pretty well but the throttle keeps sticking. I wonder what this logo means? 'Toyota'.... And just what the hell are you laughing at Harry?"

 

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Harry: "You expect to get lucky in this with B'Elanna"

Tom: "All ready did."

Harry: "Ah that explains those foot prints"







Doc: "Spit it out young man, give me Seven's ocular implant"

^Winner^

 

Tom: "Yes, Harry, it does have a back seat, and, no, I'm not climbing back there with you."

 

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I spewed my coffee at this one!!!!!!

 

The Doctor: "He's dead Jim."

Janeway: "Wait. What?"





Barclay: I'm allergic to pussy.
(with thanks to Robert Pattinson)

 

Barclay: "Word on the street is that you like having your pussy roughed up, Mrs Slocumbe."

 

Janeway: "She died of an 'intense orgasm'/i]? Surely, Doctor, that can't be rig -- wait a minute -- I'd recognize that sperm anywhere. Chakotay!"

Doctor: "Awkward..."





Doctor: "Well, let me just consult the magic 8 Ball, Mr. Kim. Will Harry still be an ensign seven years from now..."

 

Greetings Mr. Bond, welcome to my underground lair.

.

 

Barclay: "Yes, the cat's quite soft but the metal spikes on the seat of the chair are killing me!"

 

Janeway: Prognosis Doctor?

Doctor: I'm sorry, there's nothing I can do, she's Chakotay's love interest.




Kim: You should tell B'Elanna what we found!

Paris: Can't right now. Against the law to drive and talk on a Comm Badge at the same time.



Neelix: I'm sorry Captain, but I'm cutting you off. It's past closing time, get out and STAY OUT!



Doctor: Spare some change?




Barclay: After I left the Enterprise I was feeling superior, confident and like my own master. So my therapist recommended I get a cat.

 

The Doctor: "Here's the cause of death, Captain."

Janeway: "Let me see-ew! Chakotay! Self-sealing stem bolts should never be put in those places! Didn't they teach you anything in the Academy?"

 

Doctor: "There's nothing medically wrong with her, Captain. She's just stinking drunk on Tequila."

 

My cat is really black, I just used it to wipe.