vfwcc #27: i grok tuvok

[Triskelion]

Well hi folks it's ur friendly neighborhood Triskelion come to try my hand at the Voyager forum capcon. Hope you like it! Thanks to Akiraprise for your work, and thanks from all of us to Lucy of Nine for her efforts too! Tuvok wishes he was as logical as she is charming!

And now:

Image Award:

Janeway: "You do know how to whistle don't you, you just put your lips together and blow." blows long, wet, raspberry

Photoshop Award:

Janeway: "We dont have this scthuff back home.."

Congratulations The Laughing Vulcan and DrBob! You win the Carey!

Our next contest is from Flashback proving some memories are better left buried, especially things that came out of Neelix's kitchen. Have at!

 

[Mistral]

The juice was fine but the invisible wine left something to be desired.

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Winning is good, raspberries are wetter.

Neelix: "Tell me what you think of the secret ingredient Mr Vulcan."

Tuvok: "Fucking Leola Root!"

Tuvok: "Gnnggghhh! Sat on meself."

Janeway: "So I don't get it, did Valtane die, or didn't he?"
Tuvok: "Don't ask me, I'm still trying to figure out how Khan knew Chekov."

EMH: "Crafty Vulcan, you're faking it. You've actually got pon farr."
Tuvok: "Keep your mouth shut, or I'll reprogram you with a Mexican Accent."

 

[John Picard]

Neelix: "Oh, come now, Mister Vulcan. Just a little bit of this genuine Agua from Earth's Mexico region will do you some good."

Tuvok then experiences an old Earth custom known as Montezuma's Revenge.

 

[26138]

Tuvok walks in on Janeway and Chakotay.

 

[Nerys Myk]

SULU (oc): Wait a minute, you werent in the movie!

TUVOK: He's right Captain.

SULU: I was talking about you!

 

[Shatmandu]

Neelix: "I squeezed it myself ... <Tuvok takes a sip> ... out of myself."

Janeway: "Sulu keeps asking Valtane to sit on his face. Is that archaic slang or something?"
Tuvok: "Negative."

Neelix: "The Ventraxian Shocker is known throughout the quadrant."

Tuvok: "Are my vital signs within limits?"
EMH: "Don't know. I'm determining if your hairline is physically possible ..."

 

[Triskelion]

Torres <over com>: Engineering to Tuvok, somebody rerouted waste reclamation to the mess hall.
Neelix: So close!

Janeway: So they didn't have seatbelts either, did they.
Tuvok: Negative. Fleet budgetary constraints.
Janeway: Bastards!

I found Seven's missing nanoprobe!

Doc: Interesting. Now see what she thinks about balding men.

 

[Shatmandu]

Neelix, sly: "I saw you put the vodka in there ..."

Janeway: "The Communications Officer is a terrible actress."
Tuvok: "Aye."

Tuvok never bent over in front of Harry Kim again.

Doc: "Find out of she likes me."

 

[Nerys Myk]

EMH: I'm trying to distract him Captain, but so far he's ignored my laser pointer.

 

[Nerys Myk]

TUVOK: Kes, just informed what "leola root" is slang for.

 

[John Picard]

 

[Shatmandu]

Tuvok: "In her mind, she refers to you as 'the bald, talking toaster.'"

 

[Triskelion]

Tuvok: Something about...turning down the overhead lights before she goes blind with the glare.
Doc: Hm, the Aqua Net appears to be seeping into her brain.

 

[Shatmandu]

Tuvok, breaking off: "It's just full of technobabble ..."

 

[Nerys Myk]

TUVOK: All I'm getting is "Coffee".

 

[thew40]

Thought I'd throw my hat in the ring. Be gentle, it's my first time!

EDIT: It should say "slipserver," but . . . whoops!

 

[Triskelion]

^ great! welcome aboard thew40!

Tuvok: I cannot ascertain the intruder from the memory. However I did learn that her bra doesn't match her panties.
Doc: Tell me something I don't know.

 

[Finn]

Doc: "I'm finding traces of Baryon particles and inverted Theta Emissions found only in the Nexus phenomon back home".

Tuvok: We do not speak of it to outsiders.

Doc:... And traces of Klingon DNA.

 

[John Picard]

Doctor: "Mr Tuvoc, you're being exposed to dangerously high levels of caffeine. Please hurry."