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Uwe Boll to make Trek XII

Trekker4747

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Say you saw this news. How would you react that this monumental hack is making a Trek movie?

(Why did I put this threadin this forum, mostly because Boll's movies fall under this catagory and this thread is more about him than Trek XII.)
 
I don't know who the hell Uwe Boll is, nor why I should care what he directs. What's the big deal about this guy anyway? :confused:
 
Say you saw this news. How would you react that this monumental hack is making a Trek movie?

(Why did I put this threadin this forum, mostly because Boll's movies fall under this catagory and this thread is more about him than Trek XII.)

Point taken, but Trek XII still seems to be just as vital part of the subject. Hence, off to Future of Trek.
 
It would still be no worse than ST:V... :p
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I don't know who the hell Uwe Boll is, nor why I should care what he directs. What's the big deal about this guy anyway? :confused:

He doesn't know how to direct or cast or tell a story and thinks he's one of the elite filmmakers around (and beating up his internet critics in the boxing ring proves his directing talents). But other than that he's great.
 
Posted by Michael Bay
"I never even heard his name till last week when he made threats and rants. The guy is a fucking idiot, making threats to me, Clooney, Eli Roth, says he has a doctorate—but uses the word 'retard' in his vocabulary, come on. When you look at his videos, what is interesting are the backgrounds. I guess his low rent offices, with 15 year old 3/4 machines, archaic computers, this is just some dumb chump trying to get some fame when he has none, so he has to make Youtube lame quality anger rants. Guy just want attention because he can't get any for the so called movies he makes. Nothing sadder when he had his screening in LA to an over half empty movie house."

Boll is a twat.
 
Remember how Paul Sams of Blizzard blew off Uwe Boll when he offered to direct a WoW movie? "We will not sell the movie rights, not to you...especially not to you!"

I would expect Paramount to give him an even harsher answer.

Speaking of which, why the hell do production companies hire this guy at all? Isn't his name by itself a definitive guarantee for a movie's failure?
 
Say you saw this news. How would you react that this monumental hack is making a Trek movie?

(Why did I put this threadin this forum, mostly because Boll's movies fall under this catagory and this thread is more about him than Trek XII.)

I would say "Yes!!! Say hello to 'Trek of the Dead'!"
 
Speaking of which, why the hell do production companies hire this guy at all? Isn't his name by itself a definitive guarantee for a movie's failure?

As I understand it, and I may be completely wrong about this, it's all to do with money.

Suppose you were a millionaire living in Germany. You'd have to pay tax. Let's say, for the sake of argument, you had to pay one million Euros. Now you could just pay this. But the German government, in an effort to encourage investment in the German film industry, has an offer. You can put that money into making a film instead, and that counts as your tax for this year.

Now this doesn't really benefit you. Instead of giving the taxman a million, you've given the film makers a million. Either way, you are a million down. If the film does well you will see some return, but that's not guaranteed, and you'd have to pay more tax on any profit you make.

Rather than giving the film makers your own money, you could borrow the amount from a bank and use that. Again, this does not benefit you. Instead of owing the taxman a a million, you now owe the bank a million. But...

Because the film industry is high risk, it is unlikely to gain investors unless certain guarantees are in place. So the German government has agreed, under certain circumstances, to cover any losses should a film fail to recoup it's production costs.

In other words, if a film does badly, really badly, at the box office, the government will give you back your investment.

So.
You owe the taxman money.
You borrow money from the bank.
You invest this money in a film.
You now owe the bank money, but no longer owe the taxman.
The film flops.
The government reimburses investors, giving you the money back.
You give this back to the bank.
You now no longer owe anyone anything.
You've not profited from this, but you have avoided a large tax bill.

And all you need to make it work is someone capable of delivering movies that could never succeed at the box office.
 
@The Badger:

....and then you have a reputation for making bad movies, and less people give your other movies a chance no matter good or bad...you loose money anyway.....

It´s illogical. ;-)
 
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