"UK women like Welsh well hung meat"

[Aragorn]

Free Press Release article

Does that headline make you immediately think Welsh Farm Organics?

 

[Mallory]

That wasn't the first thing I thought of. Obviously, my regard for the British press has dropped to unacceptable levels.

 

[Kestra]

“The average housewife understands just how much flavour well hung meat has to offer – I always hang mine for a minimum of 21days and the improvement in both flavour and texture is just amazing”

 

[Mallory]

I liked this part:

Most supermarket meat is not hung at all, or at best is hung for a very short period of time.

 

[Zulu Romeo]

I liked this part:

Most supermarket meat is not hung at all, or at best is hung for a very short period of time.

It's all those chemicals they use at [insert supermarket chain here] that Mother kept telling me about.

 

[Hoser]

I knew a lot of UK women that were like well hung meat.
I think one was Welsh too.

 

[Locutus of Bored]

and will enjoy the best possible meat in their mouth