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UK strip club to sell advertising... on strippers' butts???

Aragorn

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Complete Chester Chronicle article.

Chester lap dancing club's "cheeky" adverts plan

A CHESTER lap dancing club has come with "a cheeky" idea for how struggling companies can defy the credit crunch.

Dan Phillips, booking agent for the Platinum Lounge in Bridge Street, says businesses can now get themselves noticed and increase their bottom-line...by advertising on the girls' bare behinds.

Dan said the commercials were similar - if a little more racy - to those on Premiership football shirts or Formula 1 drivers' racing suits.

He said: "I thought of it more as a cheeky bit of fun until we realised the potential that it was an interesting and unusual way for people to get their businesses noticed.

"Local firms can sponsor as many of the girls as they wish and we hope the novelty of the scheme will ensure their message will stick in the minds of those people visiting the club.

"We have a very diverse selection of customers from all walks of life and are pretty sure they will have never seen anything like this before."

The dancers will have the 15cm by 10m adverts applied to their bottoms using a stencil and body paints.

"I had to do a lot of research with a tape measure to come up with the optimum size for the adverts!" added Dan.

Corporate sponsors will be offered a special deal for their clients to visit the club and Dan reckons "it could just help clinch that important contract".

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Shame our government is going to make it harder to open new ones and reclassify everyone working in existing ones as sex workers, then.
 
Reminds me of an old Limerick:

On the breasts of a barmaid from Yale
Was tattooed the prices for ale
And on her behind
For the sake of the blind
Was the same information in Braille
 
Good idea, nothing says McBacon in quite the same way an ass would.

kidding aside, probably a good place for Trojan and Pfizer to buy a few spots...
 
Couldn't think of a more apt place in England to have a strip club, than Chester.
 
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