TUC -- how it should've ended.

[Melakon]

A joke is a story with a humorous climax.

That happened to me a lot. Any time I was with a girl and we'd get cozy, I'd take off my pants and she'd start laughing.

were you wearing cartoon character underwear?

Melakon Wormhole Alien: Underwear? What is this?

 

[Marsden]

How TUC it should've ended.
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Federation President (dusting himself off): "Thank you Captain for saving my life."

Kirk: "Of course Mr. President, but there's one other thing."

Kirk busts the President across the mouth, sending him to the floor for a second time.

Kirk: "That's for not lifting a finger when I was imprisoned by the Klingons."

Kirk, the entire bridge crew and all the assembled diplomats share a resounding laugh as we fade to credits.

+1

 

[Tiberius]

Just meant as a joke, folks. No need to take it so seriously.

A joke is a story with a humorous climax.

That happened to me a lot. Any time I was with a girl and we'd get cozy, I'd take off my pants and she'd start laughing.

There was a humorous climax?

Doesn't matter, had climax.