After someone beamed back to the Enterprise to download a virus into a Borg drone, he told the captain he had good news.
"You were successful with the virus?" asked Picard.
He shook his head and said that the Borg were going to attack Earth in a month.
"You said you had good news!" shouted Picard.
"I do," said the officer, "I just saved a bunch of credits on starship insurance by switching to Geico. Fifteen minutes could save you 15% or more on starship insurance."
I wish those old good news Geico commercials were still running, so I could tried to sell that idea as a commercial.
Let me know how you like this one.
God bless, Jason Irelan
"You were successful with the virus?" asked Picard.
He shook his head and said that the Borg were going to attack Earth in a month.
"You said you had good news!" shouted Picard.
"I do," said the officer, "I just saved a bunch of credits on starship insurance by switching to Geico. Fifteen minutes could save you 15% or more on starship insurance."
I wish those old good news Geico commercials were still running, so I could tried to sell that idea as a commercial.
Let me know how you like this one.
God bless, Jason Irelan
