Discussion in 'Trek Literature' started by King Daniel Paid CBS Plant, Aug 16, 2010.
Last time on the Star Trek Comic Caption Contest...
Monster: "Luke Skywalker of nuKirk. I don't care, either way I'm eating your ass!"
McCoy: "Biggest... mistake... of my life... Crossing a tribble... with a Mogwai!"
Bug Alien 1: "Eat it, or mate with it?"
Bug Alien 2: "Why can't we do both?"
"Get your stinking paws off me, you damn dirty Klingon!"
"Come on! Ripley and Bishop just ran into this cave!"
"Oh man oh man, I hope the Predators don't show up!"
"McCoy to quartermaster! Wardrobe emergency!
"Jim Kirk finally got back at me for tearing his sleeve off at Psi 2000!"
MEANWHILE, IN THE LAB OF THE DESIGNER ROBOTS...
"You've been arrested, offworlder, for crimes against fashion!"
"Honestly, mister, you look like you're wearing footie pajamas! And those colors, really! Now, how about a double-breasted burgundy jacket, black trousers..."
AND IN CORNELIUS'S LAB:
"You did it! You maniacs! You blew it up! Now, quickly, tell me where to find the Alpha-Omega Bomb so I can blow it up some more!"
"It's a madhouse! A madhouse!"
Hey, you guys want to order a pizza? Or play some checkers?
McCoy: Oh my god, oh my god!!!
Kirk:Bones, what is it?
McCoy: I just got back from a Justin Bieber concert, the horror, the horror!!!
Why is he protecting the toilet?
Hoah, White Man.
Insectoid 1: "Aaaah!! Which grub's the queen? Which grub's the queen?!"
Insectoid 2: "They all look identical!"
Spock: "Gentlemen, I am very sorry. I was quite unaware that this was the nursery chamber. If you'll kindly...
Insectoid 1: "Shut up!"
Queen Grub: "I'm over here! I'm the grub with body segments!!"
Klingon: "...and this "hurling faeces" you speak of. An intriguing technique - but is it an honourable attack?"
Ape: "We've never had any complaints, sir. We think most of our foes were too embarrassed".
Klingon: "The Empire will update its tactics accordingly".
The goodwill ambassador for the Monstrositrons is brutally kicked in the gonads by the humanoid intruders, who then run.
And because they remind me of Shadows:
Shadow 1: "Welcome to Z'ha'dum. This is the purple statue of chaos. Of chaos, mind you."
Spock: "Curious. I do not see the logic in claiming such significance for a mere ornament"
Shadow 2: "...We picked the wrong guy, didn't we?"
Spock Prime: "Quick, into the convenient plot device cave!"
McCoy: "So that's why you don't put foil in the microwave."
Spock: "I love you, but I hate you."
Bugs: *Angry bug noises*
Spock: "Damn, I was hoping that would work again."
Klingon: "Oh no, I ain't doing the crossover shit again."
Spock: "Indeed, we're still trying to get Scooby-Doo's urine stain out of the carpet."
Crap, did it wrong...shows my captions as belonging to RatBoy's. OK, how do I do it right?
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McCoy: Oh God. Nurse Chaple just beat the hell out of me.
But, if I tell... (whmper) oh god.
Thats all I got
Spock Prime: "Quickly, Jim; this way! And why are you wearing sneakers on an ice planet?"
Kirk: (sotto voce) "I just figured it out, Spock...I don't necessarily need to outrun the monster; just YOU!"
McCoy: "Crap! I'm a doctor, not an engineer! We need Scotty up here to fix Barbarella's orgasmotron!"
Bug #1: "Explanation, please, on why our grubs are unconscious and dripping, you look vastly surprised for a Vulcan, and your zipper is down..."
Bug #2: "Despite the explanation, we're still going to eat your brains when you're done."
Klingon: "You flung feces at Spock but not at me. Explain to me why you are dishonorably discriminating against Klingons in this manner!"
Ape: "Well, you see, it looks to me like you've already had a pile hit your forehead; figured Cornelius over there just beat me to it...look, he's tossing another batch at your warriors now!"
Klingon: "This is just bad convention make-up! Today is a good day to die!"
Ape: "You wouldn't hit an ape with glasses, wouldja?"
There we are; much better.
Kirk (off-screen): Bones? What happen--
Bones: I fell down some stairs!
McCoy: The horror. The horror.
Chapel, OS: Doctor what's happened?
McCoy: I just saw "Two Girls, One Cup".
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