TOS Temporary Caption Contest #5: Love, Hate & The Big River

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Sulu: "Can I get out from under this table?"
Kirk: "No."
Sulu: "But this box is claustrophobic."
Kirk: "No."
Sulu: "Will you stop kicking me up the arse, then?"
Kirk: "No."
Sulu: "Bastard!"

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

<ship's whistle>
Sulu: Captain Kirk. Captain Kirk, please come to the bridge.
Kirk: Look, Bones, it's a little dick in a box.
Sulu: Better than a huge prick in a chair.

 

[jep]

McCoy: "My God Jim, it's insane!! It would have been the equivalent of me trying to repair a warp engine, or Scotty performing open heart surgery on Spock!!

 

[Iowagirl]

Kirk: Goodness gracious me - now I know why that drink's called "Gripper on the Rocks".

 

[ria 75]

McCoy: Why do these captions keep getting dirtier?
Kirk: Rating, Bones, ratings.
Sulu: The thread was beginning to get less views.