TOS Temporary Caption Contest #10: The Big Three

[johcomp]

Kirk (Off Camera): Has anyone seen my Thermos Flask????

 

[Gary7]

Spock: "It is worse than I thought... a chaotic dissonance of imagery, mostly centered around female sexuality. It is indeed a wonder our Captain can make any rational decisions at all."

 

[Gary7]

Kirk: "We're just borrowing the clothes, Officer. You can be sure we'll return them."
Officer: "Taking items without asking permission is what we call 'stealing'--meaning you're breaking the law. I'm going to have to take you gentlemen in."
Spock: "But sir, don't you think you should first deal with that multi-legged creature crawling on your shoulder?"

 

[Mr ATOZ]

Spock: " When you hear the word Enterprise you will remove all your clothing and run around acting like a chicken"

 

[T'Boggan]

McCoy( Starts playing Dualling Banjo's) " 'Chew starin at boy?"

Kirk; Spock what are you doing!?
Spock; Scotty and I are going bowling tonight and I am trying out a new grip.

Kirk. Quick Spock run ...before he discovers these are our real clothes and we stole the uniforms!