TOS five word thingy!!!

stash of ancient Romulan porn

 

in which he saw ridges.

 

He instantly thought of Klingons

 

and potato chips, and oddly

 

enough, flank steaks. "But Vulcans

 

don't eat meat...do they?"

 

An apparition of Surak appeared

 

wagging his finger at Spock.

 

"You are far too logical"

 

Spock protested. "My father was

 

a graduate of Hogwarts. He

 

once flew on a broom

 

which was once considered to

 

quite the fashionable way to

 

travel through space. However it

 

wasn't really the most ideal

 

given the vacuum and all.

 

Deep space had the tendency

 

to suck the life out of

 

just about anything that was