TOS five word thingy!!!

constantly sniffing his hand and

 

noticing that the skin was

 

mottled, then scratching his nose.

 

This led to a green

 

secretion issuing from his nostrils

 

called "the Snotburgers," which were

 

actually a singing group from

 

the New Berlin Colony who

 

were gelatinous lifeforms that had

 

stowed away in the ointment.

 

"Help," they cried in unison.

 

"Hey, it's the Beatles!" said

 

nobody ever while dressed as

 

a hatstand.

Spock sensed that

 

the Snotburgers meant no smarm

 

and really only wanted to

 

hitch a ride to the

 

Psi 2000 scientific base, where

 

he could shower fully clothed

 

have his brain purged of