TOS five word thingy!!!

scrambled eggs - a simple dish -

 

but they'd given him such

 

powerful stomach cramps that he

 

thought the Instrument of Obedience

 

had been applied to his

 

belly by mistake.

Lieutenant Hatfield

 

strolled into Sickbay and saw

 

McCoy reminiscing, a shotgun nearby,

 

and decided to be friendly.

 

"Hey, Doc, it's me, Hat..................cher.

 

Saw ya sittin' here and

 

wondered if there was anything

 

I could do for ya?"

 

McCoy was so drunk that

 

he didn't even recognize Hatfield.

 

"Get Nurse Chapel in here

 

and have her give me

 

something for alcoh.......stomach flu.

 

Now!" Hatfield motioned for Chapel

 

to grab the handcuffs and