TOS five word thingy!!!

The dagger was so sharp

 

it could cut through time

 

and space themselves, creating a

 

rift just big enough for

 

a late 24th century Romulan

 

to fire an experimental weapon

 

into the past and cause

 

the Klingon Empire to collapse

 

long before its time because

 

its time hadn't come yet.

 

The disruption of the timeline

 

went unnoticed by Uhura because

 

her communications earpiece blocked all

 

contact with reality. Trelane though

 

, was able to talk to

 

the Marvelous Magical Burger King

 

via a time warp that

 

a plastic fork had created

 

.

Covered in ketchup, the fork

 

slew all who confronted it