TOS Caption Contest #49: I Have A Bad Feeling About This

[Shatmandu]

Hiya, folks.

Ending early this week, like I said. Taking a little road trip with my beloved family on Saturday.

Great fun this past week. Galleywest's win #3 had me oddly craving popcorn and toast with:

galleywest said:

Spock: "Now where is this 'Great Pumpkin' of which you speak?"

And cooleddie74 gets his second in a row, and sixth overall, while keeping his motor clean with:

cooleddie74 said:

UHURA:"Me?!? No, I didn't take your sheet music to the theme from THE GREATEST AMERICAN HERO."

Always hated that fucking song.

Very fun, both of you.

This week's screencaps are:

Oh, boy . . .

Joe, boy-o



TOS Caption Contest Pantheon of Winners

Laughing Vulcan (2x), jayrath, scottydog (2x), Gertch (2x), Guartho, Tristan, TBonz (2x), Woulfe, terranova, Rat Boy, Battrekker, AlphaTrionTJW, M'Sharak, Galleywest, Outpost4, Quo Vadimus, all y'all, cooleddie74, FishDS9, Nerys Myk and TigerOfDarkness, scottydog (3x) and Rat Boy (2x), Outpost4 (2x) and TBonz (3x), Rat Boy (3x) and commodore64, Rat Boy (4x!) and Noname Given, DeafPoet and The Tone, scottydog (4x!) and Nerys Myk (2x) & Redfern, The Tone (2x) and DrBob and cooleddie74 (2x) and Gertch (3x) and Shatmandu and Outpost4 (3x) and The Laughing Vulcan (3x) and Tharpdevenport and ancient and Woulfe (2x), cakes516 and Adam Ihle, Nerys Myk (3x) and cooleddie74 (3x), Tharpdavenport and Outpost4 (4x), Rat Boy (5x!) and Nerys Myk (4x), The Squire of Gothos and Nerys Myk (5x!), Gertch (4x) and Turbo, scottydog (5x!) and Rat Boy (6!!)and cooleddie74 (4x), Tharpdavenport (2x) and goldbug, The Laughing Vulcan (4x) and The Squire of Gothos (2x), The Squire of Gothos (3x), and galleywest (2x), Adam Ihle (2x) and DrBob(2x), DrBob (3x!) and Classic Fan, Outpost4 (5x!) and Tim M and Gertch (5x!) and DrBob (4x!!), Haggis and Tatties and A Beaker Full Of Death, Adam Ihle (3x!) and Outpost4 (6x!!), Adam Ihle (4x!) and Outpost4 (7x!!), Rat Boy (7x!!) and cooleddie74 (5x), galleywest (3x!) and cooleddie74 (6x!)!

 

[Plum]

... believe it or not, IIIII'mm walking on air...

 

[Shatmandu]

If Black men wrote Trek Slash.

Shatner: "And that's for the fan mail from Cindy in Ann Arbor! And that's for the little drawing from Kevin in Tulsa! And that's for the . . ."

 

[battrekker]

"Will it be the salami on the left, or the salami on the right? Hmm..."

 

[M'Sharak]

Spock eyed the Sticks of Black and Nasty with cool detachment, knowing that...

...they'd be doing this to his synapses as soon as he sparked the first bowl.

 

[Jptrekker]

Not Forked, Not Interested.

 

[T'Bonz]

OK, OK, I'll cancel the "Spock sings Bilbo Baggins" concert.

THAT'S for telling Charles Bronson that I wanted to make it with Jill Ireland.

 

[Gertch]

TBonz said:

OK, OK, I'll cancel the "Spock sings Bilbo Baggins" concert.

A local radio station was playing parts of songs done by actors. Two people actually called up and asked for that song. He played it in it's entirety just to get back at them. He also played one of Shatners.

 

[Shatmandu]

Some quick changes:

Balok Puppet: "I specifically asked for two cut giant, black penises. What kind of pervert do you think I am? You've ruined my birthday!"


And a blank, for your usage:

Giant Penis on Right: "KA-POW!"

Scotty: "I canna' change the laws of physics!"

 

[Gertch]

Shatmandu said:

Giant Penis on Right: "KA-POW!"

More like KA-KA-POO!

 

[Shatmandu]

Moments earlier, Lt. Bailey was put out an airlock: there was only so much room on the Fesarius for officer exchanges.

Scotty: "I'll tell you every single goddamned thing you want'a know: Captain Kirk's quarters number is '3F 127,' on deck five, and . . ."

 

[Guartho]

Spock thought he was sure to win the candy as "Severus Snape" until Scotty came up to him
in the "Aragog" costume he'd engineered.

Naturally Wendy won for her Chewbacca costume.

 

[Shatmandu]

In the TOS-R version of "I, Mudd" aired in Key West, some odd changes were made:

Spock: "I love you. <turns> However, I hate you . . ."
Andre #210: "But I am identical in every way with Andre 27."
Spock: "Yes, of course. That is exactly why I hate you . . ."

Kirk: "Glory-holes are not cheap to repair in a ship's bulkhead, asswipe!"

 

[Holytomato]

first pic:

Spock: "I've seen bigger."
Thing 1 & 2: "Vulcans are small."
Spock: " :raises eyebrow: I am half Human."

second pic:

Kirk: "no no no no Spock. You hit him like...this...ow:"
Spock: "Indead Jim. Let me show you what I have learned. :fzzzt:"
Kirk: "DamnyouSpock...Damn...you...t...o...h...e...ll"

 

[scottydog]

Geordi and Worf starred in Eunuch-fication III.

 

[Rat Boy]

Insult.

Injury.

 

[NathanielM]

Spock: Get those hollow tubes out of my face. You might put someone's eye out with that.

Kirk: And that for being a pointy eared casanova, and that's for being a flirt. And thats for just for looking like the devil!

 

[NathanielM]

Carl Spock: Thanks maaan pass those crack pipes over here.

Kirk: Whose yer bitch... WHOSE Yer Bitch?

Spock: Oh Captain, Beat me... Whip me... you know I like that... Your my Bitch Jim... Morre.... MOOOREE...

 

[The Squire of Gothos]

Spock felt that his dignity would have escaped another caption contest unscathed, if only BBSers outside of the UK had heard of peperami.

 

[Nerys Myk]

Zachary Quinto's first day on set is ruined by a over zealous TOS fanboy shouting "You're not Spock!"