TOS Caption Contest #270: The Immunity Caption

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  1. LeadHead

    LeadHead Director of Comedy Premium Member

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    Hello everyone! Lets go!


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    First up to the plate, we have the "Well, that was inevitable" Award, going to:

    Next, we have the "LINE!" Award, going to:

    Next, we have the "Priorities" Award, going to:

    Next, we have the "Occupado!" Award, going to:

    Next, we have the "Official Engineering Assignments" Award, going to:

    I love it when all the images get tied together well, so this deserves a special award:


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    Many thanks to all who participated and congrats to all of our winners!

    Now, while I'm helping out here and filling in for MANT! I most of the time won't be able to have this start/end on a weekly basis, but I know I won't have any chance along to start/end next weekend, so I'm getting another one started now!

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    Enjoy!
     
  2. LeadHead

    LeadHead Director of Comedy Premium Member

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    McCoy: Prepare her for surgery.

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    McCoy: I know, I need to brush up on a few things.

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    Spock: Doctor, I will not be emotional, but if you call me a Green Blooded anything, I will very logically use my fists.

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    Uhura: Captain, incoming message, the pizza will be about 20 minutes late.
     
  3. Jonas Grumby

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    TFTW, LeadHead!

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  4. Nerys Myk

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    CHAPEL: Good lord, Doctor! Its just a pair of panties. Stop pretending to read her vitals and do something!
     
  5. Jonas Grumby

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  6. Maurice

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    Thanks for the win!


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    KIRK: How did you get those?
    SCOTT: As drunk as I get, you expect me to remember?

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    BONES: Another case of Capellan Crotch Crickets.
    CHAPEL: Her panties...they're moving. Ew.

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    UHURA: Did you say Mr. Scott has Capellan Crotch Crickets?
    KIRK: Yes. Why?
    UHURA: Well, umm...


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    BONES: You did Uhura, too? Dammit. It's a good thing I keep Space Penicillin on me.


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    BONES: Now we just have to find the jerk who gave Scotty the Capellan Crotch Crickets in the first pl...are your pants chirping, Mr. Spock?

    HUMOROUS MUSIC. CUT TO SHIP EXTERIOR. FAE OUT. THE END.
     
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    Chapel: "She wasn't when she came in yesterday for an ingrowing toenail."
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  9. Triskelion

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    TFTW Leadhead!

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    What do you mean, you need more Lite-Brites! There's not a Toys-Я-Us for light years!


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    McCoy: Blair.
    Spock: Jo.
    Kirk: ...Tootie.
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    Kirk: Great - and a corn dog is technically dinner?

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    McCoy: "According to these reading, the patent has wood."
    Chapel: "She has wood?"
    McCoy: "Look at the front of her miniskirt.
    Chapel: "Oh my."

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  14. Jonas Grumby

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    Uhura: "Captain, I've got Richard Simmons on subspace..."
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    McCoy: "Really Jim?"

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    And one for posterity: :)

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  17. Ln X

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