TOS Caption Contest #113 - Good Sheet

[Outpost4]

Hey, what's it doing, getting dark so early? It's only...oh, yeah.

And as this contest always runs by the clock <chortle> it's time to post a new one. Last week's winners were Gertch, with a classic comment on folks, and middyseafort. I can't believe this is middyseafort's first win here. I don't know what I've been smoking, but I'm glad I finally got the good stuff. Congrats, middyseafort. It's about freakin' time.

Spock learned not to take the last donut when humans are around.

Command-gold officer: Yeah, you guys don't look a damn thing like Pine and Urban.
Security-red officer: Imposters!

Next week we have Sulu in a daze and a sheet. The sheet was suggested by Shatmandu. We also have a bonus pic of the Big Three in the '70s.

It will be fun to see who/what is under that sheet.


TOS Caption Contest Pantheon of Winners

26138
A beaker full of death (4x)
Adam Ihle (4x)
AlphaTrionTJW
Alyssa
ancient
Atavachron (2x)
Bad Atom (2x)
Battrekker
brian
cakes516
CaptainJon
Captain Kate (2x)
Classic Fan
commodore64
cooleddie74 (17x)

cultcross
DeafPoet
Defcon (2x)
Diesel Micky Dolenz (10x)
Dohlman
DrBob (8x)
DS9Sega (5x)
EliyahuQeoni (3x)
EnsignHarper
FishDS9
galleywest (4x)
Gertch (20x)

Plus one this time for a total of 21!
goldbug
Guartho
Haggis and Tatties
Hambone (2x)
highlander (2x)
Jackson_Roykirk
J. Allen (2x)
jayrath
John_Picard (2x)
jptrekker
Kahloke
Kegek (2x)
Kirby
KJM
Mallory (4x)
MGagen
middyseafort

First Time Winner!
Mojochi
M'Sharak (9x)
NCC-1701 (6x)
Nerys Myk (19x)

Noname Given (2x)
NTRPRZ
Outpost4 (15x)

Quo Vadimus
Rat Boy (29x)

Redfern
SciFi75 (5x)
scottydog (17x)
Sector 7
Shatmandu (16x)

Sir Rhosis (2x)
Super Grover
T'Bonz (8x)
terranova
Tharpdevenport (3x)
the 4th hanson bro (2x)
The Castellan
The Cutest of Borg (2x)
The Laughing Vulcan (13x)
The Old Mixer
The Squire of Gothos (10x)
The Tone (2x)
TigerOfDarkness (2)
Tim M (3x)
Triskelion (10x)
Tristan
Turbo (2x)
vassa
Woulfe (4x)

Mudd Club

 

[Outpost4]

Kirk: Sulu...come back...anything I can do...
Sulu (whisper): My own ship...
Kirk: Die, asshole.

McCoy: Don't worry, nurse. It was only Leslie. He'll live again.

 

[Outpost4]

It was a fun day at the office when the guys discovered Majel's diary.

 

[The Squire of Gothos]

Chapel: Doctor, you could try a little CPR for once instead of just showing up and declaring "He's Dead Jim".

 

[The Squire of Gothos]

Kirk: He's dead and I don't think he told his family. Just hold him like that Yeoman and I'll fetch a camera, we owe his parents that much.

 

[Mallory]

McCoy: Damn it Christine! How many times have I told you NOT to make up the bed while the patient is still in it?

 

[Gertch]

Last week's winners were Gertch,

With such a bumper crop last week I'm humbled and thank you for the win! Congrats to middyseafort.

"It's okay. He does this every time a woman touches him."

"I think we've got an Eater Christine."
"I am feeling a bit peckish. No NO I can't. She was my mother."

Nimoy: "... hehe and Gene goes on to predict that by the year 2000 we'll have flying cars and vinyl wont be the main music medium."

 

[Outpost4]

Kirk: Get Dr. McCoy at once, ensign, and tell him it's that damn fever he caught in Vietnam while with John Wayne.

 

[Outpost4]

McCoy: Yes, nurse, it is the captain's log.

 

[Gertch]

Chapel: "Rigor has set in doctor."
McCoy: "And how exactly do you know that?"
Chapel: "His fingers are sticking out on this side and I got too close. Can you come back in 10 minutes?"

 

[Shatmandu]

Moments earlier, Kirk had announced Starfleet's orders: a full, thrusting attack on the Butte Pirates of Episilon Four.

McCoy: "Shit. It's over."
Chapel: "You did the best you could, Doctor."
McCoy: "Yep. Well, I'm off for tacos. See you tomorrow ..."

K/S slash was amusing, at first ...

McCoY: "I'll tell you one thing, James T. Kirk died as he lived ..."

 

[Rat Boy]

Kirk: "Well, smelling salts aren't doing the trick. What's left?"

Yeoman: *whisper*

Kirk: "TEA BAGGING?!"

McCoy: "You know, I hear Ensign Bernie has a nice place in Florida..."

Everyone was glad when Koenig wasn't brough in for TAS.

 

[Gil T.Azell]

Yomen: "Honest Captain all I said was 'Hikaru' I'm not a drag queen, and he just passed out"

McCoy: "Well dam he's deader than a Mississippi road kill"
Chapel: "You want me to prep him for the galley sir? "
McCoy: "May as well, they're running low on Soylent Green this week."

All thinking: 'Boy are the fans going to hack this episode'

 

[Shatmandu]

Kirk: "Hikaru ... if you're dead, I hope you destroyed a certain tape made on a certain night with a certain friend ..."

McCoy: "When Charlie X tells you to go fuck yourself, you go fuck yourself."

Nimoy: "'Night of the Lepus'? What kind of asswipe would agree to do a stinking piece of shit like that?"

McCoy, sighing: "I'll be in my quarters the rest of the day."
Chapel: "I'll ... stay a bit."

 

[scottydog]

Kirk: "Sulu, why aren't you at your post?"

Sulu: "A bit closer, Captain, and YOU will most certainly be at my post."

 

[Shatmandu]

Director: "Cut, cut. Can we fix it so the mannequin won't fall off the chair?"

 

[Nerys Myk]

YEOMAN: So, does this mean there is an opening in the Token Asian Dept?

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

My first win! Yippie! Thanks! Congrats also to Gertch!

Kirk: Well, I only do this with the ladies... but what the hell, Yeoman, gotta try things at least once in life.

Chapel: Doctor, what happened to Sulu?
McCoy: Space Herpes.
Chapel: The Captain?
McCoy: Yep.

Leonard Nimoy and William Shatner provide back-up on Deforest Kelley's album, I'm A Crooner, Not A Doctor.

 

[Rat Boy]

Shatner: "Oh dear. George must have been reading Tim Hardaway's blog again."

 

[Nerys Myk]

MCCOY: Took me all day to wrap it, I hope Jim likes his present.

CHAPEL: I don't think this is what the Captain meant when he said he'd to get a Yeoman for Christmas.