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TOS Border Dogs - 1: "The Merlin"

TheLoneRedshirt

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Introduction

Border Dogs is a TOS-era series set in Earth year 2260 and following. The series focuses on Commander Silas "Sonny" Parker, CO of the Border Cutter USS Merlin. The story will be presented in noir style - first person from Parker's perspective. (Thing "The Maltese Falcon" or the "Mike Hammer Mysteries.)

The cutter is a Kestral - class refit. Here's a link to the Starfleet Museum page to see and learn more about the Merlin: Starfleet Museum - Kestral Class

I hope you enjoy this foray into the 23rd century. As always, your comments and constructive criticism are welcome!

Chapter One

Most folks consider the Borderlands to be the armpit of the Alpha quadrant. Me, I tend to think of a different part of the anatomy. It’s an interesting sector, to be sure. Klingons, Orions, the Federation, all vying for the same stretch of the cosmos. My job is to help keep the peace, rescue the wayward spacer, and stem the flow of illicit materials. I’m Silas Parker, commanding officer of the Starfleet Border Cutter Merlin. My friends and family call me “Sonny.” Don’t ask why. I’m a fifth generation Centauran, which basically, that means I’m shorter than average for a human but a hell of a lot stronger. Growing up on a planet with 1.8 g’s will do that for you. Anyway, this is my story of life as a Border Dog on a cramped and smelly cutter.

It began on a Tuesday in June of 2260 as I recall. I was still a lieutenant commander, serving as head of the refueling depot at Starbase 17. Not a particularly exciting assignment, but considering how I had squeaked through a court-martial six months earlier, I couldn’t complain. The court martial? Well, there was this small matter of shooting my former captain with a phaser. More about that later.

As I said, I was in my office on Starbase 17, having my second cup of coffee (black) and reviewing data slates with delivery schedules of deuterium, dilithium and anti-matter bottles to various and sundry starships. Nasty materials, but necessary if you want to break the speed of light. My job was to make sure they were distributed to ships in a safe and timely manner. A fairly important task, but as I said, not terribly exciting.

I was frowning over a report stating that the USS Exeter needed to purge its deuterium tanks, when the comm screen beeped and the face of a bored-looking Andorian Commander appeared.

“Commander Parker?” asked the Andorian.

“That’s right. What can I do for you commander?” I expected a complaint about a late fuel delivery. Andorians were sticklers for punctuality.

“I am V’taavash, aide to Admiral Prudhomme. The admiral would like to see you at your earliest convenience.”

I may not have graduated at the top of the class at Star Fleet Academy, but I was smart enough to know that when an admiral said, “earliest convenience” that meant right now! I got directions to the admiral’s office, signed off, straightened my tunic and headed for flag country.

Starbase 17 is one of the larger bases, almost like a city in space. My little office is located in the “bottom” while most of the important offices were near the top of the mushroom shaped starbase. I say most, because Admiral Prudhomme’s was only three levels above mine. I wondered about this as I also wondered why I was being summoned. I didn’t know the admiral, in fact I had never heard of him. Being summoned before an admiral was usually either very good news or very bad. Considering my luck over the past two years, I was not particularly optimistic.

The turbo lift deposited me on level 26, a non-descript corridor no different than dozens of others. I made my way until I found the designated office. A small sign read, “Vice Admiral Vincent D. Prudhomme – Sector Commander, Starfleet Border Service.”

Inside, I found the Andorian commander sitting behind a desk. He rose, face impassive, and simply gestured to another door behind him. “The admiral will see you now, Commander Parker.”

“Thanks,” I said, and went in the designated door.

Only twice before in my career had I been in an admiral’s office. Both times I was impressed by spaciousness, nice views from large viewports, plush carpet, etc. This time I was surprised to enter a somewhat dark and cramped office with no viewport. The carpet was the same as in the corridor and looked liked it needed to be replaced. Furnishings were minimal and there were few pictures, scant decorations, and no framed citations. A dusty model of an old Paris – class light cruiser, the USS Port Lowell sat forlornly on a small shelf. For furniture, there was only a desk and two chairs. One was occupied by a barrel-chested man with close-cropped grey hair, dark bushy eyebrows and steel gray eyes. The gold braid on his grey uniform tunic indicated the rank of rear admiral. The admiral stood abruptly and thrust out his hand. I took it reflexively and he spoke.

“Prudhomme!” he barked. “Have a seat Commander Parker.”

I took the other chair and the admiral settled into his own chair which creaked dangerously under his weight. He leaned back and looked at me appraisingly. Producing a data slate from somewhere, he began to scroll through it, grunting to himself from time to time. I said nothing and tried not to sweat. He finally spoke.

“Graduated 47th in your class from the academy. . . Received high marks on the Kobayashi Maru scenario . . . Served on the Osprey, the Farragut, then the Gettysburg where you received several commendations as second officer. . . Served on the destroyer, Saladin, as executive officer until you shot the captain with a phaser . . .” Prudhomme looked up with a raised eyebrow.

“Yes sir. He wanted us to fire on a civilian Caitian ship he claimed harbored Kzinti soldiers. . . The phaser was set on stun,” I added as an afterthought.

Prudhomme grunted and looked back at the slate. “Too bad,” he rumbled. “You should have vaporized the S.O.B.”

I managed to refrain from comment, although, truthfully, I agreed with the admiral. Captain Dennison had gone around the bend during our recent unpleasantness with the Kzin and nearly murdered a shipful of innocent Caitian felinoids. I managed to stop him and spent a year trying to save my career (and avoid incarceration) while he went quietly into “retirement,” raising flowers or whatever lunatics do. Even though I was eventually acquitted, I pretty much knew my shot at commanding a ship was gone. The powers that be considered me “damaged goods.” I briefly considered resigning but quitting is not in my nature. Besides, with the losses from the four-year’s war with the Klingons and the skirmishes with the Kzin, Starfleet had issued a stop-loss order, so for the short-term, no one was allowed to retire or resign. Unless, of course, you went nuts like Dennison.

Prudhomme interrupted my thoughts. “Okay Parker, here’s the deal. I’m giving you two choices. You can stay here and spend the rest of your career pumping deuterium, or you can take command of a border cutter.”

I thought I had misunderstood the admiral, because I uttered a pithy, “Beg pardon?”

“Parker, you are being promoted to full commander. You will assume command of the cutter USS Merlin as soon as you can shag your way out to Star Station Echo. The Merlin is based there as part of the Seventh Border Service Squadron.”

The admiral tossed a data square to me. “Read this on your way out there. It will explain your orders, tell you a little about the Merlin, and lists the ship’s crew - such as it is. It’s kind of a mixed lot, commander, but these days we in the Border Service take who we can get.” He paused, realizing how that sounded. “No offense.”

I wasn’t offended. Just the thought that I was actually being offered a command seemed surreal. But, always one to look a gift horse in the mouth, I asked, “Admiral, why me?”

Prudhomme leaned forward and clasped two meaty hands together on the desk. “Fair enough question, Parker. One, the Klingons are building up ship strength along the border. Two, the Orions are getting bolder with their smuggling and piracy operations. Three, you’ve served on a Kestral - class ship and are familiar with its operation. Four, you had the guts to make a very difficult call in a dangerous situation and you were willing to face the consequences. We admirals like to call that ‘command material’ and you’ve got it.”

“Thank you sir,” I said.

“Don’t thank me yet, Parker. You haven’t met your crew. Now, there’s a runabaout, the Hudson, leaving for Star Station Echo in about three hours. Be on it.”

I managed to get my gear together, turn the fueling job over to a flustered Lt. Commander Fran deQueen, and make it on board the Hudson with a little time to spare. The Hudson was an elderly Progress - class runabout that had seen hard use as a courier and transport during the war with the Klingons. She had a definite vibration as we left the starbase on impulse and by the strained noises, I wondered if she’d explode before reaching warp. After much creaking and shaking, we finally reached warp 3 and the flight smoothed out considerably. Our pilot, a very young looking lieutenant, said it would be a three day journey. Fortunately, the Hudson was fitted with private, if cramped, compartments that smelled faintly of peanut butter. Settled in with my boots off, I inserted the data square into the computer terminal and began to read.

I learned that the USS Merlin (Naval Construction Contract 1439) was built in Earth year 2224 at the Andor Ship Yards. Originally built as a light cruiser, she had seen considerable action along with her sister ships over the past 36 years. The Kestral - class lost favor with the admiralty after newer, faster ships, such as the Saladin – class destroyers entered the service. Most of the Kestrals were relegated to second tier duty as escorts, couriers, or worse – transferred to the Border Service where they were refitted as cutters.

The orders sure seemed simple, if mundane. Border patrol duty! Oh well, it beat shuttling anti-matter around. I scrolled further to learn of the ship’s crew. The first officer was a Lieutenant Sharlon Brooks Erdon, of Chicago, Earth. Lt. Erdon had, herself, survived a general court martial after being charged with conduct unbecoming an officer. Nice to know I shared something in common with my new exec. I studied her picture. She was quite a beauty – dusky skin with emerald green eyes and wavy dark hair. I decided to move down the list. Having lustful thoughts about one’s first officer is generally frowned upon.

The ship’s engineer was a CPO named Dursk, a Rigellian. At least he hadn’t been court-martialed, although he was definitely a regular in the star station’s brig for brawling and public drunkenness. I hoped he was sober on duty. He was definitely not a beauty. He had a shaved head, deep-set eyes, and a nose that looked to have been broken often. Dursk didn’t so much have a neck as his shoulder muscles seemed to crowd up to the base of his skull. Not the sort you’d want to run into in a dark alley without a charged pulse rifle.

The Merlin was too small to rate a doctor or even a nurse-practitioner. Instead, there was a Pharmacist’s Mate, 1st class, a skinny looking kid with big ears and a prominent adam’s apple named Brody Delegal, although according to the record, everyone called him “Mutt.” I wasn’t sure I wanted to know why.

At least the helmsman had a clean record. He should, considering that he was fresh out of the academy. Ensign Morgan Bateson – I wonder who he pissed off to get stuck on this ship. He was a handsome fellow with wavy brown hair, blue eyes and a roguish grin. Maybe he graduated last in his class.

It was beginning to hit me that this was no dream assignment. I’d been told that the Border Service was usually the last refuge of scoundrels, misfits and ne’er-do-wells. Now I was going to command a ship full of “Border Dogs” as we called them in the regular fleet. It was going to be my job to turn them into a functioning crew policing the Borderlands between Federation, Klingon and Orion space. Oh, boy.

On the third day of the trip out to Star Station Echo, we actually had a little excitement. I had gone over the rest of the crew listing (at least, what was there), had done some sleeping, sent messages to family and friends about my new assignment and promotion, and was about ready to pull rank on Lt. Baby face for some left-seat time at the controls when the red alert klaxon began to sound. I was more excited than nervous as I bounded out of my cabin and headed for the flight deck. The deck swayed as the Hudson began a series of evasive maneuvers that stressed the inertial dampeners. I soon reached the flight deck in time to see a burst of focused energy flare to our port side.

“Status report!” I barked. Sure, I knew I wasn’t technically in command of the small vessel, but I planned to get some mileage out of the new commander’s stripes on my sleeve.

Lt. Baby-face and Ensign Smiley did not glance back at me. The ensign replied, “We’ve got an Orion spinner checking us out. It’s pretty common on this run. They scout around for the bigger Orion corvettes and sniff out easy targets.”

“Are we an easy target?” I asked dryly.

Ensign Smiley’s grin got bigger. “Not hardly, sir. Torpedoes locked. Firing one and two!”

The runabout shook slightly as two fusion torpedoes shot out of the weapons pod strapped on the dorsal hull. I thanked whoever came up with that neat little add-on. The torpedoes tracked true and shortly the darkness of space was lit up by two explosions.

“Direct hit!” said Smiley. He checked his board. “They’re dead in space – their warp drive is heavily damaged. Looks like they’re leaking atmo too.”

“Survivors?” I asked. Smiley looked at me uncertainly. “Ummm. Yes sir, six life signs. You . . . don’t want us to pick them up, do you sir?”

“We don’t have a brig or a security detail. Any starships in the vicinity?”

Lt. Baby-face finally spoke, “Probably not sir, but we can check. The thing is, their main ship will probably get here before anyone else can and . . .”

I got the picture. “Never mind, then. What’s our ETA to the star station?”
Smiley answered, “Two hours, forty-five minutes.”

“Great! I’ll get my stuff squared away. By the way, nice job of handling that run-in.”

Ensign Smiley grinned broadly. “All in a day’s work, commander.”

True to his word, we were on final approach to the station in two and one half hours. My first glimpse of the station revealed that Star Station Echo was still a work in progress. Construction pods zipped around the station and there were noticeable gaps in the hull plates. I watched in fascination as a huge panel was moved into position by several work bees and floating workers in EVA suits. Dangerous work, if you asked me.

We came to a surprisingly smooth landing in a good size hangar bay. Various craft were parked here and there, both Starfleet and civilian in make and design. I grabbed my gear, thanked Lt. Baby-face and Ensign Smiley and headed into the station to meet my new boss, Commodore Bridgette Paski, commander of Border Service Squadron 7.

* * *
 
Assigned to a beaten down cutter, with a crew full of misfits: A Rigellian with no neck, but lots of attitude, a Pharmacist's Mate named Mutt, and a first officer built like a brick...house--just another day at the office...

And Morgan Bateson starts his...convoluted...career in Starfleet.

You've done a good job capturing something of a noir feel here...first person perspective can be a tricky proposition and you've handled it well.

I have a feeling this is going to be a wild ride.
 
TOS era AND first-person narrative?

Well that's two elements we haven't seen much on this board. I also happen to love both so I'm really looking forward to this.

I guess you really found your niche with the whole Border Service thing. My only minor point of criticism so far is that this didn't distinctly feel like TOS. If you hadn't told us at the start it could have easily passed for post-Dominion. I suspect this is because of the first-person narrative which doesn't allow as much detail as standard prose.

No matter. I'm sure you'll be able to find the right balance as you continue to post this. I am very excited.

And ... do I smell a Lexington crossover here? The potential is there ...

Awesome!
 
Thanks! Writing in the first-person is a challenge, but I find it to be fun. We'll see how it works over the long-haul.

As to a Lexington crossover, we're a few years before Commodore Wesley takes command of the Lex. However, there may be a Captain Robert Wesley cameo in the future. :D

Chapter 2

The unfinished nature of Star Station Echo extended to its interior as well. Apparently, directional signage was not high on the priority list, so I had to ask several times for directions before finally finding the commodore’s office. A temporary sign read, “7th Border Service Squadron, Commodore B. Paski.” I shouldered my duffle bag and entered.

The waiting room for the commodore’s office was nicer than Admiral Prudhomme’s back on Starbase 17. Everything looked new and even smelled new. I suppose the yeoman seated at the desk probably smelled new, too, but I wasn’t going to test that hypothesis.

“I’m Commander Silas Parker, reporting in,” I said in my most practiced, non-chalant command voice. Inside, the butterflies were doing acrobatics. I was reporting for my first command! I hoped nothing was hanging from my nose.

The yeoman smiled. “Welcome, commander. Commodore Paski will be with you in a moment. Would you like some coffee while you wait?”

I accepted the coffee (black), grateful to have something to do while I waited. I gazed around the anteroom. There were paintings of starscapes and alien landscapes on the wall. I walked over to inspect a model of a Kestral – class ship, just like the one I was about to command. I liked the ships, they were fast, tough and had pretty good fire-power. Of course, they were cramped, noisy, and tended to have quirky computer systems. All part of the charm, of course. I picked up the model for a closer inspection. The support base fell off, of course, breaking when it hit the deck.

I managed to pick up the pieces of the base without spilling my coffee and was trying to get the small model to balance on the shelf when I became aware of another presence standing by me.

Commodore Paski was in her mid-fifties, a handsome woman I must say. She had collar length sandy brown hair and brown eyes that seemed to regard me with amusement. That was probably a good thing, seeing as how I had managed to vandalize her office the first five minutes there.

“Yeoman, if you’d be so kind as to fix this model again, I’d like to meet with Commander Parker.” She smiled at me and gestured toward her office.

Her inner office said “flag country” loud and clear. There was a large viewport with a spectacular view of the stars and a pock-marked moon as well as several ships of various types. The carpet in here was thicker and the chair was very comfortable. She settled behind her desk and smiled at me. “Welcome to the 7th Border Service Squadron, commander. I’m sure you’re anxious to get to your ship, but there are a few things I need to discuss with you first.”

“Yes ma’am.” I figured that to be the safest and smartest response.

“You’ve been in the regular fleet for, what? Almost 20 years now. I’m sure you’ve heard every story about how the Border Service is a dead-end, the last resort for losers and trouble-makers.”

I feigned a shocked expression, which I’m sure failed. “No ma’am!”

“You don’t have to bullshit me, commander. The sad truth is, the reputation is not entirely undeserved. We have a few ships and a few of our captains that are probably as involved in smuggling and piracy as the Orions. And we do have our share of troublemakers. But that’s not true of the whole service, Parker. I expect you to command a cutter and build an effective crew. I already know you can handle the rest of the job.”

I decided to creep out on a limb. “And just what is the rest of the job, ma’am?”

She turned in her chair slightly and gestured to the stars outside the viewport. “Patrolling the Borderlands, mostly. Of course, that involves interdiction of pirates and smugglers, search and rescue, playing ‘chicken’ with Klingons, and a few other odd jobs with which we’ve been tasked.” She turned around and gave me a pretty hard stare. “But building a crew you can command, that’s job one.”

Time to go all the way out on the limb, I thought. “Commodore, what’s wrong with Merlin’s crew? I read the personnel manifest and was struck by how little it actually told me, except for the occasional court martial and bar-room fight.”

Paski smiled and nodded as if a somewhat slow child had answered a question correctly. “Unfortunately, Merlin has a reputation as a troubled ship. It’s no secret that the CO you’re relieving has a severe drinking problem and struggles with depression. He’s heading for TDY desk duty on Earth until the stop-loss orders expire when he’ll get his walking papers. Your exec, Lt. Erdon is a very capable officer. She also carries a big chip on her shoulder and has trouble with authority figures. I happen to know, but cannot yet prove, that some of the crew are involved in the Orion black market and have smuggled illegal items on that cutter. In short, commander, you’re inheriting a dysfunctional, unhappy crew.”

Part of me was thinking that loading deuterium hadn’t been all that bad, but the stubborn part of Mrs. Parker’s favorite son liked the idea of a challenge. I’d worked with a few hard cases before and had managed to turn some of them around. A question popped out of my mouth before my brain had a chance to catch it and wrestle it to the ground. “So, commodore, am I just another loser commander given a loser ship, or do you really expect that Merlin can be turned into a valuable asset rather than a collection of assholes?”

To my surprise and relief, Commodore Paski laughed. “Damn, commander, you’ve got spunk! Good! You’ll need it on the Merlin. To answer your question, yes, I do expect you to turn that crew around. I need that ship, Parker, and I need it functioning. You’ll get a lot of leeway from me, but I do expect results, or I’ll go hunting for another CO. Are we clear?” She fixed me with a stare that would make a Klingon whimper.

I swallowed, “Yes ma’am. Perfectly clear.”

* * *

After leaving the Commodore’s office, I headed off to find my ship. Once more, I had to ask for directions. I finally made my way to the docking ring and Berth 8 where I had my first glimpse of the Merlin through a large view port.

I was very familiar with Kestral-class ships. My first assignment on the Osprey gave me intimate knowledge with the quirky little vessels. Merlin shared the somewhat odd looking Andorian designed hull as her sister ships – something of a cross between a boomerang and a battle ax. Twin warp nacelles were faired into the outer wing areas and a stubby engineering “tail” trailed aft. I have to admit, it was both a proud and nostalgic moment. Call me sentimental, but I liked the old Kestrals and I was like a kid at Christmas seeing Merlin in her gray paint, black registry and glowing running lights.

I hoisted up my duffel bag and walked to the gangway which connected the station to the ship’s airlock. As I approached the ship, I saw a crewman leaning against the curved wall of the gangway, arms folded and snoring softly. As I neared him, I noticed a small trickle of saliva flowing from the corner of his mouth. Time to wake crewman Sleepy. I cleared my throat.

Sleepy frowned and smacked his lips before he opened his eyes. At first, he seemed to have difficulty focusing on me. He rubbed his eyes, yawned exapnsively, then opened his eyes again. His eyes quickly widened as he saw the braid on my sleeve and the expression on my face. These commander stripes were going to be fun!

“Oh, shit! Sorry sir – I was just resting my eyes.” Crewman Sleepy was in full cover-his-ass mode.

“You’ve got a little . . .” I gestured to the slobber on the side of his face. Sleepy rubbed his face quickly with the sleeve of his grey tunic. “Yeah, that got it. What’s your name, son?” I decided on the fatherly approach for now. Plenty of time for ass-chewing later.

Sleepy hesitated, appearing to consider making up a name. Finally he said, “Farmingham, sir. Crewman 2nd Class Josiah Farmingham. Most everyone calls me ‘Farm-boy.’” He flashed a grin I’m sure he hoped would be endearing. It wasn’t.

“Well, Crewman Farmingham, I’m Commander Parker, your new captain. Permission to come aboard?”

Farmingham seemed to consider the question for a moment, a frown of puzzlement on his face. “Uh, you’re asking me? . . .”

Being in a good mood, I didn’t get in his face and malign his ancestry back to the stone age. Instead, I offered a tolerant smile. “It’s a naval custom, crewman. Someone who is authorized to come on board asks permission. You say – ‘Granted.’ A ‘welcome aboard’ would not be inappropriate.”

Farm-boy nodded as this information made the rounds in the gray matter occupying the space between his ears. I could almost see the lights flicker on when he finally said, “Granted! Welcome aboard!” His pride was palpable. I patted him on the shoulder.

“That’s good, son. Now, tell me where I can find Captain Treadway.”

At the mention of his out-going CO, Farm-boy’s face fell again. “Um, sorry sir, but the captain is in his quarters and left orders he’s not to be disturbed. He’s in-deposed.”

“Indisposed,” I said automatically. Where did they find this kid? I was amazed he had enough brain-power to move around. “Never mind, I’ll find him.” I was about to turn away when a thought struck me. “Say Farmingham, what’s your duty station on this ship?”

“Environmental control and waste disposal!” he said with sincere pride.

“Ah,” I said. Dear God! I thought, as I headed into the ship.

* * *

The first thing I noticed as I stepped through the airlock and into the Merlin was the smell. It took a moment, but I realized it smelled almost exactly like the locker room in my old high school gym . My mind conjured the image of someone leaping from a doorway and snapping me with a towel. I made a mental (and nasal) note to address the smell ASAP. But first, I needed to meet the current CO and give him the bum’s rush off of my ship!

I hopped on a rather compact turbo-lift car and announced, “Deck two.” The lift rose with a noticeable vibration before halting at its destination. The double doors opened and I stepped out onto the deck containing the officers’ quarters. At least it smelled better here. A brief walk around the narrow, curving corridor brought me to the CO’s cabin. A small sign by the door read, “Commander Harlin Q. Treadway, Commanding Officer.” I pressed the enunciator and waited. A slurred voice answered, “Go ‘way!”

So much for niceties. I beat my fist against the door. “Captain Treadway? It’s Silas Parker, your replacement. Open up!

At first, I thought Treadway was going to ignore me, but then I heard him moving around. Something clunked to the deck and Treadway began muttering a few curses. The door opened and the haggard face of Captain Treadway appeared. His eyes were blood shot and his skin had an unhealthy yellow tinge. “So. You’re Parker.” I tried not to wince as his breath hit me full force. It made me long for the locker room smell on deck four. Treadway staggered back and gestured for me to enter with an exaggerated flourish. “Come on in. Hell, they’re your quarters now.”

I entered the compact cabin which was filled with storage containers and Treadway’s duffle bag. At least he had packed. On the desk in the anteroom stood a half-empty bottle containing an amber liquid. The atmosphere in the room was positively flammable. Time to be charming I thought. “Nice cabin.”

Treadway emitted a short, barking laugh. “You don’t have t’ bullshit me, commander. We both know I’m a lush.” He walked unsteadily to the desk and downed a swallow straight from the bottle. He took the bottle and looked at me. “Y’know, I didn’t even drink before I took command of this ship. Had a clean record, too.” He snorted and looked around with a glazed expression. “This ship, these . . . people. They did this to me, understand? Ruined me, that’s what they did.”

Treadway seemed to lose energy and sat down heavily in the desk chair. I was having unpleasant memories of Captain “Looney-Tunes” Dennison, so I decided I wasn’t going to listen to this loser’s ravings.

“Okay, Treadway, here’s the deal. I’m going to walk out of this cabin and take a tour around the ship. When I come back in an hour, I want you and your gear gone. If you haven’t left the ship by then, I’ll throw your sorry ass off myself.”

Treadway seemed to sober up under my threat. I think he was going to object, until he noticed that my arms were probably twice the size of his. He may have been drunk, but he wasn’t crazy. “Yeah, right. I’m about to leave.” He waved his hand at me in surrender. I turned and left the cabin.

Part of me felt sick over what I just witnessed. Another part of me simply didn’t care. Treadway had drunk his way out of command. His choice – his consequences. Now it was my job to clean up the mess he made, and I don’t just mean the cabin. I re-entered the lift and said, “Bridge.”

* * *
 
Well, one thing's for sure, this ain't no plush Connie! :) Parker's got his work cut out for him here. The first person is still working--nice bit with the yeoman--there's nothing quite like that fresh new yeoman smell... ;)

The former captain made into a lush by his crew...and a Crewman Farmboy who should be shoveling manure in a stable...

Good times ahead... :)
 
Mister LonleyRedShirt, sir. If I may be so bold. I have followed and appreciated and lauded your Bluefin tales. They have been wonderful. But, again, if I may be so bold, give it up. They were great, but they were nothing compared to this.

You've found "your voice."

Again, not that your Bluefin stories weren't wonderful and wonderfully told. They most certainly were.

But this ...? This is genius.

Seriously.

I've long been a fan of the noir novel and film, not to mention my obvious Trek addiction.

And I have to say, even given the rather timid forays into the genre that we've seen on screen thus far (I'm thinking a bit of TNG and a bit more of DS9), they do not compare. Not by a longshot.

There's a lot of Trek lit (published) and a lot more Trek fanfic that I've become a great fan of, but these 2 chapters have absolutely blown my socks off.

You've just "got it": the perfect melding of Trek and first person noir. I would have never thought it possible. Hell, I wouldn't have even thought of the melding in the first place. But, you've done it, and you've done it incredibly well.

Please sir, may I have some more?

:angel:

:thumbsup:
 
David, the Merlin is definitely no Connie. Heck, she's not even an Albacore! :lol:

TrekkieMonster, Wow, I'm blushing! :o It remains to be seen if I can do justice to a noir series for the long-haul. And I can't abandon my beloved Bluefin! :D

Seriously, thanks for the very nice comments. I'm glad you're enjoying it.



Chapter 3

The Merlin’s bridge did not smell like a locker room or a bar. It smelled worse.

I stepped off the lift into a cloud of pungent smoke and the smell of burning transtators and polymers. Alarmed, I shouted, “What the hell is going on?”

“Who the frak wants to know?” shouted a pair of legs clad in black uniform trousers extended from the center console. I walked over, fanning the smoke from my face and restraining the urge to cough. “I’m Silas Parker. Your new captain.”

“About time!” shouted the pair of legs. “Hand me a number four hyper-spanner, will ya?” The voice was definitely feminine. Even muffled, it had a pleasant lilt.

I blinked, partly to clear my eyes of smoke, and partly at amazement at the gall of whoever owned the legs. Still, I could see that work was in progress, so I looked around, saw a roll of tools on top of the OPs console and found the number four spanner. Squatting down I handed the hyper spanner under the console. “Here you go.”

A rather lovely hand with tapered fingers appeared from under the console and grasped the spanner. “Thanks!” came the muffled voice as the hand disappeared.

“And you would be? . . .” I cajoled.

“Busy at the moment. Hand me the flux torch.”

I obliged and passed the small instrument to the hand. A moment later, the bright flash of the torch illuminated the area under the console. “If you can multi-task, do you mind telling me your name?” I managed to keep most of the sarcasm from my voice.

“Lieutenant Sharlon Erdon. I’m your XO. I prefer to be called Brooks.”

“Why do you want to be called Brooks?”

“It’s my middle name. I don’t like Sharlon – it’s my great aunt’s name and she’s a royal bitch.”

I filed this tidbit away. “Well, Brooks, do you mind telling me what you’re doing?”

“Fixing this besotted OPs board. It’s been replaced twice and has the nasty habit of failing when we go to warp. And don’t get me started on the frakkin’ computer interface for the sensors!”

That sounded like sage advice to me. I thought it might be time to regain my balance a bit. “Lieutenant, I’d like to get a full report on all of the ship’s shortcomings from you – later. Right now I was wondering if you could introduce me to the department heads.”

Lt. Erdon finally slid out from underneath the console. I resisted the urge to ogle. The XO had stripped out of her tunic and was wearing a form-fitting black sleeveless T-shirt that accentuated her chest in spectacular fashion. She was nearly as tall as me, muscular but not overly so. Her dark, wavy hair was cut in a practical but attractive short style that framed her face nicely. In short, the XO was drop-dead gorgeous. I hoped my face wasn’t turning red.

The XO smiled, revealing a set of perfect white teeth. Her emerald green eyes seemed to twinkle. How does she do that? I wondered. She grabbed her gray tunic off the back of a chair and wiped a sheen of perspiration from her face, then offered her hand in greeting. I took her hand, impressed by her firm grip. I returned the pressure, but not too much. I have managed to break a few hands in my day. She seemed to give me an appraising look and nodded her head.

“You look better in person. Your personnel photo makes you look constipated.”

Apparently tact was not one of the XO's strong points. “Are you always this reticent, lieutenant?”

“Just wait ‘til you get to know me. Let me give you the nickel tour.” She tugged the tunic over her head and over her well-formed torso. Okay, I did watch, but she was putting it on, not taking it off. Get over it.

Lt. Erdon went to the environmental control station and toggled a switch. Exhaust fans came on and the smoke began to clear somewhat. I looked around at the familiar layout of the Merlin’s bridge. Like most modern starships, it had a round bridge with a central command chair. There were fewer stations than were on the Saladin but enough to get the job done. The central viewer was dark, except for some flashing text running across the bottom of the screen. Erdon must have caught my raised eyebrow.

“We’re running a level 4 diagnostics on all the computer systems. The Daystrom Mark 3 core has been a royal pain in the ass ever since it was installed. This is the fourth software upgrade this year.”

I frowned at that news. “What kinds of problems have you had?”

She shrugged. “Everything from minor glitches and soft re-boots to a total system failure. That happened two weeks ago and we had to get towed back in. Good thing the back-up comm-system was working or . . . well, let’s just say you would have lost your command and we would have frozen our asses off.”

That bit of news concerned me. The computer core is vital to a ship’s operation. A total system failure means that a ship may die, the crew included. I added another concern to my growing list. “I served on the Osprey years ago, lieutenant, so you don’t need to show me everything. Let’s just hit the highlights.”

An amused expression crossed her face. “Then let’s start in engineering.”

“Lead on, XO.” I followed her onto the lift.

“Engineering,” she said. The turbo-lift car descended a moment, and then moved horizontally aft, toward engineering.

“So, my file picture is that bad, huh?” I had to know.

She gave me a pitying look. “Oh yeah. Haven’t you seen it?”

Honestly I couldn’t remember whether I had or not. For that matter, I couldn’t remember the last time it was updated. Must have been when I first went on board the Saladin, four years earlier. For Erdon’s benefit, I shook my head. Time to change the subject.

“Lieutenant, Commodore Paski told me she has reason to believe that some of the Merlin’s crew is involved in the Orion black market.” I watched for a reaction.

Lt. Erdon didn’t get defensive with me. She gave me a sort of sad look and blew a lock of hair out of her face. Finally she nodded. “Yes, I believe that’s true,” she said.

“Any idea who’s involved,” I asked.

“Ideas? Plenty. Proof? None that would hold up.” She stared directly into my eyes. Good God, she has beautiful eyes! “Captain, are you just making conversation or do you want to do something about it?”

“You do cut to the chase, don’t you? Okay, that deserves an answer. Yes, lieutenant, I plan on doing something about it. My first priority is to get this crew straightened out. I’ve heard the sad tale about Captain Treadway and just had the misfortune of meeting the man.” Oops, that was a bit too blunt. Erdon didn’t seem offended, however, so I pressed on. “I’ve read the personnel files on most of the crew, including yours. You seem to have your act together and you’ve managed to impress the commodore. But most of the crew seems to be a collection of misfits and trouble-makers. I don’t care how long it takes, I will weed out the ones who cannot or will not tow the line and bring on people who can.” This time, I initiated the eye contact. “I need to know if you’re with me or not, lieutenant.”

The lift car came to a stop and the doors slid open. I kept up the eye contact, deliberately ignoring their beautiful shape and perfectly formed lashes. Okay, I lied about the last part.

Finally, she smiled. “Frakkin’ A, captain! Let’s kick some ass!”

* * *
 
I find myself in complete agreement with the chorus of approval for this latest series of yours. An excellent and compelling noir-style tale that re-introduces the reader to the Border Service of Kirk’s era. The new captain has his work cut out for him, and I’m delighted to be along for the ride. :)
 
I gotta hand it to you this is some of the best and most entertaining first-person narrative I have read. Hilarious at times but also poignant.

What I missed in detail before you make up with sharp observations by your protagonist. The whole narrative flows very well.

The storyline is equally intriguing. Straightening out this crew is going to be quiete a challenge and considering how that has worked out for his predecessor the odds are not in Silas' favor.

I think you've got a winner here!
 
TheLoneRedshirt said:
TrekkieMonster, Wow, I'm blushing! :o It remains to be seen if I can do justice to a noir series for the long-haul. And I can't abandon my beloved Bluefin! :D

Seriously, thanks for the very nice comments. I'm glad you're enjoying it.

and for the record, I didn't really mean it about ditching the Bluefin; just threw that in for dramatic effect. ;) But, this is some seriously good ... er ... stuff. ;)

Oh, and I'm sure it goes without saying that I'm very much looking forward to the adventures of Ensign Morgan Bateson. :D
 
I think I'm going to like Lt. Erdon--I'm not sure if it's those emerald green eyes or how she fills out a sleeveless T-shirt or the way she handles a hyperspanner, but Brooks looks like she's going to be a memorable character.

As if things aren't bad enough for Parker, now he has to contend with a wonky computer--never a good thing.

At least he's beginning to build up a core of people--well, he's got the XO on his side and young Ensign Bateson when he shows up--that's a beginning at least, but he still has an uphill climb if he's going to turn this ship and crew into something worthwhile.

Edited to add: I'm not sure if this is part of your theme or not, but I like the idea of your making the commodore in charge of this backwater border station a woman. From what I've seen of her so far, this woman could and should be in command of a regular fleet starbase or even a Connie and where is she? Commanding a Border Cutter Squadron on an out of the way rinky-dink Star Station--not even a Star Base out in the middle of nowhere--a perfect illustration of the apparent sexism of the early TOS period being shown in an understated manner in your story.
 
There isn't really much I can add to what's been said, except to add that this is one hell of a good start. Who is your actress for Brooks? :drool:
 
I haven't thought of an actress for the XO yet, although I can picture Brooks quite easily in my mind. ;)

On with the story . . .


Chapter 4

Oddly enough, the engineering deck smelled better than any other part of the ship I had visited thus far. It was on the warm side and very humid however. Lt. Erdon must have noticed my expression.

“The environmental systems are on the fritz too. ‘Course, being tied in to the computer probably has a lot to do with that.”

“What about manual adjustments?” I asked.

She raised an eyebrow at me. “You’ll have to ask our engineer about that.” I guess there was something she wanted me to see for myself. Okay, I could play along.

We came to the large, heavy double doors that led into main engineering. Brooks grabbed my arm to stop me. “Brace yourself,” she warned. “This won’t be pretty.”

I moved forward and the doors opened. She was right. It wasn’t pretty.

A heavy mist, almost like fog, hung in the air. The temperature was more suitable for a sauna that the engineering section of a starship. I halfway expected the call of some exotic, tropical bird to echo through the room. I actually had to stop to get my bearings before moving forward. Through the mist, a figure approached.

The figure became recognizable as a Tellarite non-com. He had an unpleasant expression on his face, which meant he was probably in a good mood. He stopped in his tracks when he saw us. “Oh, mange-ridden deities,” he murmured.

Brooks took the lead and stepped forward. She spoke to the Tellarite who seemingly had frozen in place. “Chief, this is our new CO, Captain Silas Parker.”

The Tellarite non-com blinked, then stepped forward and extended a pudgy, furry, three-fingered hand my way. “Kruff!” he said.

For a moment, I wondered why he had barked at me. Then it dawned on me that Kruff was his name. I shook the proffered hand (paw? hoof?) which was hard and calloused. “Nice to meet you, Chief Kruff. Are you on duty here?”

Kruff wrinkled his muzzle, seemingly in thought. “No sir. Yes sir. That is, engineering is my normal duty post. I’m assistant engineer. But no, I’m not on duty right now.” Kruff seemed anxious to leave. I decided to cut him some slack for now.

“Alright, chief, we won’t hold you up.” He was about to head out the door when I called to him. “Say, chief. What’s with the atmosphere in here?” I gestured to the fog.

Kruff offered as apologetic a look as his porcine features allowed. “Chief Dursk likes it this way. He says it reminds him of home.”

I wondered if Dursk’s home was in a swamp. “Okay, Kruff. Carry on.” The short Tellarite moved with impressive speed out of engineering. I looked at Lt. Erdon with what I figured was an incredulous (as opposed to constipated) expression.

“Chief Dursk likes it this way?”

The XO shrugged. “Captain Treadway let Dursk do pretty much what he wanted, especially down here in engineering.

I lowered my voice to a conspiratorial whisper. “Do you suspect Dursk to be involved in the black market?”

To my surprise, the XO actually giggled. It was a very pleasant sound. “Gosh, no, sir! Dursk may be full of himself and tends to bully the crew, but he’s at least honest by my best assessment. And he’s handy in a fight, too.”

“So I noticed in his personnel file. Well, I hate to disappoint Chief Dursk, but I’m going to keep him on a short leash.”

“He won’t like it,” Erdon observed.

“He can get over it or he can start scrubbing ‘cyclers on the station. Let’s go find his majesty so I can shake up his world.”

* * *

The XO and I made our way through the haze to the engineer’s office – a transparent aluminum cubicle shoe-horned in amongst the maze of conduits, coolant pipes, and the big impulse manifolds.

We found Chief Dursk sound asleep, leaning back in a chair, his feet propped up on a case of transtator circuits. He was bare-chested and snoring softly. Maybe something in the water supply makes them sleepy I speculated. I decided to introduce myself by kicking the chair legs out from under him.

I must admit, Dursk had both quick reflexes and an impressive vocabulary of Rigellian curses. He was back on his feet in a flash, with murder in his eyes. He focused on me as the interruption to his slumber, and a snarl formed on his face just before he saw the braid on my sleeve. I had to admire his self-restraint as he assumed a somewhat less-threatening posture. But I could tell he was sizing me up. I was used to that, though, and it didn’t bother me. Four years as the academy wrestling champ in the 95 kilo division and I’d been sized up many times. By the way, that story about me biting that Vulcan kid in the ‘39 semi-finals is not true! Well, not entirely true. But I digress.

“You must be Chief Dursk,” I said in a pleasant tone. “I’m your new CO, Captain Parker. Sorry to disturb your sleep like that, but I have a couple of questions for you.”

My approach seemed to confuse the neck-impaired Rigellian. He frowned, not quite sure how to respond to me.

“First, how long will it take you to get the environmental controls working properly? Any answer up to two hours is acceptable. Longer, and you can start packing. My second question is, did you lose your uniform tunic? You must have, because that is the only reasonable explanation I can think of to why you’re out of uniform. I was going to ask why you were asleep, but I think two questions is enough for now.” I moved toward him and looked up into his face. He was a good head taller, so I had a marvelous view of his nose hair.

“So, what’s the answer to question one?” I asked in a reasonable tone.

“Well, you see sir, the computer . . .”

“WRONG ANSWER!” I bellowed into his face. To accentuate my displeasure, I picked up his desk, which I estimated to weigh about 140 kilos and hurled it into the wall. It made a very satisfying crashing sound as data slates, odd tools and a hidden bottle of something that smelled strongly of fermented toenails scattered across the deck. A small washer circled the deck in tighter and tighter circles, finally settling with a high ringing sound.

Chief Dursk stared at me with wide eyes. Good. I had his attention. “Now, chief,” I said, resuming my previous calm, reasonable tone, “Let’s try that again. What is your answer to question one?”

“I’ll have it done in less than two hours, sir!” He was now standing at attention so perfectly it would have made a drill instructor cry. Very nice.

“And I’m sure you’ll locate your tunic, won’t you chief?”

Dursk looked around and spotted his tunic hanging over a chair. He snatched it and began to put it on.

“Outstanding!” I said, beaming at him. “Good to meet you chief! We’ll talk about some of the other maintenance problems on the ship later.” I extended my hand to him. At first he looked at it as if someone were offering him a small, dead animal. Finally, he took my hand. I squeezed a bit tighter than necessary, just as a reminder of our little visit. Then I released his hand. To his credit, he did not rub his hand. He just stood with a dazed expression on his face as the XO and I left engineering to continue our little tour.

* * *

“So, how did you do that?” asked Lt. Erdon once we left engineering.

“Clean living and good genes. Who’s next on our list to meet?”

“Let’s head to sickbay so you can meet Mutt.”

Oh yes, the ship’s Pharmacist’s Mate. “Why is he called Mutt?”

“He’s our dog-robber.”

I smiled. Every ship should have a dog-robber. The term is from old Earth military jargon and describes someone who has the uncanny ability to find whatever a ship may need, usually outside of normal channels. He’s the type of person that could steal a bone from under a pit-bull’s nose, hence the name.

“Is he any good?” I asked.

“What, as a dog-robber or as a medic?”

“Both.”

“He’s actually a very good medic. I believe he’d eventually like to go back to school to be an MD. But he’s an even better dog-robber.”

I was surprised at the size of the sickbay on the Merlin. It was nearly twice the size as the one on the Osprey. However, there were only three of the new bio-beds that were becoming standard on Federation starships. The rest were just standard hospital-type beds. We found Mutt in the small sickbay office, reading a medical text on the viewer. He stood quickly and smiled when we entered. I liked the kid at first sight.

Pharmacist’s Mate 1st Class Brody Delegal was a gangly kid in his late 20’s with big ears. His hair was mussed as if he had just got out of bed and his face needed an application of beard suppressor to arrest the prominent five ‘o clock shadow. But there was something about him that just put me at ease immediately. He seemed to radiate serenity and goodwill. I restrained myself from giving him a hug.

Brooks introduced us. “Mutt, this is our new CO, Captain Parker. Captain, this is Pharmacist’s Mate Brody Delegal.”

I shook his hand (carefully) and looked around the small office. While Mutt was not overly concerned about his personal appearance, the office with its supplies and instruments was immaculate as was the rest of sickbay. I nodded my head in approval.

“So, Delegal, I hear that not only are you a good medic, but that you have additional useful skills.”

Mutt actually blushed. “Well, sir, it’s not so much a skill as a gift. I’ve just always had this knack for putting people at ease. I can talk to just about anyone. And if I need something, I ask and people just, you know, give me what I need. It seems to make them happy.” He smiled again. I wanted to adopt him. This kid could rule the galaxy, but he was completely without guile.

“Where are you from, son?”

“Mom’s from Betelgeuse and Dad grew up on Betazed. That’s where I was born. Then we moved to Earth – Birmingham in North America - when I was still a little kid.”

I knew a little about Betazoids, though I’d never met anyone from that planet. I knew they had highly developed psionic abilities. Maybe that explained Mutt’s abilities. Not that it mattered.

I gestured to some of the gleaming new equipment in sickbay. “So, all of this? . . .”

He smiled again. “I just went to the quartermaster on the station and asked for it. It’s always delivered the next day. I try not to overdo it, though. That wouldn’t be right.”

Truly amazing. “Well, Delegal . . .”

“Mutt, sir, if you don’t mind.”

“Okay . . . Mutt . . . I’ll leave you to your studies there.” I took another look around sickbay. “You just asked for all of this . . .” I shook my head and looked at Lt. Erdon. “So, XO, who’s next on the list?”

“Our new navigator, Ensign Morgan Bateson.”

We exited sickbay and I shook my head in amusement and wonder. “That kid’s a real charmer!”

Brooks laughed. God, I loved that sound! “Wait ‘til you meet Bateson!”

* * *
 
Laughed my rear end off over the bit with the engineer--classic! Chief Dursk just had his world turned upside down and inside out. And a part-Betazoid medic--nice continuity bit tying in old and new series. There's no reason why Betazed would not have been discovered by this time--after all, the Trill are known and active within the Federation. Parker's beginning to pull his crew together, but he's still got a ways to go.

And coming up, Ensign Bateson...
 
Oustanding work. I am a huge fan of both of your series now. I like the somewhat grungier more realistic spin on Trek that many of the writers on this board go for and you have mastered.

Mutt has smuggler written all over him, to me anyway. With the new captains luck, the only competent and likable crew member on this misfit ship just has to have something wrong with him.
 
Nice, Parker just had to trash engineering to get the chief’s attention. :lol: Hey, whatever works! It’ll be interesting to see just who on this boat of misfits is actually dabbling in smuggling. I’m loving all the new characters, each is fascinating and distinct in their own right. Can’t wait to see what kinds of adventures these guys get in to. :thumbsup: Top notch work, keep it up!
 
Chapter 5

Lt. Brooks Erdon stepped over to a wall-mounted communicator and hit the inter-ship button. “Erdon to Ensign Bateson, what’s your location?” Her melodic voice echoed through the ship.

We only had to wait a few moments before Bateson’s baritone voice came through. “I’m in the hangar deck, ma’am.”

Erdon responded, “Stay put, Morgan. I’m bringing our new captain up to meet you.” She snapped off the channel.

I had to voice something that had been nagging me. “Lieutenant, why is Bateson on this ship? Let’s face it, all the rest of us have histories that put us here. Bateson is fresh out of the academy, he hasn’t had much of a chance to screw up yet.”

Lt. Erdon smiled. “Why don’t I let him tell you?”

I couldn’t let that pass. “So now you’re a diplomat?”

“Diplomacy is my middle name!”

“I thought Brooks was your middle name.”

She smirked. Even her smirk was gorgeous. “Don’t be anal. Come-on, I’ll introduce you to our hot-shot helmsman.”

We took the ladder (actually, it’s a circular stairwell, but traditions are traditions) up one level to the very compact shuttle hangar deck. There were four ancient but serviceable shuttle pods crowded into the small bay. The hatch to shuttle pod 3 was open and out stepped a tall, square jawed young man with blue eyes and a roguish grin. And believe me, I know roguish! Like me, his hair-line was beginning to recede, although mine had a huge head start (pardon the pun!). Mom always said, “Your hairline isn’t moving back. It’s your forehead that’s getting bigger.” Thanks, Mom.

Brooks introduced us. “Captain Parker, this is Ensign Morgan Bateson, our new navigator and newest officer, fresh from the academy.”

We shook hands. I didn’t give him the squeeze test like I had for Chief Dursk. I liked Ensign Bateson, though for different reasons than I liked Mutt. Maybe it was the hairline.

“Ensign,” I said, by way of greeting. Time to ask the question. “Tell me, what is a fresh-out-of-the-academy ensign like yourself doing on a Border Cutter. Surely you could have found a slot on a Saladin-class or even one of the new Connies?”

Bateson’s grin never faltered. I had to give him high marks for poise. “Actually sir, I requested duty on a cutter. I figured that I would have more and earlier opportunities at the helm of a cutter than on the rotation of one of the ships of the line. It seemed like a great learning opportunity!” He had a pleasant voice, with just a hint of cockiness.

I smiled back at him. Good answer. But I have a high sensitivity to bull-shit and my meter was pegging. “And? . . .” I prodded.

His smile changed slightly to one of mild embarrassment. “And . . . there was this girl back in San Francisco. Honestly, I had no idea she was an admiral’s daughter.”

Bingo! I clapped young Bateson on the arm, staggering him slightly. “You should fit in well, Mr. Bateson! Tell me, what were you doing in the shuttle pod?”

“Just familiarizing myself with the controls, sir. I’m also a qualified shuttle pilot, but I must admit, I’ve never seen one of these outside of a museum.”

I gave him my most reassuring expression. “I’m sure you’ll do fine, Mr. Bateson. Of course, you should know, these old shuttle pods have leaky radiation baffles. Not that it’s a major problem, but prolonged exposure does tend to accelerate hair-loss”. I ran my hand through my close-cropped, thinning hair for emphasis. Bateson’s smile took on a faintly sick quality. I really shouldn’t do things like that. It must be a character flaw.

Lt. Erdon managed to keep a straight face during the exchange. I turned toward her and gave her a covert wink. “Carry on, Mr. Bateson. I’d encourage you to spend as much time as possible familiarizing yourself with the shuttle pods. I’ll be counting on you to fly some SAR missions. Good to meet you.”

“Uh, likewise, sir.” Bateson turned back toward the shuttle pod with a look of trepidation; he approached it somewhat slowly, like a condemned prisoner approaching the gallows. I motioned for the XO to follow me out of the hangar.

In the corridor, she looked at me and shook her head. “That was awful!” she said. I could tell she approved.

Always keep them guessing, XO. One day he’ll command a ship and he’ll need to shake up some young ensign. Who knows? He might pull the same stunt.” I checked my wrist chronometer. It was time to see if Captain Treadway had departed in a timely manner.

“XO, if you’ll excuse me, I need to run by my cabin to see if Captain Treadway requires assistance getting off the ship.”

“You’re going to throw him off, aren’t you.” It was not a question.

“Only if he’s still here. I’ll meet you back on the bridge in an hour. You can give me a run-down on the ship’s status and we can set up a time when I can address the crew as a whole.”

* * *

I was only mildly disappointed to find that Captain Treadway had, indeed, left the ship. His gear was gone too. I took a moment to survey my new quarters. They were not as modern as my berth on the Saladin, but having the office provided more room. The small bedroom area and head were in an adjacent room. I was pleasantly surprised to find that the rest of my gear had also arrived. The two trunks were stacked neatly by the bed.

I went to check out the desk and sat in the chair, which squeaked, but not to the point of distraction. There was a standard computer screen/communications terminal with multiple switches. I’d have to find out what the switches did. I opened the drawer to find it filled with shards of glass from dozens of broken whiskey bottles. Apparently, Treadway had left me a souvenir. Classy guy.

I took a few minutes to unpack my trunks – mostly uniforms, a few civilian clothes, and some personal items: a Klingon disruptor pistol (don’t ask where I got it), some holo-pics of my parents and siblings (two brothers, one sister, all younger), My academy wrestling trophies, and a stuffed and mounted Centauran ridge rat ( kind of a cross between a Terran armadillo and a weasel)named Earl.

I took my personal kit and put it in the rather cramped head. At least I didn’t have to share one. There was a sonic shower stall into which I could barely squeeze beside a stainless steel toilet and sink. I took a look in the mirror. (I’m not vain, I just wanted to make sure the mirror worked.) The face that stared back at me was beginning to show signs of wear and tear. Lines etched the corners of my eyes, giving me a somewhat sad expression. I’ve had complete strangers come up to me and ask, “What’s wrong?” The close-cropped hair and regulation van-dyke beard were now more gray than brown. At least all of my teeth were my own. I knew I wasn’t handsome, but at least I didn’t have to wear a bag over my head.

I made a mental note to stop by the quartermaster to get linens and towels, and then I decided it was time to check out the galley.

* * *

I headed down the ladder (two decks) then about 15 meters along the port side corridor, where I came upon the galley. No one was there at the moment. I assumed much of the crew was on shore leave and taking advantage of the eating establishments on the station. I went to check out the offerings from the food slots. A hand-printed sign was posted by one of the slots. It read, “For God’s sake, do not order the meat-loaf, not if you value your life!” This, I considered to be very sound advice.

As I recalled from my service on the Osprey, pressing the first button once and the third button twice would provide a pretty decent vegetable soup. That seemed to be a safe choice. I pressed the aforementioned buttons. The lights flashed and the food slot door opened. Meat loaf. The grey, quivering mass sat there on the tray, lurking. I took it at arms length and put it in the disposal slot where it disappeared in a soft whoosh. I could swear the meat loaf growled at me.

My curiosity, if not my hunger, satisfied, I decided it was time to head back to the bridge.

* * *
 
Morgan and the admiral's daughter... ;)

You know you're in trouble when the meatloaf growls at you. At least with gahk you know it's supposed to be trying to eat you while you eat it! :)

And Parker has a sentimental side--he stuffed and mounted his pet ridge rat.

Good stuff! :)
 
I can't really add anything to what's already been said above, except that I, too, am really, really enjoying this. :thumbsup:

Oh, and I do have to ask: is there any chance the ridge rat, Earl, was inspired by a silly old sit-com called Night Court? And, if so, will we also find that our intrepid captain has an inexplicable affinity for Mel Torme? :lol:
 
TrekkieMonster said:

Oh, and I do have to ask: is there any chance the ridge rat, Earl, was inspired by a silly old sit-com called Night Court? And, if so, will we also find that our intrepid captain has an inexplicable affinity for Mel Torme? :lol:

Actually, Earl the ridge rat came from a colleague's stuffed Armadillo (named Jerry) that sits on his desk. I have a mariachi band of three shellacked frogs (un-named) that have a place of prominence on my office. :D I had forgotten about Night Court. That was a great show with wonderful characters.
 
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