Top 10 Signs You Know The Next Star Trek Movie Will Go Wrong

[CommanderRaytas]

1G: It's a follow-up to TOS: Spock's Brain.

What if it was a follow up to Spock`s Brain and involved the villain from And The Children Shall Lead? All of this happens while they are on the Way to Eden.

Nothing could top that. It would make one damn fine movie.

 

[Michael]

1G: It's a follow-up to TOS: Spock's Brain.

What if it was a follow up to Spock`s Brain and involved the villain from And The Children Shall Lead? All of this happens while they are on the Way to Eden.

Nothing could top that. It would make one damn fine movie.

The sad thing is, I'd still watch it.

 

[CommanderRaytas]

I`d probably watch it as well, but I`d need to get pissed before.... or afterwards. Like I did when I went to see Harry Potter 3.

 

[Tralah]

1G: It's a follow-up to TOS: Spock's Brain.

What if it was a follow up to Spock`s Brain and involved the villain from And The Children Shall Lead? All of this happens while they are on the Way to Eden.

Nothing could top that. It would make one damn fine movie.

The sad thing is, I'd still watch it.

Sadly, so would I just out of a morbid sense of curiosity, and for the fun of giving it the MST3K treatment! Just as long as they don't work the "Alternative Factor" in there, or else I would off myself.

 

[Kegek]

K 551: Reviewers on talk shows compare it favourably to Star Wars, accusing the latter of being too cerebral.

 

[Nedersong]

Klingons use leet speak.

Whenever a ship gets destroyed Kirk says "YOU GOT GANKED!".