Today I am going to ask out a stripper!

[Jayson]

I've sort of been going to this one strip club alot, because I really like one of the strippers there. The otherday she actually gave me her home phone number, without me even asking for it. Granted it might just be a act, but I think she might say yes if I ask her out on a real date. I will proably do it before I go see my shrink, who I am supose to see today,so I can talk about it if she says no but even if she does say no I still don't mind.

Jason

 

[TheLonelySquire]

Tell her you want to save her from her life of immofality! Better yet, bring her with you to your shrink so you can show him exactly what you've been up to since you've been on your new meds.

 

[JuanBolio]

Tell her you want to save her from her life of immofality!

Tell me, does anyone ever take kindly to it when you talk to them that way? Because I envision you getting punched in the mouth a lot.

 

[Robert Maxwell]

I almost asked a stripper out once. It was her first night doing it and we spent most of it talking. I didn't want to be too forward, though.

 

[Deckerd]

Tell her you want to save her from her life of immofality!

You got that wrong, Squirey. It's immofaility.

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

Strippers don't give a damn about you. All they want is your money. Once you leave the room, they forget you ever existed.

 

[Locutus of Bored]

I've sort of been going to this one strip club alot, because I really like one of the strippers there. The otherday she actually gave me her home phone number, without me even asking for it.

Does her home phone number begin with 1-900 and charges you $1.99 the first minute and $4.99 each additional minute?

 

[The Grim Ghost]

I've sort of been going to this one strip club alot, because I really like one of the strippers there. The otherday she actually gave me her home phone number, without me even asking for it. Granted it might just be a act, but I think she might say yes if I ask her out on a real date. I will proably do it before I go see my shrink, who I am supose to see today,so I can talk about it if she says no but even if she does say no I still don't mind.

Jason

So are you looking for more chaos and problems in your life?? This is a terrible idea.

 

[sidious618]

This is excellent news. I'm really eager to hear about what happens. Hope it goes well for you.

 

[Kirby]

Now this is gonna get interesting. Mad Baggins needs to take note.

 

[TheBrew]

I've sort of been going to this one strip club alot, because I really like one of the strippers there. The otherday she actually gave me her home phone number, without me even asking for it. Granted it might just be a act, but I think she might say yes if I ask her out on a real date. I will proably do it before I go see my shrink, who I am supose to see today,so I can talk about it if she says no but even if she does say no I still don't mind.

Jason

So are you looking for more chaos and problems in your life?? This is a wonderful idea.

 

[Jayson]

I've sort of been going to this one strip club alot, because I really like one of the strippers there. The otherday she actually gave me her home phone number, without me even asking for it.

Does her home phone number begin with 1-900 and charges you $1.99 the first minute and $4.99 each additional minute?

Nope it's a real number. I've talked to her a few times. Granted she knows I ran out of money because I spent most of it on lapdances with her and she wants to keep me in the loop for when I get paid but it's possible that she might like me for real as well. I'm not naive. I know I might be getting played so to speak but since I know it's possible then I feel like I am not being a victim or anything. Right now all I know is she makes me feel happy when I am with her. Even if it's all a act then it's still a good thing for me at the time I think because I need to start feeling sexy or like I have some kind of connection with others when it comes to things like dating and sex. At worst I get dispointed(but not surprised) and at best I get to date a really hot and sexy women who might like me.

Jason

 

[SmoothieX]

That's the spirit! Show her your business socks.

 

[ManOnTheWave]

Does she actually want to go out, or does she want you to call when you go to the club?

 

[Jayson]

Does she actually want to go out, or does she want you to call when you go to the club?

She said I can call her anytime. She gave me her home number and the number of the strip club she works at as well.

Jason

 

[sidious618]

Does she at least know your name?

 

[Jayson]

Does she at least know your name?

I think she does. She does call me baby though alot.

Jason

 

[ManOnTheWave]

I suppose you'll find out soon enough if she wants to spend time with you or if she wants you to spend money at the club.

 

[sidious618]

Make the call now and update us immediately.

 

[Jayson]

Make the call now and update us immediately.

She works at night so I want to give her some time to wake up. I know from a experience that I sometimes won't wake up until 1:00 p.m or later. I am up now mostly because my sister came over with her kids to give them a bath and it woke me up. She couldn't afford the water bill so she is getting them ready for school over here. I am pumped though to ask her out. Granted I want to take my prozac first. Hoopefully if she says no I will end up being so durgged it won't bother me.


Jason