Contest: ENTER TNG Caption This! #574: Mirror Image

[LeadHead]

Hello and welcome to the new contest! Sorry to be less reliable again, working on being better about consistency.

First up to the plate, we have the "Just vaporize everything and be done with it," Award, going to @Leviathan for:

Data: set phasers to "dustbuster" sir?


Next, we have the "If only we could hear Riker shout this in an episode..." Award, going to @tharpdevenport for:

Geordi: "LaForge to Bridge! We have a purple fireworks-y explode-y thing alert!"


Next, we have the "They NEVER took it down?!" Award, going to @Tenacity for:

Riker: Is that a bicycle up in the rafters?


I decided to go for extra KBL's this time around.

@Kaos

Riker: Hey, you're right. This does look like a slightly altered Battle Bridge.


@shivkala

*Geordi checks calendar*

Geordi: Yup, it's just about time for us to have to eject another warp core. And always a few days after the warranty runs out.



@IMC Headquarters

RIKER: Terrific. Yellowjacket wasps. Nobody make any sudden moves.


Many tanks to everyone who participated and congrats to our winners!

And now, the new contest!

Enjoy!

 

[LeadHead]

Troi: I'm a Major? Sweet promotion! Wait, I'm a Romulan now?

Worf: If I'm not careful, my hair will go from this length to a full ponytail in just a few days.

Data: I have drawn inspiration from Commander Riker. I also intend to put my feet up on consoles.

 

[Mr Soak]

Thanks for the win!

Troi: "V" for "Vulcan"? I'm supposed to be a Romulan! My surgeon is going to hear about this.

Worf (or is it Michael Dorn?): This wig is not honourable.

LaForge (pouting): Why won't the powers that be let me have a beard?
Troi: Isn't he standing in front of you?
LaForge: Of the facial kind!
*Troi looking smug*

 

[Finn]

Ship’s Counselor Log: ..:the hardest part being on that Romulan ship...no chocolate. I had headaches after a day.

Worf: Lice is without honor

 

[JirinPanthosa]

TROI: I’m sensing...utter shock, confusion and fear! Oh wait, it’s me.

WORF: Manscaping is WITH honor.

Constantly being near Troi is what ultimately made Data’s male libido simulation algorithm inefficient for social blending.

 

[tharpdevenport]

"Oh my God ... I could have had two V8's!"

"Oh, you are inquiring about my beard. There is a 'Falcon Crest' play in 10-Forward tonight. I am playing Chase."

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

Head on. Apply directly to forehead.
Head on. Apply directly to forehead.
Head on. Apply directly to forehead.

 

[Nerys Myk]

TROI: From one crappy wig to another!

 

[Qonundrum]

"I knew I shouldn't have tried to become Stewart's stunt double. They couldn't even get the bald cap right!"

"I need a haircut. Or do I put it in a ponytail instead? Hmm, that would allow me to get onto that other show, 'My Little Pony', if TNG continues to go down the tubes."

Geordi: "I bet the Commodore 64 couldn't do that!"
Troi (whispering): "That's not the only thing that needs a beard..."
Geordi: "Huh?"
Data: "My audio input circuitry could pick up distinctly what you could not. What Counselor Troi is referring to is a euphemism regar--"
Geordi: "Yes, Data, I know."

 

[Qonundrum]

Worf: Lice is without honor

#win

 

[shivkala]

Thanks for the win!

Troi: "Just one more Saurian Brandy, Deanna." Thanks for that, Will. I only hope your hangover is worse...

Worf: Should I keep it like this? I feel like it's time for a change? Maybe a Kruge look? Or the Korrd? Or even Kahless? Or Ming the Merciless? Yeah, I know that last one isn't Klingon, but it's an awesome look and, seriously, can you get more Klingon than a name like "Ming the Merciless"?

Alexander: Dad, are you talking to yourself while staring in a mirror again?

Worf: ...No?

Brent Spiner: What? You saw what Frakes growing his beard did for the quality of this show? I just figured if I grew one, we'd get doubly as good.

LeVar Burton: You heard the producers, Brent, either it goes or you do.

Spiner: Fine, but mark my words, if I shave it and we get a clip show season finale, it'll be on your head!

 

[Mojochi]

Troi: NOT BANGS! NOOOOOOOO!!!!!

Worf: They're all wrong. This hairstyle must be masculine. It's called "Bob"

Geordi: Honestly? It makes your ears look like worn out chewing gum

 

[Herbert]

Troi: Oh my god! It's a better toup than Shatner's.

 

[Laura Cynthia Chambers]

Data: "Queries; what is 'Bulldog Cement', and why does the term provoke laughter?"

(https://www.springfieldspringfield....s.php?tv-show=i-love-lucy-1951&episode=s01e23)

 

[Drob]

Perhaps, today is a good day to dye!

DeepFrakes Data

 

[Mr Soak]

Troi: *snorts* Sorry.
LaForge: Sorry Data. This is why you’ll only ever be Number Two.

 

[Nerys Myk]

DATA: Geordi, what do you mean by the the phrase "douche bag hipster"?

 

[Herbert]

For a brief moment Worf considers the handlebar mustache.

 

[tharpdevenport]

Today is not a good day to find a grey.

 

[Nerys Myk]

WORF: I wish we were at war, so I can shave all this off.