Contest: ENTER TNG Caption This! #537: Elevator Music

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  1. Nerys Myk

    Nerys Myk A Spock and a smile Premium Member

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    WORF: Really? "The Lonely Man" music from The Incredible Hulk? You are with out honor!
     
  2. Triskelion

    Triskelion Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

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    Picard: Oh well, I'm off to go back to my quarters, all by myself -
    Troi: ......
    Picard: YEP, in total solitude, to contemplate the burdens of command -
    Troi: ......
    Picard: Never to know the simple joy of fraternization with the crew, or a brief commiseration over an ale in Ten Forward -
    Troi: ......
    Picard: Probably never even booking a psychotherapy session for fear of upsetting the crew -
    Troi: ......
    Picard: - Yep, here I go now -
    Troi: ......
    Picard: And if the turbolift should halt for a minute, it's probably just me swallowing my insecurities for a quick "Way to go, Skipper" - or a "Gosh you're swell, Captain", and maybe a "Who stands watch on deck of your starship?" -
    Troi: ......
    Picard:<whispering> "The U.S.S. Jean Luc"

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    Worf: Light stun, heavy stun, light kill, heavy kill - ah here we go: heavy spider fire death kill.
     
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  3. Herbert

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    Worf: She see me walkin'. She hatin'
     
  4. tharpdevenport

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    worf: "Are you looking at me warrior bum? Warrior bum looker."
     
  5. Mr. Laser Beam

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    K'Ehleyr: Roll your shoulders back. You walk like a troll.

    Worf: You try working at station built to fit the height of a human woman. (Pause) An honorable one. Great, now I have feelings. Time to go punch someone.
     
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  7. Triskelion

    Triskelion Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

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    K'Ehleyr: You're all winners!
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    Yo! Winners Winners Chicken Dinners!
     
  8. tharpdevenport

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    Worf: "Computer -- current location of acting ensign Wesley Crusher?"
     
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  9. inflatabledalek

    inflatabledalek Fleet Captain Fleet Captain

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    Picard: Goodbye counsellor... Oh, that reminds me. Must get my camel-hair coat dry cleaned.


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    Worf: *SIGH* So much easier on Klingon ships where you just use a sharp knife for everything.


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    Barclay: I aint getting in no lift, you crazy fool.


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    K'Ehleyr: WHO DOES OUR SON AGE TEN TIMES FASTER THAN A NORMAL CHILD WORF?!?!


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    Captain's Personal Log: dontlookattheboobsdontlookatheboobsdontlookattheboobsdontlookattheboobsdontlookattheboobs...
     
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  10. tharpdevenport

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    Troi: "Ahhh, Captain -- this is the turbolift, not a wall urinal."
     
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  11. Qonundrum

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    *snicker*


    :angel::devil::guffaw::whistle::rommie:
     
  12. Leviathan

    Leviathan Fleet Captain Fleet Captain

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    Worf: Always with the 'Set to stun Worf, gotta be humane Worf'. I'm setting this thing on 'Dismember'.
     
  13. Leviathan

    Leviathan Fleet Captain Fleet Captain

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    Picard: Hmmm? Nonono I'm not leaving. That core breach and self destruct warning is just a drill. Back in a flash, just out for a walk. (Computer, main shuttlebay...quickly please).
     
  14. JesterFace

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    Here's one combining two pictures...

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    WORF - Why do these things have to be set on stun when storaged or holstered.
    K'EHLEYR - Oh come on Worf, you're still a cool guy and honorable warrior, even if you have to set your phaser on stun sometimes...
    WORF - And now you're going to tell Alexander that his father walks around with his phaser on stun setting, will I ever earn his respect.
    K'EHLEYR - You know the boy understands how 'safety first' Starfleet can be.
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    Worf: <smirking as he walks away> My "phaser" sure wasn't on stun that night, if you know what I mean
     
  16. Triskelion

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    Worf: Those ensigns were not mocking me at all! There really was a dead phaser in my pants!
     
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    Picard: I have to go tell LaForge that his Charizard can not be used to restart the engines! You have the bridge Number One!

    Riker (to Troi): I wonder if he knows about the Porygon Data put in the computer?

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    My Pokemon Go app says that there is a Klingon ghWAnchi Pokemon in here. I must catch it!

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    No sign of Porygon in here—-oh, hello Pikachu! So your the one that shocked the Captain!
     
  18. tharpdevenport

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    Worf: "I keep telling the Captain it is NOT a wall urinal, but does he listen? No! His bladder is without honor!"
     
  19. Nerys Myk

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    WORF: Carpeting on walls. Stupidest thing I've seen on this ship. Only one way to fix that...
     
  20. LeadHead

    LeadHead Director of Comedy Premium Member

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    Sorry to be so late. Tonight is gonna be a big night for the contest, winners, winners from another contest, winners from (wow I am way behind) and a new contest!
     
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  21. LeadHead

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