Contest: ENTER TNG Caption This! #532: Halloween Week!

[LeadHead]

Hello and welcome to the new contest. Due to Photobucket issues, I am starting it quite late and without winners.Winners will be posted at the start of the next contest.

Enjoy!

 

[LeadHead]

First Officer's Log: I was glad everyone else followed my orders to bring flashlights even though Data & Geordi have infrared sight and Klingons have excellent low light vision.

Crusher: Oh, NO! Those are terrible body bags!

Worf: According to these readings, we re long overdue for a Borg Drone to attack from behind.

Frakes: No more talk about beards! Not gonna happen!

Riker: I think we're taking this whole concept of a "Night Watch" in space a little too far.

 

[Bry_Sinclair]

Riker: (thinking) My god, this ship is such a sausage fest!

Afterwards Crusher swore never to do mushrooms then go to the morgue.

Shelby: Ok gang, let's split up and search for clues. Bev and Worf, with me. Data and Wesley Doo, head that way.

Riker: NO! I won't grow a hipster beard! You can't make me!

 

[Finn]

Thanks for the win

CMO Log: Weird, Those ghosts turned me on...

 

[tharpdevenport]

Still on the hunt for the winners of Caption this! 529 and 530.

A director Off screen: "Hey, this gives me an idea for an episode about a ghost! Or a porno. I get paid either way."

Frakes: "Brent! "Code of Honor" casting has got mmmeeeee!!!"

 

[Leviathan]

A rare photo showing how Jonathan Frakes was recruited into ST:TNG by Berman & Hurley. The concept eventually became the plot for 'Skin of Evil'.

 

[Leviathan]

Worf: One Riker! One Bridge!
Internet: Actually, there are 2 bridges, main and Battle. There are also at least 2 Rikers, Will and Tom...

 

[Leviathan]

LaForge: So...the aliens on this planet hunt their prey by light emissions. You guys all have night-vision right?

 

[Leviathan]

Ol' Doc Crushers "Annual Patients Party" was not well attended

 

[Smellincoffee]

Data: This is a curious planet. Every residence we approach insists on opening its door and giving us confectionaries.

Now I ain't sittin' up with the dead no more, I don't know about you!
No, I ain't sittin' up with the dead no more, no matter what you say or do
They say the dead can't hurt you because they already left,
But what they left can sure make you help yourself --
And I ain't sittin' up with the dead no more since the dead started sittin' up, too.

 

[Nerys Myk]

RIKER: Dammit, mister! My name isn't "Kruge"! I'm not a Klingon!
KIRK: I...have had...enough of you!!

 

[Mr Soak]

Riker: You're still not promoting me to captain!

 

[Nerys Myk]

RIKER: Closed?? You can't close the bridge!!!
WORF: There's a sign. Signs don't lie.

 

[Mr Soak]

Dr Crusher finds out where all the people from the paintings went.

Security Cheif's Log: We have lured Commander Shelby to the Borg cube. She has noty yet realised that her phaser doesn't work. The rest of the away team will transport back as soon as we retrieve Captain Picard. We hope the Borg accept this exchange.

 

[Jedman67]

WORF: "Ha, I call the Captain's chair!"
RIKER: "No, that's not how it-"
WORF: (growls) "If you were any other man, I would kill you where you stand!!!"
RIKER: "You couldn't kill any man; even Wesley has a higher kill rate than you. Now that chair is MINE!!"

CORPSE: "Ttttttt....."
CRUSHER: "Wha..What??"
CORPSE: "Teaaaa....Eeeearlll.....Ggggrrrrraaaaayy.....Hhhhoootttt...."

Worf: "Odd. According to this, there should be a borg drone right in front of us- oh."
<whiir><beep>
Borg: "May we interest you in our Lord and Savior Unimatrix H. Zero?" </whiir></beep>

Data: "Hey! Who turned out the lights? Hey! Who turned out the lights?"
Riker: "Geordi, shut him off please!"
Geordi: "Hey! Who turned out the lights? Hey! Who turned out the lights?"

 

[Nerys Myk]

CRUSHER: Soon, Jean Luc. Soon you will join my collection.

 

[Red Shirt]

Riker: Data, do you really need all of us to find your cat?

Crusher: Who's the wiseguy that covered my Yoda figurine collection with t-shirts?

Worf: Keep looking, that Porg is around here somewhere.

Riker reenacts his version of Anakin sliding into the lava crying out, "I Hate You!"

Worf: Commander, do I have an earthy peaty aroma with a touch of lilac?

 

[Captain Crow]

Riker: NNNNNOOOOOOO!!!! NOT THE LAST DOUGHNUT! I WANTED THAT!

Worf: Damn. No bars in here.

 

[CorporalCaptain]

Worf: (surreptitiously) OK, Commander Riker, we've maneuvered Shelby so that she's standing under the pointy device. Now what?

 

[JirinPanthosa]

RIKER: Is it me or do these caves look awfully familiar.
DATA: Indeed they do sir. They are exactly identical to the caves we explored three weeks ago.
RIKER: We must be running out of budget.

BEVERLY: Oh my god, the dead bodies are coming back to life!
MAN: I'm noh't dead!
BEVERLY: What do you mean? Of course you are! I should know, I'm a doctor.
MAN: I think I'll go for a walk.
BEVERLY: NO! Bad corpse!

WORF: Wait a minute, they can't actually adapt immediately to phaser settings. We've severely overestimated the strength of the Borg.
SHELBY: Don't tell anyone, we want to look like geniuses when we beat the Borg at the last minute. Especially don't tell Janeway. I like her, I want her to feel like a genius when she easily beats back the Borg over and over.

RIKER: NOOO! It's dragging me into the Beard Rogaine pits!

RIKER: What the hell, why is nobody here?
WORF: I believe the night bridge crew is getting high again.